Les-ipes Vol 1:
Parsley, Sage, Roseperry, and Time (To Get the Fuck Offline and Be Something More than a Troglodyte)
Chapter 1:
Cajun Catfish - Big Greasy style
Someone needs to do a brain study on these ignorant chodes for the greater good of mankind. Something like a cautionary tale thing on a biological scale.
I don't think we have tools small enough to penetrate 1/1000000th the size of a pea yet though.
So yesterday emily was in Leslie's chat sending her a bunch of money. Now Leslie's crying because she wants sage back and Emily told her the only reason he won't date her is that he doesn't want hate from her watchers. Just typical sage and Emily craving attention lol.
I was in this live she didn’t say that he was gonna get back with her she said that he won’t add her back because of the hate she said she wanted closure
She deadnamed him & allowed others to speak ill of his Mom, even brought up the tickets he had. He don't owe her nothing. Not even a tissue for those fake ass tears. 🤧 they didn't even date! There's no closure to be had!
I will write a fanfic if this continues. If you can't beat them, join them.
Les-ipes Vol 1: Parsley, Sage, Roseperry, and Time (To Get the Fuck Offline and Be Something More than a Troglodyte) Chapter 1: Cajun Catfish - Big Greasy style
Plz do make it juicy
Oh I will 😌😌 maybe I'll include a dramatic reading
Once upon a time.. a pedophile made a platform
Make sure u add the other exes
THE TONGUE PICTUREEEEE
Omg. Are these assholes back!? They're worse than herpes and athlete's foot combined.
Unfortunately, lol. They are ADDICTED to Leslie fr
Someone needs to do a brain study on these ignorant chodes for the greater good of mankind. Something like a cautionary tale thing on a biological scale. I don't think we have tools small enough to penetrate 1/1000000th the size of a pea yet though.
#Team Lesilyage
Lmao while I'm commenting you should know your post says EXACTLY 11 DAYS!
they are backkkkk??? what did i miss bestie 😭 think i might just quit work so i don’t miss no more chapters smh
So yesterday emily was in Leslie's chat sending her a bunch of money. Now Leslie's crying because she wants sage back and Emily told her the only reason he won't date her is that he doesn't want hate from her watchers. Just typical sage and Emily craving attention lol.
wow. thats so mean to get her hopes up. now she’ll hold onto that strand of hope for the next 2 years smh 🤦🏽♀️
For sure lol. And sage will cry about her stalking him and keep being the victim he loves to be.
I was in this live she didn’t say that he was gonna get back with her she said that he won’t add her back because of the hate she said she wanted closure
She deadnamed him & allowed others to speak ill of his Mom, even brought up the tickets he had. He don't owe her nothing. Not even a tissue for those fake ass tears. 🤧 they didn't even date! There's no closure to be had!
She was like I need him to talk to me for closure like your closure should be that he won’t speak with you?? Istg she just finds things to cry about
There's more spit bubbles & snot but no tears! Or she puts mascara on & smudges it to make it look like she's crying. Cringey
I fucking love this so damn much
LESLIES PICTURE 😭😭😂😂😂
This is weird
I’m uncomfortable
Well welcome to the thread lol