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DreadedReverend

You eat bags of sugar free gummy bears for fun don’t you?


Leatat12

Those Amazon reviews for the sugar free gummies bears were ah-ma-zing.


iMissMyMsPotato

Such good content


rahhumilovedogs

It's the sorbitol. I've heard stories.


Bigcockboi23

Normally it’s a bunch of sugar but recently it’s been to many protein shakes😂


kit_ease

*too many


veraceface

Fuck you for being correct, get downvoted, scrub


Pycra

I love democracy.


tolandsf

I bought a bag of gummy jolly ranchers off Amazon once. It did not end well. I do not believe they were sugar free.


Faceinthawind

It's the sugar substitute that gets you running to the toilet


Ebbxo

I accidentally ate an entire sugar free pudding one day. I was extremely sick for 2 days straight. Never again


Admiral-Thrawn2

How do you accidentally eat a Whole package of something ?


NapalmBBQ

“In a non sexual way.” Uh huh.


Fresh_Fox3547

diarrhea makes me h o r n y


Dubmove

Like all kinds of shits diarrhea has the potential to stimulate your prostate and give you an errection.


Fresh_Fox3547

stop it nOw


Needs-more-cow-bell

My dogs dick gets hard when he poops.


makeusername

Prove it


hey-chickadee

I'm not sure which one of you is the bigger perv...


FearXHusky1

Wouldn't a normal hard shit be better for that?


Douglas0327

Your shits are hard? How hard?


FearXHusky1

Not hard but held together


Ok_Rub_7246

Facts that make you weird knowing:


TheRiverHart

Poop smell makes my dick swell


hoakpsp3

Porta John veteran


nickthestick1234

“Nothing sexual”


plugged_in_808

Coming from bigcockboi no less.


TheTasche

It’s satisfying when it gets out but the cramps while it’s in are horrible


toothypicky

+ period cramps when it’s that time of month, diarrhea and first day of my period are things i DONT want together ever again. worst day of my life


Better_Green_Man

Jesus fucking christ. I'm a dude and have had horrible diarrhea. The kind where your stomach is in knots, you relieve yourself, clean up, go back to bed, then 10 minutes later have the pain come back and now you have to make 4 trips to the bathroom in 1 hour because this process doesn't stop until everything is purged from your body. Can't imagine having that pain but doubling it.


crackheadcaleb

Also hormone imbalances, soreness, and immense bleeding in some cases. Women are tough as shit.


InvestigatorFlat1335

WHILE you’re at work or school 👎🏾😫


sammyblue22

Ugh period poops are the absolute fucking WORST.


HungryRaspberry4087

Proof that god does not exist. Or you’ve incurred god’s wrath.


throwaway42929

First day of *every* month for me :(


Jyndaru

Having both IBS and endometriosis, this is me for two weeks of every month. I do not wish this life on even my worst enemy.


sweats_while_eating

Based


Chupacabralala

I embraced menopause for this reason alone.


TheTasche

Oh my


CivilChampionship333

Agreed but cleaning yourself so that you don’t feel gross anymore is difficult.


JuzoItami

I can still remember an episode 20+ years ago where my symptoms progressed from slight instability in my tummy... to mild cramps and gas... and then to severe cramps, bloating and obvious intestinal distress in a very short period of time. I was driving home from work at the time and focussed all my efforts on just getting there. A cold sweat broke out just as I pulled into the driveway. I delicately got out of the car, walking that odd walk where you're clenching your thighs and buttcheeks together. With sweat pouring down my brow, an ice cold chill racking my body, and excruciating cramps spasming through my stomach and causing me to wimper - I somehow unlocked my front door and ran/waddled with fiercely clenched buttcheeks through the house, dropping my keys on the floor and fumbling with my belt as I went. Even as I made it to the bathroom and positioned myself strategically with my backside to the toilet I still was not confident I could hold off the imminent fecal apocalypse for those last crucial seconds... But, then... belt undone... turning ass to seat... top button of pants undone... lowering ass to seat... zipper down... and the final simultaneous acts of pulling down my pants, my now bare ass setting down on the toilet seat, the unclenching of the buttcheeks, as the horrible, horrible pain ends, the cold sweat stops and... **BOOM**! But all of that isn't why I still remember this 20+ years later. I remember it because as I sat there in the immediate aftermath of the event - in a state of both bliss and awe - a phrase immediately popped into my head. It was J. Robert Oppenheimer's quote from the Bhagavad-Gita upon watching the explosion of the first atomic bomb at the Trinity Test in 1945 - *I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds...* So ever since then, I have considered there to be 2 kinds of diarrhea: "regular diarrhea" and "Oppenheimer diarrhea".


Astrocreep_1

Ok take your story,ditto every detail until the end. You rush into the bathroom,don’t bother shutting the door and when relief comes in a very gross noisy way,you realized that your older high school aged sister and her gorgeous friends are in the very next room and in your panicked state,you didn’t realize anyone was in there.


JuzoItami

Yours is truly a great story. The only thing that I can imagine making that scenario worse is if you realized the girls were present *after* making it to the toilet, yet still pre "relief". Assuming the odds of making it safely to another a bathroom in a more distant part of the house aren't in your favor (terrible risk/reward ratio on that anyway), how exactly do you "finesse" that hypothetical situation? Turn on the water in the sink obviously, and the shower if there is one, and... what else? Maybe start singing?


Ethanr1111

Damn I didn’t know this was a creative writing sub. Good job 😂😂


Bigcockboi23

I love this ahaha!


Lord_of_Caffeine

Idk why but I read this in Charlie's voice.


chicksonfox

I kind of agree that it feels amazing, but only by contrast. When I’m nauseous it’s the same— I don’t expressly like throwing up, but I get so relieved when I’m finally able to do it because it usually makes the nausea go away.


Bigcockboi23

Yes exactly this!


TheDreamWeaver_93

As someone who's dealt with horrible acid reflux my whole life, yes to this. Nothing more relieving than throwing up and feeling like a normal person again.


toss_it_out12345678

As someone with IBSD and has pooped 23 times in one day before, I have to both agree and disagree. Kudos for your crazy ass take! Have an upvote


whatchagonnado2021

.... Your asshole must have been on fire. Do you have anything left to sit on today?


toss_it_out12345678

I was bleeding by the end, but yes I still have a butt to sit on haha


crackheadcaleb

Currently going through something similar. Glad to hear bleeding asshole isn’t just something I experienced.


toss_it_out12345678

A&D diaper cream and water wipes literally saved my ass. Desitin is HORRIBLE. It burns like a mother fucker, but A&D is very soothing especially when cool from the fridge. This is gonna sound really strange, but shave the hair in your Butt crack. It makes it SO much easier to clean yourself up without wiping a ton. Wiping chaps your anus really quickly especially when wiping with toilet paper. Wiping with something wet and wiping gently is good, but blotting is the best.


heytherec17

Wet wipes and rectiv ointment 👌🏻 Fellow IBD person here


Bigcockboi23

Thank you:)


pyl0ader

Yes, certainly an ass-take.


anonymous01251926

Also have IBSD and got an anal fissure from too much diarrhea. Had to have botox injected in my anus. Add this experience to things I didn't expect about being an adult.


toss_it_out12345678

Same; I haven’t had the issue where I’ve had to have Botox, but I have scream-pooped and cried to my mom and begged her to get me more wipes. She was such an Angel, she got me water wipes, A&D diaper cream, and an ensure so I could have some sort of calories that would leave as soon as it got in me. Pooping so much in one day is never fun, but having such pooper powers AND needing Botox in ya anus? Yikesamunga…


anonymous01251926

Tbh, the botox was a lifesaver. The fissure is exacerbated by spasms (in my case from the IBSD) that don't allow the fissure to heal. Think of a cut on the joint line of your finger, if you keep flexing it, it won't heal bc you're constantly ripping it open. The botox paralyzes the muscles so the fissure can heal. Then you just have to try not to get another one. So, take ungodly amounts of fiber every day. Like, it is not humanly possible for me to get enough fiber without supplements amounts of fiber.


introusers1979

Ugh I have gastritis and I can sort of relate. I would puke acid up to 20+ times a day and it was the most horrible, disgusting feeling. I mean not that either of us know what it’s like from the other side - but that’s just my experience. Lol


drewskipal

I feel this strongly. My doc prescribed my medicine to slow down my motility because I was pooping anywhere from 4-12 times a day. It leaves your ass raw af.


toss_it_out12345678

Yup! Pooping can be either wonderful or hell


driverman42

My wife has ibs-d and before she was diagnosed she was pooping up to 25 times a day. She lost 48 pounds in 2 weeks. But now she's got it taken care of.


Deccod3

I love it when people exaggerate how much somebody lost weight in a ridiculous timeframe. Edit: Thats losing 12.000 calories per day while not eating anything every day for 2 weeks. Youw wife would need to do cardio for 15 hours per day AND not eat anything to achieve this.


ItalianJett

How?


driverman42

Meds, change of diet. No dairy, no broccoli and a lot more cut out.


dataluss

Nothing more satisfying than conducting an emergency evac


FizzyBeverage

You might want to see a gastroenterologist if this is happening to you regularly. Something you're eating ain't agreeing with you.


doobiesatthemovies

or an allergy or sensitivity you dont know you have


stonno45

Or an illness.


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devster75

Two thumbs in?


Artimis_P_Gone

You're gonna need three, and some hot towels!


kit_ease

I don't think it's all that unpopular. Ever run in from the car, only to barely make it before blasting your pants? IMO, that feels pretty great.


RampantDragon

But everyone else in the living room is looking at you like you owe them an explanation.


gulfatma

Laughs in IBS


[deleted]

Cries in IBS


Scallioncolt45

You do you you fecal fanatic, diarrhea Druid, caca conissiour, poopoo person, or whatever you want to be known as.


Bigcockboi23

That’s awesome! You’re awesome!


Lovewinsbruh

Dude wtf I am crying laughing at this lol I almost woke my baby up laughing so damn hard and my husband is getting annoyed with me lmao. Thank you so much for this.


jumalanpilkka

Man wtf


HotHamWaterBath

You’ve never sat down and rolled up like a gogurt tube as your butt makes gogurt sounds, then felt like your golden spirit had just cast off its mortal coils to explore the worlds beyond worlds in the river that turns upon itself called time that oily dump was such a relief?


Lore_trader

Truly a shame


RetroSalmon

Same goes for when you're ill and you get that short span of pure bliss just after you vomit and before the nausea sets back in.


Captainsnack

This is the only unpopular opinion on this sub


The_GreatOldOne

Too stressful for my taste


Michi_Exiled

#I JUST HAD CHINESE FOOD FOR SUPPER AND NO TF IT DOES NOT


Casual__pancakes

Definitely agree


whitetailsnail

Gotta agree


Sk-yline1

Having it on the toilet is fine. Having the *urge* to, in public, far from nearby toilets, is shitty. Pun intended


Bigcockboi23

The pain of waiting increases the pleasure once you make it though 🤤


Sk-yline1

Ok you sick fuck you’ve earned my upvote


thedudeisalwayshere

I've heard it all now


taylortherebel

it feels so good, but smells so bad


PurchaseMediocre

Live with severe ibs for your entire life ,have explosive diarrhea every day, and then see how good it feels. Take my upvote


AtheistfromSomalia

Yep that's enough reddit for a lifetime


super_claw02

interesting.


naggs69pt2

I geuss I could see it being similar to throwing up, it's like you feel alot better once it's out. And atleast you dont taste it, like throw up haha.


2020Hills

Honestly, I can get behind this. Like the relief of vomiting after dry heaving for several minutes


kevon87

At least until the stomach acids turn your sphincter into a flaming ring of agony.


Additional_Speech164

No better feeling that releasing the dam gates!


chickenwithchips

Really flushes out there system!


gorcorps

It's more relief from how bad you feel leading up to it The night is darkest just before the dawn as they say


Ohey-throwaway

Girls are lucky they don't have to poop.


Kanagaguru

Especially on the bus


MrSlaughterme

It is a fuuuuuccccckkkk yea moment , as long as it doesn't 🔥


legacyfinefarts

I feel exactly the same, I like having 4 or 5 diarrheas


Accomplished-Wind206

I regret having the ability to see


Dr_Screwlittle

Dude I just clocked out come the fuck on this is the first thing I see


therealJackieDaytona

Wow. I'm leaving this sub because of this.


production-values

ya if you have a shower or bidet handy.


spgvideo

I mean it's kinda like the fireworks of your orifices. I sorta get it


Immediate-Pool-4391

"Pooh phoria." The vagus nerve is stimulated, it is really powerful and can be practically orgasmic.


MetroMaker

"Hurts so good"


Bloo-shadow

Having it is awful and inconvenient but I understand what you mean by the feeling of relief


Tarrabyte__

Try having it 3xs in an hour. It hurts like hell. My ass is chapped


downvoteman69420

I was eating when I saw this, thanks man.


astrotopia

Unless it’s one of those ones where you don’t feel relief and instead just have a sore butt with excruciating stomach cramps still


Arkady2009

The cramps you get are always awful, but I gotta admit, shitting everything out feels like such a relief.


Behle-

Yeah sure, until you’re done and you can’t sit on anything for hours afterwards, because your asshole has been set ablaze and is raw as Monday nights in the 90’s


YoursTrulyNico

Once again, mods remove an actual unpopular opinion


Psychological-Rub-72

Did that for years. Not anymore.


johnfurie223

U seem to like anal penetration too I guess


Bigcockboi23

No only when shits coming out not going in😂 hence why I said non sexual


T1M0rtal

[01:25-01:40](https://youtu.be/DwrPuCnNbv8)


Gbiz13

Hits the spot ..the g spot..


Repulsive-Worth5715

Big poops feel good but diarrhea just feels messy lol


IndividualSea1175

Bruh it’s burns and comes out horribly. Solid poops r better


lokis_dad

Found the guy with the Enema fetish


Bigcockboi23

Non sexual lol!


DerpDerp3001

# WAT?


JackPiece03

You sound like a guy who totally just got off bro. And it was mostly sexual.


Bigcockboi23

Lol so everything that feels good is sexual to you? Come on


gynecaladria

It's fine until your asshole is raw and you need to wipe but the pain is excruciating.


Bigcockboi23

That’s what wet wipes are for!


zennymaster

Good job for an publishing an actual unpopular opinion


VeeSquibbles

Oh no I feel you


Middle-Son

I think that it's just the relief that you have after letting out the built up pressure.


__jh96

Isn't a big solid log more satisfying


Bigcockboi23

No way! Especially a smooth one! Just feels strange, I want the explosions!


__jh96

Ok unpopular, Upvote. Well done


Disastrous_Ad_27

Yesss It’s the same way you feel better after puking. It’s your body congratulating you for getting rid of the toxins.


Benjamin_button_IVV

Bro.....


Sweetkimmie67

The first really unpopular opinion I've seen here lol


JavaShipped

How about this. I am cursed with having the feeling of diarrhea, but very rarely have the release or relief. I just take regular old poops and my stomach hates me. No matter how good it feels I've basically got PTSD from this shit.... Literally.


Ironwolf7448

Nah the best is when you have diarrhea and it's just fucking clear water. Like a faucet in your ass.


mchacon0626

Yep


goyangiqt

But cleaning up sucks..


Eddie_078

This should be a more popular opinion cos it literally feels like you're expelling all the toxins from ur body


Rockhardsimian

Man this sub wouldn’t let me post about how I like the way asparagus makes my pee smell because it was too gross but somehow **this** flies. Smh


Nearby45

It feels good if it’s a one and done thing. If it keeps coming back for more every 5-10 minutes then it’s awful. Finally clearing yourself out of whatever you ate is a great feeling but I only wanna have to do it once


PhantomRoyce

It do 👍


ResponsibleAd2541

It’s the relief of the pressure and fear of not making it to the toilet essentially


DumpsterFireForALife

You know adding that assurance that it’s definitely not sexual at the end just makes you more sus rite?


Bigcockboi23

Haha maybe but I know people would take it there so I preemptively added it


JohnConstantines_son

??????????.


Astronaut90illusion

After reading this never have wanted to take away someone's freedom of speech away more then this. No more reddit for a good week.


ShoutHand

Sounds a little gay. Write "nothing sexual." Underline that.


Bigcockboi23

Hey so what if it is ahaha


drewT-T

what the fuck


ftrade44456

I would have agreed with you until my 2 day colonoscopy cleanse. I can't stop farting liquid which goes along with bad diarrhea. If you're constipated and feeling bad and it's relieved by it, sure, but it's it's multiple days where you can't go anywhere or are afriad to sleep last you fart in your sleep and shit yourself... That I'll pass on.


Immediate-Pool-4391

I am dreading my first colonoscopy, I saw my step mom do the prep for one. I would just set up shop in the bathroom, I do for stomach issues already. Computer, book, comfortable cushion to sit on between explosions.


Gandgareth

Billy Connely did a video on this, his spin made funny as. Check it on you tube.


kiitkatz

Magic mushrooms give you the craziest shits its wild if you haven't tried them i recommend them


Bigcockboi23

Yes! Especially shitting while tripping is a whole other experience 😂


Tots2Hots

I prefer a real good power dump. 500 extra points if it's a "clean sweep".


ErvanMcFeely

In my opinion when you experience something uncomfortable and then get instant relief, the relief feels good. The more discomfort you go through, the better the relief feels. So then you are left asking yourself if it was worth it. Sometimes I’m tempted to stay awake for 30 hours straight because the feeling of getting in better when you are completely exhausted and you melt into the covers is amazing. Same concept.


Bigcockboi23

Damn you just hit the nail on the head


Kelly_T19

I absolutely agree. Just a huge sense of relief.


lucky7hockeymom

I’m reeeaaaalllyyy confused why you felt the need to clarify that this was not sexual.


Bigcockboi23

Haha I know how redditors can be😂


FutureDwight76

As long as I don’t get sting ring I completely agree


HungryAccount1704

How about.. Just having normal bowel movements?


Bigcockboi23

No those feel strange and gross, no pleasure


cautiously_anxious

Duck no.


ccg0306

You weird fuck.


wellz-or-hellz

I disagree I could imagine this is an unpopular opinion tho so kudos to you.


Conscious-General-33

Average Redditor


Taarguss

I think this is a secret popular opinion


The_Q_Word138

Yes. I love massive stomach cramps that feel like red-hot metal rods tearing my bowels apart.


JustAnotherBAMF

This guy.


Mideku-Brandio

I can honestly agree with you a lil bit


dopelord_

Nah bro that shit hurts


abiromu

“ ‘A good shit is better than good sex’ -Mark Twain” -Michael Scott


hjwood1986

So you’re saying you like the feeling of *relief*. If you had said, “relief feels amazing!” That would have been 100% normal. And yet you had to include poop. Lolol


eskooh

Unless your on a Oregon trail.


elite4caleb

Nah this is valid as fuck. I get stomachaches sometimes and there is no better feeling that sitting on the toilet and feeling IMMEDIATE relief


whitepawsparklez

Ewwww hahahaha


tylerthetiler

^^^I ^^^kinda ^^^like ^^^it ^^^too


PlinytheSquib

Until it's a few loads later and you're still going and you think your organs are gonna be next


BulimicPlatypus

I wouldn’t say it in itself feels good, but the sweet sweet release? ***Absolutely.***


The-Smith-Dog

I saw this and was like "what the fuck" but then saw the sub name, makes sense.


Signal_Significance6

Gonna be a no from me. I guess it's relieving when you get it out but then you have to worry about I'd you're done or not, gotta get back up and go again... Diarrhea's not fun.