By - cjm0
Knowing what I know about Hollywood when their subversive takes piss on the legacy of a big franchise and are unpopular... it is gonna be fan service on top of fan service.
There is gonna be so much Ghost and Tormund.
“Somehow, the Night King returned”
"They killed the Night King... but the Night Queen remembers"
I'd actually be down to see the Corpse Queen. If it turns out the Night King was just a scout of the true Great Other...
Well, that means Winter ain't over. And all the dragons are gone.
Westeros'll be doomed.
"Fine, I'll do it myself."
Surprisingly I'm all for it.
Only for Arya to make the final kill of whatever character season 1 was building up to and steal Jon’s thunder
we will follow Jon for 3 seasons finding all kinds of answers about the NK children and 3 eyed raven. final episode Arya will jump out of the trees and stab Bran in the chest right in front of Jon to deliver the final blow to end the series.
I'm ok with anything as long as Bran and Arya die.
And then Ghost urinates on their corpses
She takes a final massive dump. Camera zooms in to a big steaming pile of shit. Camera fades, credits role, show song plays.
I know a steaming turd when I see one.
It then fades from black back to the pile and zooms out: turns out we were in D&D's head.
LOL I love what this sub has become!
Still a better love story than twilight
Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener, wiener weeeeeeeeeen…
Do u mean Ghost and Nymeria pee on the corpses
Or Do u mean Ghost pees on Nymeria?
¿Por qué no los dos?
Definitely the former.
It's honestly impressive how much they made us hate every remaining Stark. They couldn't have done it better if they tried.
Maybe the true loved character deaths were the character assassinations we made along the way?
You are 100% right. They somehow stripped them of their personality, ethos and motivations.
I didn't hate the remaining Starks but I lost any emotional connection to them just like Bran lost his humanity.
bran and arya were great characters that made the series feel alive
*I'm not really... Bran anymore.*
Now I’m Bland
Ok well load Bland up in the wheelchair
We can make him king or some shit for the lulz
Not before an unwanted and awkward sex scene!
Add Sansa to that
I forgot about her, good point. She's probably the first one to disappear actually.
they'd just pretend she doesn't exist
they truly made her *that* unlikable
I could stomach those 2 living as long as Sansa dies.
We’ll look into the future when Bran wargs into Jon Snow. Jon Snow’s mind is trapped at the end of S7 like Hodor. “I dun wan it…I dun wan it.”
Does anyone have a better story than Bran though?
When your story is so good that you straight up disappear during the middle of the series.
And nobody even noticed.
I will only watch this show if every season Arya pops up out of nowhere to kill John’s boss fight with a quick stab and then retreats back to her ship to try to find west
She goes west and finds Easteros. SUBVERTED.
"Arya kind of forgot that the Earth was not flat"
"what's west of West?" "Eventually? East."
Except that would actually make sense
At this point i would probably enjoy a self aware parody show like that more than any "serious" hbo continuation.
jon and tormund in an off-the-wall, beyond-the-wall buddy comedy.
featuring ghost, and the ghost of sandor clegange.
Yah I'd be ok with a parody spinoff
Somehow, Night King has returned
"I am all the White Walkers"
"And I am all the Night's Watch"
And in the end, Arya takes up the name of Lannister, just because.
Night king takes off mask
Arya was the night king all along.
At least that would actually be making use of her learning to change her face from the whole "Faceless Men" plotline
Damn you're right it makes too much sense for them
Mission Impossible : Dumb protocol
And she would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!!
I presumed that was going to be the start of the next episode after Arya did her stab/ninja kill.
That the allies would disperse, thinking the job was done, and would focus on Cersei. But then the Night King comes back because he obviously wasn't killed by a single stab wound as this magical being who represents an entire natural force.
More fool me.
Stabbing him only resets his body back to the start point. You have to stab with Targaryen’s intent and authority in order to beat the boss.
I skipped that quest.
Is it possible to go back and get the "Targaryen’s intent and authority" buff after the Assassination of Daenerys Targaryen cutscene has been completed if you never did the Gentry arc quests?
Nah, the only way after that is with console commands. The same ones they were using to teleport around with in season 8.
I'll just have to unlock Bran-Mode and time-warg a Targaryen to acquire the buff
How about the Night Queen?
That could be interesting actually but they’d just mess that up
My sister ninja killed the baddie that was meant for me and stole my thunder. I told her to fuck off, angry she got on a ship and sailed far away. Aita?
I kind of hope they just make it a sitcom called "The Jon Snow Show".
I was thinking of a talk show similar to Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
Didn’t know they made astronaut suits for direwolves
The Night King doing Zorak's job.
Zombie Benjen in for Moltar.
Came to comment the exact same thing. That's the perfect name for it, too. I've already seen someone here pitch a Jon-and-Tormund-as-roommates sitcom format, which sounds great to me.
Jon: Tormund, there's someone at the door.
Tormnd: Eh, unless it's the big woman, I don't care.
*\[Jon opens the door to reveal a battered and bruised, but still-alive Hodor\]*
*\[several long beats to leave room for audience applause, Kramer-style\]*
Jon *\[astonished\]*: Hodor!
With laugh track after every line
> Jon: Tormund, there's someone at the door.
> Tormnd: Eh, unless it's the big woman, I don't care.
>> *Louder laughing and clapping*
> [Jon opens the door to reveal a battered and bruised, but still-alive Hodor]
>> *Mostly cheering and clapping, with some laughs mixed in*
> Hodor: Hodor.
>> *Renewed cheering and clapping with more laughs*
> [several long beats to leave room for audience applause, Kramer-style]
> Jon [astonished]: Hodor!
>> *Light laughing*
> Tormund: Hodor?
>> *Heavier laughing*
> Hodor: Hodor!
>> *Crowd dies of laughter*
>[Hodor hits his head on a beam.]
> Tormund: Well, at least the size's right.
>> Crowd goes hysterical
Tormond: ehhhh, I can make do I suppose.
Only if it’s like that clip where he goes to dinner with a bunch of normal people and he’s all moody and depressing.
When Arya sailed away I thought 'West of Westeros' was a prime title for a spin off. Jon Snow Show is equally good.
“I DON’T WANT IT!”
I want a musical opening like The Muppet Show...or Peacemaker maybe.
Everybody loves Jon
“Oh fuck I sailed this long only to reach freaking Hardhome?!!!!”
"Knew I should've turned left at Albuquerque!"
Ain't she a stinker
Kid named stinker:
What does the Faceless One say to the Lord of Death?
Eeeeehhhh....\*nibbles carrot\* What's up, Death?
Don't be so silly ~~Pop-Pop~~ Lord-Lord
Unironically, Bugs Bunny could've conquered Westeros with ten good Toons and a shovel.
Hardhomes on the otherside of the lands of always winter tho
Take a look at the route Yashara "sailed" to try to rescue Theon from Ramsay in Season 4 and tell me that the creators give a shit.
I remember thinking "she's on the other side of the continent!" when that happened
I bet Gendry can run from one side to another in one evening (it will take him 20 years in a boat though, make sure he's not using any boats).
That was such a banger episode IMO. Had me hyped for what could potentially be an entire season of episodes like that...
Then they’ll find a super duper white walker that was controlling the ones from before.
Yeah, Season 1 opens up with the Night King’s brother Cooler arriving in Westeros to find out who defeated his brother.
Then he dies and s2 opens up with King Cold arriving in Westeros to find out who defeated his sons.
Season 3 just opens with Coolio and Vanilla Ice.
So they meet in Bangladesh. I love it.
Inb4 they have a much bigger problem; the long flood
Best fan theory I’ve heard since “Fallout is a prequel to Elder Scrolls”
Would you have a link for that?
I just found it, but then again I saw this comment and couldn't help but agree
>Ah yes, radiation. It can do many things, kill people, kill cancer, and oh yeah, reshape continents and the composition of the solar system. Remeber that time when the U.S dropped an atom bomb on Japan and another fucking moon appeared?
Looks like Sylhet.
“What’s North of Norsteros”
Considering how great the show was when it snuck outside the source material and got considerably better the further it strayed away from the books, I am already calling this a critical success
I’m counting on the distance from season 8 helping them. Everyone knows what the flaws were, what should have been done and all that. D&D are both dead. So I’m cautiously optimistic about it at least being an improvement on s8. I’m more optimistic about house of the dragon because I’m reading the book and it just has way so many amazing plot points.
Had me there for a minute. I'm like what is this cat on about
Ok what about if, Jon Snow fell into a magical vortex in the North that transports him 800 years into the future and Westeros is all steam punk. He needs to leads a rebellion against a democratically elected tyranical king.
To do this he must form an uneasy alliance with the descendants of the wildlings who are trying to form an independent communist state North of the wall.
One of the main villians are anarchist technomages who use technology and dark magic to raise an army of steam powered white walker cyborgs and flying machines called Steeldragons???
So kit Harrington in fable 3?
He has a kid before falling into the vortex, Then he finds out the lead female hes been fucking is his own descendant.
I'd watch it
This is really cool. There're not enough techomagic settings. Like shit, why fantasy should always be medieval
Imagine if they build up an antagonist for Jon throughout the season and just as he is about to kill Jon Ayra comes flying in from offscreen with a Valyrian dagger.
Please no more Arya :( her character was destroyed utterly...its just captain obvious now.
but she knows a killer when she sees one
This is just going to be the "Employ all of the former GOT actors who are waiting to hear back from auditions" project.
Or, you guessed it, the Jon Shnow.
The "What's west of Westeros" line mede me never want to see Arya again.
no wait: Westermost
The North is west of Westeros?!?
I have a few theories spinning in my head and this is one of them. I do like this scenario of Aegon Targaryean 6th of his name not having his destiny to sit on the throne but to find new land and establish a new life for the free folk and discover what's been hiding under the snow. I have a feeling children of the forest survivors will cross his path too. It'll be interesting to see what direction they go in
Fuck the 7 kingdoms, fuck the starks, fuck the king
You're a talker, talkers make me hungry
Think I'll have 2 chickens
I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.
You gonna die for some chickens?
And fuck this new series. To each their own but I'll never watch anything game of thrones related again. It was butchered so bad there's no coming back from what happened. In my opinion.
Aaah Game of Thrones theories. Felt like forever.
Seriously. Missed it haha.. we ain't gonna get theories for the house of the dragon cause it's already done and even the other spin offs. I'll have fun theorizing what this Jon snow show will be like
The hype, is slowly starting to manifest.
What do you think about this bobby b?
TAKE ME TO YOUR CRYPT, I WANT TO PAY MY RESPECTS!
Bobby b what do you think of getting your own spinoff?
YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, COUNSEL! SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL!
We got you Bobby b well get you the spinoff you deserve my king.
BACKSTABBING DOESN'T PREPARE YOU FOR A FIGHT!
It won’t be that good. If there’s anything I’ve learned from GoT, it’s that random comments on freefolk have better plot lines than the show can come up with
I agree with you there. Just like fan theories from S8 were better than what was planned. I mean it'll always be like that, fans expectations not exactly coming to life, but after rewatching the entire series Jon snow got fucked hard IMO. Danys story like yeah ashame she went mad but ehhh someone who received so much power eventually it goes to their heads. Jon spent the whole series preparing for the long night to save the realm to save the world again from Danerys and gets sent to the wall that serves no purpose anymore. Terrible. Whatever they do I'm sure will be better than anything the last couple episodes of D&Ds show did. It was painful to rewatch how terrible the last few episodes actually were and how unnatural it wad to the rest of the series even if I disliked certain scenes after S5 it's doable, the last 3 episodes of season 8 is just a knife to the heart.
Jon’s ending fucking killed me. It all added up to nothing. I’d love it if this show was amazing but I’m not holding my breath. And Ioved all the seasons until the last one lol
I was obsessed with Dany but like what was she gonna do with her dragons at the end of the day. I wish they’d vilified her earlier though.
And you still gonna be right there at 9pm ready to watch it. Might as well embrace the journey
Fornthe 30 or so of them left
Would be nice if they have the King Bobby bot in there
SOON ENOUGH, THAT CHILD WILL SPREAD HER LEGS AND START BREEDING!
Bobby B, I'm afraid your bastard son already hit that.
I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?
Bobby B, Ned’s crippled 2nd son currently rules the realm, can you believe this BS?
YOU LET THAT LITTLE GIRL DISARM YOU?
No, she’s dying in a shipwreck like every other much more skilled and experienced sailor before her.
Please, it was my only consolation
"I never cared for what's west of Westeros"
I'm hoping they say she died at sea never to be heard of again
"I have a message. Arya Stark's ship… went down over the Sunset Sea. It spun in. There were no survivors."
"sansa died too. unrelated. fever, probably. who knows"
"someone forgot to lock brans wheelchair and he rolled down the steps of the keep, he lived thankfully, but when the ambulance came to carry him away they forgot to lock him down and he slid out the back and fell in a sewer where he was washed away. Tragic Really"
[a bit like this?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hc8ngiMlCto)
Simpsons did it.
Sort of a Mac & Me situation. It’s not a story the maesters would tell you.
They should hire Gary Burghoff JUST for that one line.
Fun fact: Gary Burghoff is still alive.
Funner fact: when he was playing "young whippersnapper Radar O'Reilly", Burghoff was in his 30s. He was 36 when "Good Bye, Radar" was aired.
Another fun fact: He was the only cast member to carry over from the movie to the TV show playing the same character.
Somehow Karl Tanner of Gin fucking alley has survived, he’s now the new night king and his plan is to “fuck em till they’re dead”
That’s a pretty solid plan
I think they will independently discover the land of Spare Oom. Then they'll go back through War Drobe to fight the Queen before her lion eggs hatch.
They’re 100% not gonna want to address the disaster of an ending they wrote, so the only option is to have it take place in a totally different setting
And then they kiss
And she’s topless the whole show
God I wish somebody adapted Game of Thrones into a game so we could install a naked mod for everyone.
Imagine Bobby B shouting orders completely naked.
WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!
My prediction is not watching it at all lmao
They should recast Jon Snow with Rob Schneider
As Jon is knee deep in dead white walkers. Somehow the Night King is resurrected and lunges at Jon Snow.
Suddenly a raven appears out of the sky.
Cut to Bran sitting in his wheelchair warging.
Cut to Arya somehow dressed in her old cuckold selling outfit and she plunges an oyster in the Night Kings heart, shattering into a million cuckold pieces as Arya tries to sell more cuckolds.
Bran wheels himself into the scene after not doing shit and calmly says: you've both arrived. I've been expecting you.
And nothing happens.
I like your interpretation but the word is "[cockles](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockle_(bivalve\))"
As opposed to "cuckold" which is a man whose wife is unfaithful.
I'm in pain laughing at the night king's heart shattering into a million cuckold pieces holy fuck hahaha
lol i was so confused when you were talking about arya selling cuckolds. i thought maybe you were referring to when she infiltrated the brothel to kill meryn trant? but then i realized you meant *cockles*
Don’t forget Sam and Bronn getting sent to the nights watch so some familiar faces can appear.
I wanna see arya come across some sea dragons
Isn't it speculated it connects the other way connecting Essos and Westeros? It would explain the 5 Forts and the linked lore of different civilizations regarding the WW
Arya and Jon meet in the Lands Between and all the sudden they get wrecked by a Night’s Cavalry that comes out of nowhere. GRRM was planning an Elden Ring crossover the whole time.
15% chance they have an incest baby
You forgot Bran's dot in kings landing, with 1,000 different bird migration patterns.
I just want a Buddy freefolk show with Snow and Tormund.
“The Book of Jon Snow”
He’ll ride Drogon in the S1 finale
Plot twist: they both go to Brazil
I’m home! I’ve found my people on this subreddit. Praise the old gods and the new.
Out of the loop…they announced a show that will follow Jons path after Season 8?
Will Kit be playing Jon still?
yep. according to a recent interview with emilia clarke, kit is very involved in the show. so he’s probably a producer or something as well as the main star
Not watching it - they fucked the dog - years of build up for the last shitty episodes; rather watch a Jarjar binks supercut 72 hour marathon forever
Now show Grey Worm and the Unsullied on their one-way-trip to Naath.
To start their own society. Without the ability to reproduce. On the island where the butterflies carry a disease which causes your skin to slough off your bones.
Fuck the show, bring me Winds of Winter
The funniest fact is that George RR Martin is co-writing this show. The man will do anything but write Winds of Winter
Anyone around here a Star Trek fan? Every season of nuTrek, Alex Kurtzman and his band of idiots trot out at least one beloved classic character to try to trick people into watching despite how bad the last season sucked.
100% guarantee you this is HBO's master plan. "Uh-oh, they don't seem interested in House of the Dragon. Bring out Jon Snow!"
\*The Adventures of Jon Snow Season 1 sucks\*
"Uh-oh, uh... bring in Arya!"
\*The Adventures of Jon Snow feat. Arya sucks\*
"Uh-oh... uh, they travel south, let's see what Sansa's up to!"
\*The Adventures of Jon Snow feat. Sansa sucks\*
"Uh... Bran's evil now, they have to march south and defeat him!"
But the joke's on HBO: the only beloved characters in Game of Thrones are the dead ones.
...Oh, no. Season 5 is going to zombify Bobby B, isn't it?
Tbf, it’s not just nutrek shitting on beloved sci-fi characters of the past. Disney has done a great job shit smearing all of the pre-Disney fan favorite characters of Star Wars.
Yes, bring back Ollie /s
Just let Arya drown please.
Nope. She dies of blood loss giving birth in the middle of the sea. Because fornicating in pre-industrial societies had consequences. Norms of conduct were not made out of random thoughts, but out of necessity.
Post-credits scene: GRRM sitting at his desk, writing furiously, then looks straight at the camera and gives us a wink.
Or we finally get to see Asshai by the Shadow , which lets be honest , is not happening