By - scoobzie
“Leave me alone.”
“Ah, welcome to our town, weary traveler. Just down yonder is the inn, the pub, and a bathhouse if you are in need of one. Also, I am obligated by law to inform you that I am a sex offender. And if you look to the right, you can see our town’s greatest attraction, the emerald lake!”
This one is good too haha
"I bet no other NPC's are saying this"
I like this one. This is funny.
"Fuck off, cunt"
I'm one of those NPCs from Torment with super elaborate dialog trees, the most interesting parts of which you won't even have a chance to see unless you have really high mental stats.
I get that haha
I wouldn't have any
I am error.
"Life is pain and so is death"