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  • By - cjm0

Future-Studio-9380

Knowing what I know about Hollywood when their subversive takes piss on the legacy of a big franchise and are unpopular... it is gonna be fan service on top of fan service. There is gonna be so much Ghost and Tormund.


kroghman

“Somehow, the Night King returned”


Future-Studio-9380

"They killed the Night King... but the Night Queen remembers"


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

I'd actually be down to see the Corpse Queen. If it turns out the Night King was just a scout of the true Great Other... Well, that means Winter ain't over. And all the dragons are gone. Westeros'll be doomed.


HSomDevil

"Fine, I'll do it myself." Surprisingly I'm all for it.


Sandroes

Only for Arya to make the final kill of whatever character season 1 was building up to and steal Jon’s thunder


calistark12

we will follow Jon for 3 seasons finding all kinds of answers about the NK children and 3 eyed raven. final episode Arya will jump out of the trees and stab Bran in the chest right in front of Jon to deliver the final blow to end the series.


Koala_eiO

I'm ok with anything as long as Bran and Arya die.


RachetFuzz

And then Ghost urinates on their corpses


Koala_eiO

And Nymeria!


theeidiot

She takes a final massive dump. Camera zooms in to a big steaming pile of shit. Camera fades, credits role, show song plays.


Salty_Pancakes

I know a steaming turd when I see one.


Koala_eiO

It then fades from black back to the pile and zooms out: turns out we were in D&D's head.


colloquialistm

LOL I love what this sub has become!


Sundancekid9000

Still a better love story than twilight


MrXero

Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener, wiener weeeeeeeeeen…


canContinue

Do u mean Ghost and Nymeria pee on the corpses Or Do u mean Ghost pees on Nymeria?


DopeBoogie

¿Por qué no los dos?


Koala_eiO

Definitely the former.


lyvanna

It's honestly impressive how much they made us hate every remaining Stark. They couldn't have done it better if they tried.


-Toshi

Maybe the true loved character deaths were the character assassinations we made along the way?


Koala_eiO

You are 100% right. They somehow stripped them of their personality, ethos and motivations.


Azphorafel

I didn't hate the remaining Starks but I lost any emotional connection to them just like Bran lost his humanity.


carnsolus

bran and arya were great characters that made the series feel alive were


Koala_eiO

*I'm not really... Bran anymore.*


PacoLlama

Now I’m Bland


boatingprohibited

Ok well load Bland up in the wheelchair


PacoLlama

We can make him king or some shit for the lulz


myst3ry714

Not before an unwanted and awkward sex scene!


ebenizaa

Add Sansa to that


Koala_eiO

I forgot about her, good point. She's probably the first one to disappear actually.


modsarefascists42

they'd just pretend she doesn't exist they truly made her *that* unlikable


das_slash

I could stomach those 2 living as long as Sansa dies.


PandaKOST

We’ll look into the future when Bran wargs into Jon Snow. Jon Snow’s mind is trapped at the end of S7 like Hodor. “I dun wan it…I dun wan it.”


Every_Bobcat5796

Does anyone have a better story than Bran though?


BananakinTheBroken

When your story is so good that you straight up disappear during the middle of the series.


MsRatbag

And nobody even noticed.


BalloogaBalloo

I will only watch this show if every season Arya pops up out of nowhere to kill John’s boss fight with a quick stab and then retreats back to her ship to try to find west


UrMumVeryGayLul

She goes west and finds Easteros. SUBVERTED.


pourliste

"Arya kind of forgot that the Earth was not flat"


the_honest_liar

"what's west of West?" "Eventually? East."


fiveof9

Except that would actually make sense


Cowmunist

At this point i would probably enjoy a self aware parody show like that more than any "serious" hbo continuation.


TheSentientPurpleGoo

jon and tormund in an off-the-wall, beyond-the-wall buddy comedy. featuring ghost, and the ghost of sandor clegange.


gamer123098

Yah I'd be ok with a parody spinoff


paper_cicada

Somehow, Night King has returned


pourliste

"I am all the White Walkers" "And I am all the Night's Watch" And in the end, Arya takes up the name of Lannister, just because.


JayTheTico

Night king takes off mask Arya was the night king all along. Subverted


wafflehousewhore

At least that would actually be making use of her learning to change her face from the whole "Faceless Men" plotline


JayTheTico

Damn you're right it makes too much sense for them


pourliste

Mission Impossible : Dumb protocol


Independent-Cry7

And she would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!!


ruaidhri

I presumed that was going to be the start of the next episode after Arya did her stab/ninja kill. That the allies would disperse, thinking the job was done, and would focus on Cersei. But then the Night King comes back because he obviously wasn't killed by a single stab wound as this magical being who represents an entire natural force. More fool me.


humanreporting4duty

Stabbing him only resets his body back to the start point. You have to stab with Targaryen’s intent and authority in order to beat the boss.


DopeBoogie

I skipped that quest. Is it possible to go back and get the "Targaryen’s intent and authority" buff after the Assassination of Daenerys Targaryen cutscene has been completed if you never did the Gentry arc quests?


ChaosBud

Nah, the only way after that is with console commands. The same ones they were using to teleport around with in season 8.


DopeBoogie

Understood. I'll just have to unlock Bran-Mode and time-warg a Targaryen to acquire the buff


Shandrax

How about the Night Queen?


Gilgamesh661

That could be interesting actually but they’d just mess that up


RajaRajaC

My sister ninja killed the baddie that was meant for me and stole my thunder. I told her to fuck off, angry she got on a ship and sailed far away. Aita?


yeroc3103

I kind of hope they just make it a sitcom called "The Jon Snow Show".


2Mango2Pirate

I was thinking of a talk show similar to Space Ghost Coast to Coast.


KoshofosizENT

>Space Ghost Didn’t know they made astronaut suits for direwolves


averagethrowaway21

The Night King doing Zorak's job.


JustinPA

Zombie Benjen in for Moltar.


DamonLazer

Came to comment the exact same thing. That's the perfect name for it, too. I've already seen someone here pitch a Jon-and-Tormund-as-roommates sitcom format, which sounds great to me. Jon: Tormund, there's someone at the door. Tormnd: Eh, unless it's the big woman, I don't care. *\[Jon opens the door to reveal a battered and bruised, but still-alive Hodor\]* Hodor: Hodor. *\[several long beats to leave room for audience applause, Kramer-style\]* Jon *\[astonished\]*: Hodor! Tormund: Hodor? Hodor: Hodor!


Pls_add_more_reverb

With laugh track after every line


TheNoseKnight

> Jon: Tormund, there's someone at the door. > >> *Laughing* > > Tormnd: Eh, unless it's the big woman, I don't care. > >> *Louder laughing and clapping* > > [Jon opens the door to reveal a battered and bruised, but still-alive Hodor] > >> *Mostly cheering and clapping, with some laughs mixed in* > > Hodor: Hodor. > >> *Renewed cheering and clapping with more laughs* > > [several long beats to leave room for audience applause, Kramer-style] > > Jon [astonished]: Hodor! > >> *Light laughing* > > Tormund: Hodor? > >> *Heavier laughing* > > Hodor: Hodor! > >> *Crowd dies of laughter* FTFY


CriticalAd9855

>[Hodor hits his head on a beam.] > > Tormund: Well, at least the size's right. > >> Crowd goes hysterical


the_honest_liar

Tormond: ehhhh, I can make do I suppose.


yajtraus

Only if it’s like that clip where he goes to dinner with a bunch of normal people and he’s all moody and depressing.


thesircuddles

When Arya sailed away I thought 'West of Westeros' was a prime title for a spin off. Jon Snow Show is equally good.


GubbenJonson

“I DON’T WANT IT!”


zephyrg

*canned laughter*


TheRealMoofoo

I want a musical opening like The Muppet Show...or Peacemaker maybe.


monsterZERO

Everybody loves Jon


balongregor

“Oh fuck I sailed this long only to reach freaking Hardhome?!!!!”


Sleep_eeSheep

"Knew I should've turned left at Albuquerque!"


ThePresbyter

Ain't she a stinker


medthrow

Kid named stinker:


Sleep_eeSheep

What does the Faceless One say to the Lord of Death? Eeeeehhhh....\*nibbles carrot\* What's up, Death?


AG_N

Don't be so silly ~~Pop-Pop~~ Lord-Lord


Sleep_eeSheep

Unironically, Bugs Bunny could've conquered Westeros with ten good Toons and a shovel.


Shrivelfigs

Hardhomes on the otherside of the lands of always winter tho


hbi2k

Take a look at the route Yashara "sailed" to try to rescue Theon from Ramsay in Season 4 and tell me that the creators give a shit.


modsarefascists42

I remember thinking "she's on the other side of the continent!" when that happened


skoge

Small distance. I bet Gendry can run from one side to another in one evening (it will take him 20 years in a boat though, make sure he's not using any boats).


iLikeTurtles817

That was such a banger episode IMO. Had me hyped for what could potentially be an entire season of episodes like that...


Safetymanual

Then they’ll find a super duper white walker that was controlling the ones from before.


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DarkJayBR

Yeah, Season 1 opens up with the Night King’s brother Cooler arriving in Westeros to find out who defeated his brother.


Supbrozki

Then he dies and s2 opens up with King Cold arriving in Westeros to find out who defeated his sons.


SkyrimWaffles

Season 3 just opens with Coolio and Vanilla Ice.


andrezay517

So they meet in Bangladesh. I love it.


Mon-A

Inb4 they have a much bigger problem; the long flood


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ExtendedFox

Best fan theory I’ve heard since “Fallout is a prequel to Elder Scrolls”


PrivusOne

Would you have a link for that?


modsarefascists42

I just found it, but then again I saw this comment and couldn't help but agree >Ah yes, radiation. It can do many things, kill people, kill cancer, and oh yeah, reshape continents and the composition of the solar system. Remeber that time when the U.S dropped an atom bomb on Japan and another fucking moon appeared?


smrkr

Looks like Sylhet.


realgeneral_memeous

“What’s North of Norsteros”


DCLXVITelly

Norstermost


MechemicalMan

Considering how great the show was when it snuck outside the source material and got considerably better the further it strayed away from the books, I am already calling this a critical success (depressed sarcasm)


chasing_the_wind

I’m counting on the distance from season 8 helping them. Everyone knows what the flaws were, what should have been done and all that. D&D are both dead. So I’m cautiously optimistic about it at least being an improvement on s8. I’m more optimistic about house of the dragon because I’m reading the book and it just has way so many amazing plot points.


bsylent

Had me there for a minute. I'm like what is this cat on about


Throwaway1701J

Ok what about if, Jon Snow fell into a magical vortex in the North that transports him 800 years into the future and Westeros is all steam punk. He needs to leads a rebellion against a democratically elected tyranical king. To do this he must form an uneasy alliance with the descendants of the wildlings who are trying to form an independent communist state North of the wall. One of the main villians are anarchist technomages who use technology and dark magic to raise an army of steam powered white walker cyborgs and flying machines called Steeldragons???


HeadHunter9865

So kit Harrington in fable 3?


brinkofwarz

He has a kid before falling into the vortex, Then he finds out the lead female hes been fucking is his own descendant.


FlopsMcDoogle

I'd watch it


Dark_Leome

This is really cool. There're not enough techomagic settings. Like shit, why fantasy should always be medieval


WookieeCookiee01

Samurai John


CiggyBones

Imagine if they build up an antagonist for Jon throughout the season and just as he is about to kill Jon Ayra comes flying in from offscreen with a Valyrian dagger.


KingStannisForever

Please no more Arya :( her character was destroyed utterly...its just captain obvious now.


Corvo_Attano_451

but she knows a killer when she sees one


sev1nk

This is just going to be the "Employ all of the former GOT actors who are waiting to hear back from auditions" project.


rex-meus-et-deus

real


Bjorntheright-handed

Or, you guessed it, the Jon Shnow.


RandySavagePI

The "What's west of Westeros" line mede me never want to see Arya again.


montybo2

~~Westereros~~ no wait: Westermost


DCLXVITelly

Westermoist Swamp


vbun03

The North is west of Westeros?!?


Sithlourde666

I have a few theories spinning in my head and this is one of them. I do like this scenario of Aegon Targaryean 6th of his name not having his destiny to sit on the throne but to find new land and establish a new life for the free folk and discover what's been hiding under the snow. I have a feeling children of the forest survivors will cross his path too. It'll be interesting to see what direction they go in


fall3nmartyr

Fuck the 7 kingdoms, fuck the starks, fuck the king


HoboBromeo

You're a talker, talkers make me hungry


jaudi813

Think I'll have 2 chickens


joseantara

I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.


DorianGreysPortrait

You gonna die for some chickens?


DonaldShimoda

Someone is.


FlaccidWeenus

And fuck this new series. To each their own but I'll never watch anything game of thrones related again. It was butchered so bad there's no coming back from what happened. In my opinion.


Summerclaw

Aaah Game of Thrones theories. Felt like forever.


Sithlourde666

Seriously. Missed it haha.. we ain't gonna get theories for the house of the dragon cause it's already done and even the other spin offs. I'll have fun theorizing what this Jon snow show will be like


Summerclaw

The hype, is slowly starting to manifest. What do you think about this bobby b?


bobby-b-bot

TAKE ME TO YOUR CRYPT, I WANT TO PAY MY RESPECTS!


Sithlourde666

Bobby b what do you think of getting your own spinoff?


bobby-b-bot

YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, COUNSEL! SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL!


Sithlourde666

We got you Bobby b well get you the spinoff you deserve my king.


bobby-b-bot

BACKSTABBING DOESN'T PREPARE YOU FOR A FIGHT!


bisou13

It won’t be that good. If there’s anything I’ve learned from GoT, it’s that random comments on freefolk have better plot lines than the show can come up with


Sithlourde666

I agree with you there. Just like fan theories from S8 were better than what was planned. I mean it'll always be like that, fans expectations not exactly coming to life, but after rewatching the entire series Jon snow got fucked hard IMO. Danys story like yeah ashame she went mad but ehhh someone who received so much power eventually it goes to their heads. Jon spent the whole series preparing for the long night to save the realm to save the world again from Danerys and gets sent to the wall that serves no purpose anymore. Terrible. Whatever they do I'm sure will be better than anything the last couple episodes of D&Ds show did. It was painful to rewatch how terrible the last few episodes actually were and how unnatural it wad to the rest of the series even if I disliked certain scenes after S5 it's doable, the last 3 episodes of season 8 is just a knife to the heart.


bisou13

Jon’s ending fucking killed me. It all added up to nothing. I’d love it if this show was amazing but I’m not holding my breath. And Ioved all the seasons until the last one lol I was obsessed with Dany but like what was she gonna do with her dragons at the end of the day. I wish they’d vilified her earlier though.


Retro_Super_Future

And you still gonna be right there at 9pm ready to watch it. Might as well embrace the journey


Jack----

Fornthe 30 or so of them left


squareskirts

Would be nice if they have the King Bobby bot in there


bobby-b-bot

SOON ENOUGH, THAT CHILD WILL SPREAD HER LEGS AND START BREEDING!


oldmanripper79

Bobby B, I'm afraid your bastard son already hit that.


bobby-b-bot

I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?


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Bobby B, Ned’s crippled 2nd son currently rules the realm, can you believe this BS?


bobby-b-bot

YOU LET THAT LITTLE GIRL DISARM YOU?


Kukapetal

No, she’s dying in a shipwreck like every other much more skilled and experienced sailor before her. Please, it was my only consolation


Fantuckingtastic

Jon: “Arya!” Arya: “Jon!” Tormund: “Tormund!” *laugh track*


Broadside486

"I never cared for what's west of Westeros"


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I'm hoping they say she died at sea never to be heard of again


DAHFreedom

"I have a message. Arya Stark's ship… went down over the Sunset Sea. It spun in. There were no survivors."


bigvahe33

"sansa died too. unrelated. fever, probably. who knows"


Zinski

"someone forgot to lock brans wheelchair and he rolled down the steps of the keep, he lived thankfully, but when the ambulance came to carry him away they forgot to lock him down and he slid out the back and fell in a sewer where he was washed away. Tragic Really"


Kukapetal

[a bit like this?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hc8ngiMlCto)


Zinski

Simpsons did it.


dannypants143

Sort of a Mac & Me situation. It’s not a story the maesters would tell you.


LandosMustache

They should hire Gary Burghoff JUST for that one line. Fun fact: Gary Burghoff is still alive. Funner fact: when he was playing "young whippersnapper Radar O'Reilly", Burghoff was in his 30s. He was 36 when "Good Bye, Radar" was aired.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Another fun fact: He was the only cast member to carry over from the movie to the TV show playing the same character.


Gipsydanger93

Somehow Karl Tanner of Gin fucking alley has survived, he’s now the new night king and his plan is to “fuck em till they’re dead”


buck_blue

That’s a pretty solid plan


aecolley

I think they will independently discover the land of Spare Oom. Then they'll go back through War Drobe to fight the Queen before her lion eggs hatch.


Meme_Pope

They’re 100% not gonna want to address the disaster of an ending they wrote, so the only option is to have it take place in a totally different setting


lamrt

And then they kiss


fluffhead89

And she’s topless the whole show


DarkJayBR

God I wish somebody adapted Game of Thrones into a game so we could install a naked mod for everyone. Imagine Bobby B shouting orders completely naked.


bobby-b-bot

WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!


ms360

My prediction is not watching it at all lmao


GatsuSenpai

They should recast Jon Snow with Rob Schneider


Eder_Cheddar

As Jon is knee deep in dead white walkers. Somehow the Night King is resurrected and lunges at Jon Snow. Suddenly a raven appears out of the sky. Cut to Bran sitting in his wheelchair warging. Cut to Arya somehow dressed in her old cuckold selling outfit and she plunges an oyster in the Night Kings heart, shattering into a million cuckold pieces as Arya tries to sell more cuckolds. Bran wheels himself into the scene after not doing shit and calmly says: you've both arrived. I've been expecting you. And nothing happens.


emceemcee

I like your interpretation but the word is "[cockles](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockle_(bivalve\))" As opposed to "cuckold" which is a man whose wife is unfaithful.


ACharaMoChara

I'm in pain laughing at the night king's heart shattering into a million cuckold pieces holy fuck hahaha


cjm0

lol i was so confused when you were talking about arya selling cuckolds. i thought maybe you were referring to when she infiltrated the brothel to kill meryn trant? but then i realized you meant *cockles*


Small_Birthday_4146

Don’t forget Sam and Bronn getting sent to the nights watch so some familiar faces can appear.


Foshizal147

I wanna see arya come across some sea dragons


OneSimplyIs

Isn't it speculated it connects the other way connecting Essos and Westeros? It would explain the 5 Forts and the linked lore of different civilizations regarding the WW


llamaguru101

Arya and Jon meet in the Lands Between and all the sudden they get wrecked by a Night’s Cavalry that comes out of nowhere. GRRM was planning an Elden Ring crossover the whole time.


Scoopaloopa

15% chance they have an incest baby


Nugbuddy

You forgot Bran's dot in kings landing, with 1,000 different bird migration patterns.


Brave_Development_17

I just want a Buddy freefolk show with Snow and Tormund.


NeonPhyzics

“The Book of Jon Snow” He’ll ride Drogon in the S1 finale


DaemonT5544

Plot twist: they both go to Brazil


valar85

I’m home! I’ve found my people on this subreddit. Praise the old gods and the new.


lDezl

Out of the loop…they announced a show that will follow Jons path after Season 8? Will Kit be playing Jon still?


cjm0

yep. according to a recent interview with emilia clarke, kit is very involved in the show. so he’s probably a producer or something as well as the main star


TheREALCheeesePolice

Not watching it - they fucked the dog - years of build up for the last shitty episodes; rather watch a Jarjar binks supercut 72 hour marathon forever


Fuzzy-Function-3212

Now show Grey Worm and the Unsullied on their one-way-trip to Naath. To start their own society. Without the ability to reproduce. On the island where the butterflies carry a disease which causes your skin to slough off your bones.


FART-GOD-69

Fuck the show, bring me Winds of Winter


DarkJayBR

The funniest fact is that George RR Martin is co-writing this show. The man will do anything but write Winds of Winter


hbi2k

Anyone around here a Star Trek fan? Every season of nuTrek, Alex Kurtzman and his band of idiots trot out at least one beloved classic character to try to trick people into watching despite how bad the last season sucked. 100% guarantee you this is HBO's master plan. "Uh-oh, they don't seem interested in House of the Dragon. Bring out Jon Snow!" \*The Adventures of Jon Snow Season 1 sucks\* "Uh-oh, uh... bring in Arya!" \*The Adventures of Jon Snow feat. Arya sucks\* "Uh-oh... uh, they travel south, let's see what Sansa's up to!" \*The Adventures of Jon Snow feat. Sansa sucks\* "Uh... Bran's evil now, they have to march south and defeat him!" But the joke's on HBO: the only beloved characters in Game of Thrones are the dead ones. ...Oh, no. Season 5 is going to zombify Bobby B, isn't it?


bobby-b-bot

STUPID BOY!


starcoder

Tbf, it’s not just nutrek shitting on beloved sci-fi characters of the past. Disney has done a great job shit smearing all of the pre-Disney fan favorite characters of Star Wars.


Daemon-Blackbrier

Yes, bring back Ollie /s


Koala_eiO

Just let Arya drown please.


artaig

Nope. She dies of blood loss giving birth in the middle of the sea. Because fornicating in pre-industrial societies had consequences. Norms of conduct were not made out of random thoughts, but out of necessity.


xtfftc

Post-credits scene: GRRM sitting at his desk, writing furiously, then looks straight at the camera and gives us a wink.


HandFullofRice

Or we finally get to see Asshai by the Shadow , which lets be honest , is not happening


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