I can't choose all of them?

You can if you like terror

Nah, you can if you like hariems! Embrace the old ways of the western world and have four wives, or sumthain. I donno, but pick em all. You get a better chance of healthier offspring.

Nah you can if you want to be gangba- I MEAN If you wanna watch a fight of them all

Makin four women figh is kinda like makin four fah people try ta box. It's all gonna end in a draw. I least these women.

Nah they gonna fight over something stupid all the time, *you* Lol, stupid. Stupid. Stu- *I can't help but think of first graders when I read this, they just call each other stupid and be like "OOOOOH HE CALLED YOU STUPID, HOLY BONGLES!"*

I'd be worried about one or two of them trying to kill the others tbqh

I thought it said gum man as in luffy fuck

Guys… should I get rid of this rope I was given for this picture..? …sigh… why am I asking… no one cares about me and my problems… no one’s going to respond to me…

YES GET RID OF IT

…you think I should..?

Get rid of it, Sayori! Trust me, rope is never helpful in any cases.

…but I might need it…

You don’t. Rope breaks way too easily.

…string breaks too easily. Rope is strong. It can hold my weight… don’t ask how I know that… eheheh…

I’m lighter than you and my rope broke.

…how do you know how much I weigh..?

Do you know how famous you are, Sayori?

I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know-

(NOT ACTUALLY)

hmmmm I don't think...

Sayori, don't say stuff like this, we care about you! Come on, put the rope away. I know it's tough right now, but it's not gonna be like this forever. Wanna hit the nearest 24/7 and get some choco milk to cheer up?

…make it a hot chocolate and a load of cookies and I’m in! Ehehehe~

You got it! I'm gonna come by for you in about an hour and we'll go get you as much cookies as you want

Yes, please do. You don't deserve to die.

Please get rid of the rope, Sayori. I care about you and your problems. I don't think you realize how much I care about you as a good friend.

we all got ropes in our necks , those ropes are called responsibility

We all love you Sayo! Here’s some hot choco from the Piko Pikos! (My idiotic OC AU)

https://open.spotify.com/track/5MHYkxRxkk3OUgdJHwm3rG?si=19nos2OWR8WPzkwQd2f9bA _Is it way too much, if you had to choose just one of us?_ Take my hand, Yuri. I'll show you places you didn't know existed.

Yuri

Sayori without a doubt

Flair checks out

r/flaircheckup

I can't. All girls are best girls. ❤💚💜🩷

"is it way too much..." "If you had to choose just ONE of us ?"

Tell me, tell me, please!

Is this what i think or is it just me ?

Don’t wake me up from this sweet little dream!

Where we'll be together forever we're never gonna be appart !

Will it be okay If I express my love for you this way?

I think about it all day every day...

we’ll be together forever we’re never gonna be apa (glitch noises)

Yuri!

Gimme the Sayori, the Bun

Natsuki both times

Wise Choose

Natsuki! <3

Wise choose

Yuri I’m a sucker for those purple locks and someone to read with!

*inhales slowly* what do you think

Yuri

Nats. Obvs.

Wise Choose

Sayori and Yuri

Yessir!!

[Source](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/66722999)

Syor

Natsuki or Yuri. Maybe both.

Wise Choose

Thanks

Yuri

I pick Yuri.

yuri

Yuri. Best girl

Yuri

Natsuki or Monika

Double Wise Choose

Sayori

Sayori she's too adorable to resist

Sayori of course. Sayori is a cute and precious cinnamon bun who deserves love and happiness. I love Sayori 💙

Why does Monika have devil horns?

Because whoever made this is a completely undiluted, pure, absolute, MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD

Because she basically kills the other three

…there is something called regret. I feel it every day. Maybe you’ve heard of it?

Yep. I'm tired of everyone portraying Monika like a monster who intended on killing her friends. But hey, as long as people are still allowed to like who they like, then it's all good.

Why is this the first thing you ask me

Monika or yuri

Obviously Monika and her ***TABLET*** :)

Well the cupcakes with Natsuki look a bit like glitch Natsuki's face ... Also Natsuki. No question.

Wise Choose

Yes

Sayori💙

bun

Sayori, no questions asked

Definitely Sayori <3

Sayori! Always sayori! She’s the only cutie for me!

Sayori all day no questions

Sayori

Yuri

everyone can agree on one thing "the answer is obvious"

Yuri, as if that surprises anyone

How about all of the above because I’m just built diff

I choose sayori

Yuri, will never change 💜

I’m a straight female….but I 💜yuri

Isn't it obvious?

Yuri

Yuri , without question

Natsuki

Wise Choose

I would choose Natsuki, but I want to steal the gas canister from Yuri

Wise Choose

Monika! ♡◇♡ *just monika*

I chose all (I am a new member of the reddit)

Monika 💚♥️💙

Hard to pick, but definetly not the one with the Devil horns

Why? Please do explain your opinion, no matter how braindead you are.

Just Monika

Monika, I choose you!

Is the a Pokémon reference

This is awesome!! and I choose Monika! <3

I am very happy to be chosen.

:)

Monika

Just Monika <3

All? Ok let's look at the stats from the original. Sayori: smarts 4/10, kindness 7/10, Sass 3/10, curiosity 6/10, Help Full 7/10, Skittish 2/10, Looks 6/10, Height 6/10, Booba 5/10 Monika: smarts 7/10, kindness 7/10, Sass 6/10, curiosity 6/10, Help Full 8/10 Skittish 4/10, Looks 7/10, height 8/10, Booba 7/10 Yuri: Smarts 9/10, kindness 4/10, Sass 4/10, curiosity 5/10, Help full 4/10, Skittish 8/10, Looks 7/10, Height 9/10, Booba 10/10 Natsuki: Smarts 6/10, kindness 3/10, Sass 8/10, curiosity 4/10, Help full 4/10, Skittish 6/10, Looks 6/10, Height 4/10, Booba....non existent. Personal opinion, do as you please with it.

What is wrong with you

I have obviously never been wanted by any female in the history of earth. Should be self explained

I’d give Monika a 8.5/10 booba

Sayori till the day I die 💪😤

If only one, Natsuki!

Very Wise Choose

NATSUKI

Wise Choose

Again, the little detail of Natsuki being the only one doing normal stuff, representing her normality through all of the game, still gonna pick her of course

Very Wise Choose

HOW DARE YOU GIVE MONIKA DEVIL HORNS!

I COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT

take your socks off

Natsuki’s booba is atleast 2/10

All of y’all are so into the rest of them, I immediately gravitated towards Monika…

Come to our club, brother, for there is…just Monika.

My choose is...No one.

Monika just because she’s gonna kill them all anyways

Anybody who doesn’t choose Monika is silly in the brain

I wholeheartedly agree, cause the others are into MC not you.

Can I ...... Become an option?

Yuri all the way

Ehehe, is it not obvious?

I choose Sayori cuz she has a kind personality and a helpful person

I choose monika

I gota say sayori tough one though

Natsuki

i choose MC.

Nice detail Monika DOSENT have the halo

\*Presses all four at once\*

I chose sayori

We all gotta be honest with ourselves and realize that every single option is going be unclickable except for Monika.

Unless you are a master hacker

*presses 4 boxes simultaneously*

Easy decision.

Sayori

Sayori i all day everyday day

Just Monika

We'll be together forever we're never gonna be appa-a-aaaart *glitches out*

I can't choose😭

May I help make it easier for you? :)

Just Monika

Sayori, no hesitation.

Hmm, Only one option, I would pick Sayori

Natsuki 🥺

Wise Choose

The answer is yes

I'd obviously choose Monika

Just Monika. Without any hesitation

I’ll pull a “Helltaker” and choose them all.

Where MC?

4 big guys