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*heavy breathing*


spiritofjosh

“Leave me alone.”


I_Fap_To_Murder

“Ah, welcome to our town, weary traveler. Just down yonder is the inn, the pub, and a bathhouse if you are in need of one. Also, I am obligated by law to inform you that I am a sex offender. And if you look to the right, you can see our town’s greatest attraction, the emerald lake!”


scoobzie

This one is good too haha


arianleellewellyn

Cookies?


Wajina_Sloth

"I bet no other NPC's are saying this"


scoobzie

I like this one. This is funny.


SADPLAYA

"Fuck off, cunt"


catboy_supremacist

I'm one of those NPCs from Torment with super elaborate dialog trees, the most interesting parts of which you won't even have a chance to see unless you have really high mental stats.


scoobzie

I get that haha


TabbsTheBat

I wouldn't have any


PoopSicle00

I am error.


UltimateStrenergy

"Life is pain and so is death"


beetlejugz

“Move along”