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RadioactiveWalrus

Really, no one's going to say it? Fine, I will How rude!


Ronniedasaint

Cut … it … out!


The_Goondocks

You got it, dude


YourBuddyLucas

Have mercy!


Imawildedible

The Aristocrats!


WildBuns1234

Hah gug gug gug gug gug, whoa!


hdhwhshdhdhwvwixudg

Danny Tanner would’ve fixed this whole thing with a nice bedroom chat.


thats_not_a_knoife

Pin a rose on your nose.


Nightman2417

Joey doing the “cut…it…out….” motion is iconic. Literally still puts a smile on my face


CruelStrangers

He had a show named after that phrase for maybe a season when I was younger


evanman69

Out Of Control.


EightPieceBox

Thank you. I remember watching Full House in the beginning because I remembered liking Dave Coulier on Nickelodeon. I couldn't remember the name of the show. Now I can find out I probably had a lame sense of humor at 9 years old because there are several episodes on YouTube. I love that you can still upload anything to YouTube if nobody thinks it stands to make money. https://youtu.be/OuQNDHTQB-A


easy-does-it1

Mr. Egghead where he punched Stephanie in the face and broke her nose.


sgfreak711

I did that to a coworker a couple weeks ago and she looked at me like I was autistic. Apparently, a 10-15 year age gap is too big for Full House references.


genmischief

For a second I thought you meant you shoved her to the ground. (I need a vacation from all the hate out there)


sixtoe72

It was something Dave Coulier (Joey) did in his standup bits prior to Full House. I remember thinking it was odd that they incorporated it into the show.


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the_xxvii

It is the [Fark.com](https://Fark.com) headline though, so at least someone else said it.


Luminous_Artifact

Fark still exists? What's next, will someone say slashdot's still around also? Or Digg?


dasseth

Ebaumsworld for sure


sucksathangman

Fark... God that's a site I haven't heard of in ages.


NiceCrispyMusic

I thought it would be too. Whatever happened to predictability?


_common_scents

The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv..


CyclopsLobsterRobot

I always thought the last one was “and even mtv” but I guess that doesn’t make any sense


2Quick_React

I thought it was late night tv


afganistanimation

Everywhere you look!


krangoken2

Oh Hi Josh


cinderparty

Whoa, that was more dramatic and violent than I was expecting. Wtf?


makemeking706

They are really good at shoving women and weaker people around, you know, with all the practice they get at home.


Puzzleheaded_Dish_85

“Pushing little children, with their fully automatics, they like to push the weak around.” Deer Dance by System of a Down. Released in 2001.


Mahnizl

Great song


MOOShoooooo

Where did those push backs go, the feeling of revolt that was constantly in the air in the 90’s and especially late 90’s to early 2000. 9/11 shut everyone down and started all of this. Bin Laden fever kicked off generations of justified hate.


DCBillsFan

It’s there, we’ve just been stuffed under 20 years of “fearing” people outside our borders.


megapuffranger

Cops and attacking women, name a more iconic duo


Denimjo

Politicians and sex scandals? Religion and tax avoidance? Air Show and Disaster?


ScroochDown

Conservative politicians and gay sex scandals?


Youareobscure

They even waited until she was walking away from them just to get her when she was easiest to trip and they still shoved as hard as they could


bootyboixD

Isn’t there research showing that a substantial percentage of cops commit domestic abuse or something?


Luminous_Artifact

You might have been thinking of the sort of thing right-wingers call "assault" when it's done **to** them. ([Like Rudy today](https://mobile.twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136).) This was being done to the left, so the standards are different. It's a common mistake, thinking they have any shred of decency or consistency.


mi_esposa_me_espia

Yeah didn't a guy smack him in the back and call him a scumbag? Honestly if you're gonna go to jail for assaulting that goblin you may as well make it count.


Luminous_Artifact

Yeah the video in the tweet I linked is apparently the "assault" that got the guy arrested. I don't know if it fits the legal definition of assault in that jurisdiction, but I think it's pretty clearly not something that should result in being jailed.


malfist

Watch the video. It was literally a pat on the back


grilledcheese2332

Exactly. So glad she is OK and I hope she sues the shit out of them


maddsskills

Should've looked at the George Floyd protests. Perfectly innocent protesters during the day time having rubber bullets and tear gas shot at them. At least three journalists lost sight in one of their eyes when cops would aim the rubber bullets directly at their face, instead of the ground like they're supposed to. One pluckily replied that at least it wasn't her shooting eye (she is a photojournalist.) Or when they knocked down that seventy year old man for no reason? Tons of horrific incidents of violence for absolutely no reason. And yet they used kid gloves on Jan 6.


Silver_kitty

And the Buffalo police assaulting that 75-year-old man caused a skull fracture and traumatic brain injury from them shoving him and he was in the ICU for 5 days and was in the hospital for weeks relearning how to walk. Those officers were not indicted by the grand jury because assaulting people who exercise their first amendment rights and nearly paralyzing 75 year olds is just part of the job, right?


awakins

Isn’t it worse? Wasn’t he not even involved and just walking by? And IIRC, he didn’t get much justice for what happened to him.


factorplayer

And when they got held accountable for assaulting the older gentleman the entire team resigned in spite.


PizzaTammer

That’s the current state of police. They over react and escalate every time. (Except of course when kids are getting murdered)


Eagle4317

I'm surprised they didn't open fire on these crowds. I fully expect massacres to start in the coming weeks with the American Mafia gunning down groups of people exercising their rights to assembly and free speech.


Smegmatron3030

Not true. They are also very gentle with Nazis. If this was an anti interracial marriage protest they'd be handing out bottled waters


Stranger2Night

That and buying them burgers


PizzaTammer

That’s true. In Portland, they literally didn’t even police the Proud Boys. [(Source)](https://theintercept.com/2021/08/23/portland-police-proud-boys-protest/)


ScrotumFlavoredTaint

Why would they police themselves?


Duchess0fSleep

True for Idaho too. Was caught on video at a blm protest proud boys showed up a woman attacked a girl underage. The girl kept screaming I’m underage while the woman beat her screaming I don’t care. Friends to the Underage girl broke it up, When the cops finally came around they high fives the trashy woman and all their trashy friends. Video was going around on fb for a while, pretty sure nothing happened with that.


SherlockInSpace

The boot of the bourgeoisie ready and willing to violently suppress civil rights protests


Drunky_Brewster

That's the kind of violence I expected when I watched the video of Rudy getting 'assaulted'. Or should I say when Rudy got a pat on the back. That employee got arrested, these cops will get a real pat on the back from their fellow fascists.


VexedClown

Dude I was just thinking the same thing


shushslushie

Yeah, ACAB, bad apples, etc, etc


phovos

every time a cop comes within 10 feet of you, you are lucky to escape without physcial or severe emotional traumatic pain.


Krojack76

And then we have Rudy crying assault over a firm back pat. https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/vlgkw4/exnyc\_mayor\_rudy\_giuliani\_assaulted\_by\_grocery/


habanero_sauce

If the police shoved unlocked doors as hard as they shove peaceful protestors there might have been more kids alive in Texas.


beefwarrior

What’s the difference between cops & velociraptors? Velociraptors can open doors.


rackfocus

Ouch. That’s spicy.


reallylovesguacamole

Well, it was written by u/habanero_sauce, after all.


MadOvid

Real brave when there's no children around to protect.


SonOfSwanson87

Thugs and bullies are only brave when their victim can't fight back.


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People need to start taking advantage of their rights and showing up with firearms (in open carry states) and this shit doesn't happen. I'm sick of the pussyfooting around. It got Reagan's attention reeeeeal quick when the Black Panthers did it.


VexedClown

Dude yes exactly.


Alundra828

Rights of tax paying citizens < A zygote


PAM111

That's not what this is about. It's keeping people poor. You don't have autonomy over your reproduction? Struggling single mom? Guess you're too busy to complain about work/ life conditions.


Sundancekid9000

Rich people can’t have their fine dining without poor serfs in the kitchen


yellowphonetrombone

If they’ll do this to a white blond celebrity, who is safe anymore?


cinderparty

That’s…a good question. Sigh


D1a1s1

Wait, do people still think the police are on our side??


yellowphonetrombone

Conservatives do


oced2001

Only when they are choking out minorities. When they stop a seditious act of treason, they are the bad guys.


D1a1s1

Can’t argue with that.


NetflixFanatic22

Well not the conservatives that killed the cops at the Capitol riot!


InflationInner1881

Aren’t they supposed to protect grown ups too….


Don_Quixote81

Court rulings confirmed they're not required to actually protect anyone. [https://prospect.org/justice/police-have-no-duty-to-protect-the-public/](https://prospect.org/justice/police-have-no-duty-to-protect-the-public/) >Let us go back eleven years to February 2011, in the very same place, New York City. As he told in a Cracked.com video some four years ago, Joseph Lozito was on his morning commute through New York City when he hopped on the subway, blissfully unaware of a brutal stabbing spree—perpetuated by Maksim Gelman—that had been going on for over 24 hours at that point. > >Lozito would be the final victim in the stint. After Gelman boarded the train and confronted the police officers that were in a secure area, he turned to Lozito and said, “You’re going to die.” > >What transpired afterwards was what Lozito described as what “every man thinks about at least twice a day.” Lozito tackled Gelman and they struggled physically, with Gelman stabbing Lozito in the head until they both hit the ground and Lozito disarmed Gelman. Only then did the NYPD officers intervene to apprehend Gelman. > >In this case, one of the cops allegedly admitted that he did not intervene in the altercation because he thought Gelman had a gun, instead hiding from the attacker. This prompted Lozito to sue the city of New York. He lost the case in 2013, but not because the Manhattan Supreme Court judge didn’t believe him, or because he lacked evidence, or because the cops had a good reason for not intervening. Lozito lost because of a precedent established by the U.S. Supreme Court: the cops do not have a duty to protect you, or anyone.


IamVngeance

Yup. They are theee to enforce laws and Punish those who don’t submit. t’s stunning just how crooked this gang is


xdsm8

Well, they also don't have to know the law either.


phovos

property laws. ​ they don't have any time for shit that can't be a part of their graft and extortion and corruption.


legendariel

Their guns are to protect themselves, not the public. To serve and protect (ourselves, best of luck to the rest of y'all)


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They throw their daughters and wives the same way.


ComputerSong

Yeah, Sweetin is so scary. The police clearly feared for their safety.


iamanonymous44

She is pretty scary though. Have you seen her play volleyball?


Free_Return_2358

I hope she sues the hell out of them.


SeizureLizard

Won’t matter anyway, taxpayers will end up paying for the lawsuit, Police Budget won’t even feel it, and the officers involved won’t face any consequences (might even get a paid vacation out of) if a Judge even backs her in the first place


Jwhitx

Sue, win taxpayer money, donate it all to Planned Parenthood or similar.


SeizureLizard

Fair point


ComradeCam

Bro we pay for bombs that kill innocent middle easterners. Tf I care if it goes to a lawsuit. Sue them.


Unlucky13

Pfft, they do far worse than this everyday. They've killed people by aiming for their heads with "rubber" bullets and received absolutely no reprimand over it. The only reason you even know it happened was because a B-list celebrity was involved.


Plantsandanger

Now that’s my kinda full house cast member - not fuckinh fundie Barbie Candace out there insisting that all women should be happy as second class citizens.


vicsass

Which one?


Flemz

Probably Candace Cameron Bure


mccannr1

Yeah she went full hypochrist years ago when her brother did.


ResplendentShade

>hypochrist Like hypocritical Christian? If that’s a term, I’m going to start using it. Hell, even it isn’t.


luckyfucker13

I’ve heard the term hypochristian for years now Pretty appropriate these days too!


Season_ofthe_Bitch

Were they not raised in it?


danielleiellle

Nope. Raised without religion. Kirk converted at 17.


Season_ofthe_Bitch

How does this even happen???


scruggbug

Person has depression for whatever reason, wants to find happiness, church preys on it to convert them. Happens all the time.


pit_of_despair666

They pray on people in jails, AA/NA meetings, domestic violence shelters, and any detox or drug rehab place.


deanreevesii

They prey on people at their weakest, just like Cults. ***BUT IT'S TOTALLY NOT A CULT*** *NØ REALLÏ*


poli8999

Her brother is also a nut job.


elSpanielo

This video always gives me a chuckle. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4


negroiso

You can totally tell this man made, genetically engineered banana using generations of cross breeding is totally a sign of gods divine power, these things just grow on trees! Meanwhile, looks like bananas will be extinct in 20 years due to some fungus or something that our generational changes can’t fight off.


oced2001

She was on the other side calling the protestors whores and baby killers


orangutanDOTorg

I’m guessing Candice Cameron or whatever her name is


Altruistic-Foot-8363

Who was that?


poonlyfe

DJ, the older sister.


SuspiciouslyGay

I knew there was a reason she was my least favourite sister


Plantsandanger

You can see the smugness radiate off her


happy_halloweenie

There sure are a lot of dudes here who don’t give a crap that women's health is now being dictated by politicians. Lay off our guns but screw women because they’re less than.


gaberax

Oh so the cops showed up in force at THIS protest?


alert592

There are women to assault, they can't pass that up.


ComputerSong

Someone has to push over the unarmed ladies.


Cfp0001-Iceman

There was no one murdering children, so their courage was maxed out.


Stranger2Night

They heard there wouldn't be any gunmen there, so they were sure to show up.


stormhunter2

Much easier when the opposition isn’t armed


AzureGhost222

I've always had a huge crush on her since I was a kid. Used to say we were gonna get married one day. She still has it.


CplBoneSpurs

Imagine if they tried that hard in Uvalde.


Explosive_Diaeresis

I mean they did. They used force on the parents.


z0e_G

Queen. Candace cameron could never


Alia_Explores99

Candace would be behind police lines handing out juice boxes and sandwiches


z0e_G

While bemoaning about how oppressed she is as a conservative in Hollywood


Roanhouse

she definitely says the hard R for the N word with other christo fascists in private


ronsinblush

And free Aryan sperm samples.


tyleritis

I thought for sure as an adult she’d take her independence. I wonder if her psycho brother has anything on her (I mean nothing anyone would care about but enough to keep her obedient)


NiceCrispyMusic

She’s a religious nut. No blackmail needed


StarWars_and_SNL

Makes me wonder how their political differences affected the mood on set of Fuller House.


fidgetypenguin123

They seemed to be friends if you watch behind the scenes and all that. There may have been some friendly discourse if it ever came up but obviously we don't know for sure. Probably more like an agree to disagree thing.


iMayBeABastard

I can’t believe the comments! Where’d all you squirrel eaters and cousin fuckers come from??


Brian_99

Sucks they actually learned to use the internet.


Norman_Bixby

It sucks we made it so fucking easy that ANY idiot could use it. Blame ourselves.


StumpingTheSchwab

It’s learning Angela! It’s learning! Run!


BackNbetterThanEver

UGA grads


KnowNothingNerd

Don't mistake actual graduates for Game Day alumni (the people that don't actually have the college education and just bought the shirt from Walmart)


noonehasthisoneyet

Nah many of us are good. Plus we actually went to college. the people you’re thinking of are just UGA fans. Most did not/could not attend or have no actual connection to UGA other than liking the football team.


SalamiSteakums

Your username is brilliant


Neidan1

The protesters should have dressed up in typical militia costumes and MAGA hats, the police would have parted the seas and welcomed them through.


Bruggok

Best idea. Monogram their own maga hats so dumbA don’t get $ off of them. Protest the same. Anger real MAGAs who wonders why their own would protest this.


Cfp0001-Iceman

Make Abortions Generally Available


notThatKindOfNerd

This is genius. Let’s steal their bullshit. It will make them so mad and affords some temporary safety


NevermoreLostLenore

Even better: Make Abortions Genuinely Available, because for years they’ve said ‘they are’ yet some have had only one abortion clinic in the entire state, which was literally the case in 6 states during 2019, probably even less now.


Geek-Haven888

If you need or are interested in supporting reproductive rights, [I made a master post of pro-choice resources](https://docdro.id/s3OwS8u). Please comment if you would like to add a resource and spread this information on whatever social media you use.


paperthinpatience

You wanna know what’s fucked? I’m scared to click on half of these links because if they start tracking our visit and search histories in my state, I could go to prison.


welp-itscometothis

Will be sharing this everywhere I can!


jono9898

Police when needing to protect children being attacked by gunman. sleep. Police when needing to protect themselves from unarmed women yelling. Real shit.


amandasnumber_1fan

I was there and had no idea it was her. They also went after the ones being the loudest and threw gas bombs at us which almost made me pass out


blumpkinmania

Lotta fascists have a lot to say on this.


TazeredAngel

You can spot them by their overuse of alternating lower case and capital letters and repeating what you say like they are being clever.


herefromyoutube

They’re stealing elite hacker text now?!


Koyulo69

Literately below your comment.


mad_titanz

No matter if Jodi is a celebrity or not, she doesn’t deserved to be shoved to the ground. Personally, I have been admiring the way she took up social activism and she should be applauded for marching for abortion rights


SmackSabbath19

How are cops going to handle unwanted pregnancies. From their Badge Bunny drunken swinger orgies now? Same with the rest of the far right and their weekend suburban fun & games vices?


bigman_121

well the truth is women go missing all the time, what's one more


Amelaclya1

Homicide was already the leading cause of death of pregnant women. It's only going to get so much worse.


bigman_121

yep that the point I'm getting at


BaboonHorrorshow

With the way cops beat their wives, it’s clear they’re doing their part to induce miscarriages.


SmackSabbath19

Isn't it like 40% of cops have been charged with a domestic abuse at least once. And that is just the one's caught. Probably more like 60% in reality


pleaseordercorn

Im pretty sure its 40% of cops admit to beating their wives (keyword: admit) but i have not seen the stats in a minute


LordDongler

Yup, self reported at 40% for domestic abuse, estimated numbers are closer to at least 60%. Good people can't really become cops anymore because they get pushed out of the department pretty quickly


Kingbuji

It self reported 40%… which is worse.


SnowinMiami

https://www.fatherly.com/news/police-brutality-and-domestic-violence/amp In case anyone wishes to see the stats


SmoothConfection1115

Well, in the past it was either pay for the travel/lodging in another state that has abortion, or pay the woman off for the rest of your life. And praying to God no one ever finds out. The only difference now is they’ll have to fly them much further away, and pray really hard that the woman doesn’t go to the press, or pay her off for life. The only difference for the right, is the expense of the abortion has gone up so nobody poor can afford it.


TheSavageBallet

And when all else fails, just kill her. Top cause of death for pregnant women is and probably always will be murder.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

That’s what made me cry the most on Friday. The amount of women who don’t want a baby are going to be murdered because they’re pregnant. It’s fucking insane and just breaks my heart.


Ausimo211

Easy. Murder. Cops get away with murder every day.


PlutoIsMyHomeboy

Throw them to the ground for resisting. Problem solved if they throw hard enough.


timberwolf0122

Cop: “I felt threatened”


Zealousideal-Iron998

Cops shoving peaceful protesters will be nothing compared to what they'll do if republicans continue to seize power, villainize innocent people, and undermine democracy.


afrikanmarc

The Stasi is coming to our not so distant future.


LMFN

Stasi is a commie thing. These are Gestapo.


Fno1

Per the police department: "Honestly -- and we probably shouldn't be admitting this -- we did it because of *Fuller House*."


Playerhater812

One of the actors on that show follows me on Twitter, never seen the show.


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Isn’t it random? I have some congressman from New York that suddenly followed me on Twitter and I don’t even live in his district. I’m in CA.


Mindtaker

I have like 150 followers and 1 of then is freaking Paula Abdul. There was a story about her getting vomited on or something and I made a shitty joke that as a female performer coming up in the 80s and 90s being vomited on is probably preferable to most of the shit she endured. She liked it and followed me. It's hilarious because I'm a nobody and I almost never tweet.


Special_FX_B

When it comes to fascist police abuse no one is exempt. Um…except white nationalist terrorists.


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Thomisawesome

Did somebody say... \[looks up, looks left, looks right, looks at camera\]... police brutality?


skittlebog

This is the violence that they were warning us would happen. Not the protestors, but those who attack the protestors.


dontdieinthesky

The right is going to try cancelling full house now


fenderguitar83

[The only moral abortion is my abortion](https://joycearthur.com/abortion/the-only-moral-abortion-is-my-abortion/)


Kurtsey

Reminder that every single cop is a class traitor. All of them.


KingOlaf1

I was there and my shoes fell off


theopinionateddude

This is going to be an awkward moment when Candace Bure finds out about this.


PhoenixAZisHot

Was it her ex-husband? He’s an LAPD Officer


LaPyramideBastille

That was Kirk Cameron in uniform :)


wtfwtfwtfwtf2022

This is really sad.


BicycleOfLife

When it’s women protesting for the right to control their own bodies, big macho policeman suddenly grows a pair. “STAY BACK! This street corner is important to me!!!” When it’s children being held hostage by a suicidal murderer they cower in fear. “Let’s slowly walk around and look for keys to an unlocked room…” When it’s seditious dirty smelly incel fascist trying to take over the country. “What day is it? is there some rally going on today somewhere?”


tooheavybroo

Super tough on a defenseless citizen. Where was that in Uvalde?


jojenboben

Why are police getting involved in these protests to such a degree? Let them protest, it's literally life or death for women in some of these states.


YaBoiS0nic

Pro Life, am I right?


duncanmahnuts

those prolifers had their fun with nail bombs at clinics


Yum_MrStallone

Video in this article. https://outsider.com/american-entertainment/tv-2/full-houses-jodie-sweetin-knocked-ground-protesting-los-angeles-freeway-report/


Mastagon

All life is precious! At least, until it stands up to defend its rights


miken322

She’s gonna sue the fuck out of them.