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rbarrett96

Anyone know what the song at the end of this episode is (The City) after Stewart and Gail break up? The music in this show reminds me that I need to start actively seeking good music.


rbarrett96

Now THAT was the softest thing any of the boys have said. And the best.


stackout

Least realistic part of show: every guy with long eyelashes spends his childhood hearing women complain it’s not fair he has them.


VoluptuousVampirate

You'd be surprised.


shromboy

This is true


TheNatch

Seconded


Bloo-shadow

Daryl: “How come no one ever comments my long eyelashes” Wayne: Your paraphrasing and you fucking know it!


BostonBaseball

Fuck I'm surprised we aren't noticesin it right now


DegenerateStoner710

it what I appreciates bout you


piggydog9

I wish u weren’t so fucken awkward bud


NoUseForAName2222

An eyelash! Make a wish!


2068857539

Why are you calling us birds


BajaRooster

Ostriches also have long lashes. It’s beginning to make sense. Obviously Wayne was really sick one day.


MauPow

Now you be quiet or I'm gonna have to come talk to ya


BajaRooster

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/utmrlz/the_ostrich_just_wanted_to_eat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


MauPow

Wow that girl sucks lol


KungFooGrip

Allegedly


rbarrett96

Allegedlys


BlessTheKneesPart2

I always loved this little peak into Wayne's insecurities.


Lynx_Terrible

wow that's wild was just in the hospital for 5 days and one of the day getting wheeled down the hall this nurse stops and goes omg you have such nice long eyelashes. I was like ugh thanks? Completely threw me off guard didn't even know it was a thing to notice.


CXNNER

Been getting that for 30 years. I've never gotten used to hearing it either.


rbarrett96

You mean you've never gotten sick of hearing it ever. lol


CXNNER

Stop it. I'm married.


Zestyclose_Two6383

Sure. And you’ve never had a fingers up the bums either. Give yer balls a tug. You love it and you know it.


CXNNER

Pitter patter.


Lynx_Terrible

Gotta admit though caught off guard it's nice when thats what someone appreciates about me.


rbarrett96

I was told by a makeup artist that I had great eyebrows. Now it's something I notice on women all the time. Also a non-sexual compliment to give a woman that doesn't make you look like a creep and is usually appreciated.


mrbittykat

Women have been jealous of my hair, skin, and eyelashes most of my life. All I’ve ever done is wash my face with the same washcloth I wash my body with. Hahahaha


janewithaplane

I'm surprised we're not noticing it right now!


PurpleQueeN23

You’re mixin’ fuckin’ sayings, and ya fuckin’ know it!


doctor-rumack

Yer paraphrasin’ and ya fuckin’ know it!


rksd

Hefty no thank you!


BlckBeard21

Pitter patter let's get goin'


BostonBaseball

Apparently


rbarrett96

Apparentlys


skuba

That's what we appreciates about you, Sammy.


dirtysteve537

Is that what you appreciate about Sammy?


skuba

I suggest you let that one marinate! STEVE!


alexdelargesse

Huh?


eatKONG

Oh they noticed


Kuronekosmom

That has to be the softest thing you've ever said....


captainkenzie

You're paraphrasing and ya fuckin know it!


Kuronekosmom

Oh, is that what I'm doing?


rbarrett96

I never thought putting a dog in a headlock could be so cute. That's a baaaad boyyy.


SammyOrlowski

I've been a subreddit lurker for some time and I'm finally getting into actually posting stuff! I thought you might like this take on Wayne's softest thing he's ever said.


Tiny_Emu

And that’s what I appreciates about you


demorphix

Is that what you really appreciates about me, squirrelly Tiny_Emu ?


Man_in_arena87

Lets go ahead and take about 20% odd off that Squirrely T