T O P
dbellz76

Dun Dun! (maybe it's not so much a quote, but a sound)


Hoboborg

I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my friend Ovaltine Jenkins.


RabdyD1958

Live long and prosper.


aceaslacker

“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea ?”


_stuntnuts_

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!


ThinkFree

If nautical nonsense be something you wish...


scmillion

Zoinks!


grandzu

Jinkies!


BaronOz

Jeepers!


guymcguy4

FUCK!


CornyPunz1

hey, i know this one


ShorterByTheSecond

“Yabba dabba doo.”


autummnnn870

“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!”


WhizzleTeabags

I love To Catch A Predator


MulciberTenebras

"And their... *DOG!*" "Rog? Rhere?!"


NinjaHDD

“Doh!”


ReallyHadToFixThat

"Eat my shorts!"


No-Context395

“Me Fail English? That's Unpossible.”


PuzzleCustard

"I'm in danger 😃"


No-Context395

"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers, I'm Learneding."


BloodAngel85

It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography


MissDaly

Stupid Sexy Flanders


NJ_is_gay

"Eh, wassup doc?"


runandgunn44

Duck season , rabbit season , duck season FIRE


witherkila

“That’s all folks!”


macaronsforeveryone

Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!


Zarc24

Screw you guys! I’m going home


TheNessMess

RESPECT MA AUTHORITAAA


DM2nd

You're such a fat ass Cartman, that when people walk down the street. They say "goddamn that's a big fat ass"!


RedCenobite

If I, a person named Kenny, had a nickel for every time I heard this…


Majik_Sheff

As a person named Tim, I'll trade you.


JayPunker

TIMMAAAAAAAY


a_burdie_from_hell

Agghhrraahh TIMMY! TIMMY trighahdow TIMMMMY!


jimnasticus

“Survey says!”


ImAllergicToEggs

“Name something you do with your wife” “Have sex, Steve” “THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW CHRIS!”


TheWeebDeity

NAKED GRANDMA


iDontGetKyle

I sell propane and propane accessories.


6chan

Boy I tell you  ^h what


CrimsonHoudini

How the fuck did you do that and why *can I hear that* Edit: thank you guys for telling me ^how to do this and ^why does this have so many upvotes?


computeraddict

Text\^superscript\^supersuperscript Text^superscript^supersuperscript


swirlsthemudkip

wait^wha^t


Afraid_Difference_33

"If it weren't for those meddling kids!"


Vz3r0

At one point of time, I started to imagine this dialogue in the voice of all sus characters at every episode


Em2bDaniel

"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."


Talixas

*dun* *dun*


Em2bDaniel

Why did I forget that that part would be more than enough to ring bells lol


mooshoopork4

Created by Wolf Dick!


Stay-Thirsty

Eat my shorts.


scythe1901

eat pant


RunningDrummer

Devour trouser


Zircon_72

Consume leg fabric


BloodAngel85

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! Edit; thanks for the award, neighbor!


ValkyrieRoseKioni

Now see I know you mean Mr.Roger but my son has been watching Daniel Tiger which uses the same opening so I'm like "or is it?"


framejunkie

Daniel Tiger is made by The Fred Rogers Company. In his old show, Daniel was a puppet, now he's an animated character in his own world. Fred's legacy continues!


happylucky59

No soup for you!


ThEtZeTzEfLy

You know how to TAKE the reservation, you just don't know how to HOLD the reservation.


horrorandknitting

VANDELAY INDUSTRIES! VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!


Spoony_bard909

Hello… *Newman*


Spoony_bard909

GEORGE IS GETTIN’ UPSET!!!


Nouls

Serenity now!!!


phantompainssting

These pretzels are making me thirsty! Not that there’s anything wrong with that!


zenswashbuckler

They're real; and they're *spectacular.*


lukevandam

Yadda yadda yadda


luckysonic2

NEXT!!!


Schroevendraaier

"The truth is out there"


DerekIsAGooner

“Troy and Abed in the Moooorning.”


trustsnapealways

That’s so streets ahead


digitaljestin

Nights!


topperharlie

- "cool, cool-cool-cool" - "He's lying"


ktrainz

Pop pop


abbietwohats

Just so you know you are now creating six different timelines


BigFatTomato

I ever tell you guys about Eartha Kitt


LexLuthorJr

“I’d like to solve the puzzle.”


linjaes

I’d like to buy a vowel


thesaltysalmons

“We were on a BREAK!!”


Tight-Lawfulness-750

Could I be wearing anymore clothes?


No_Salamander5615

They don't know that we know they know we know!


RedGreen10

Or… “How you doin’?” Or… “PIVOT!!!”


[deleted]

Beam me up Scotty


BloodAngel85

I'm a doctor not a (insert profession here)


jacklord392

He's dead Jim


MrDTB1970

Fun fact: that line was never spoken in the show. Closest they got was “Beam us up, Mr. Scott.” Edit: wow thanks for the awards!


irving47

"Scotty, beam me up." in ST IV, but in the show, you're right on.


rjsquirrel

Fascinating.


Eatingclementines

“It’s never lupus”


wheelin05

Everybody lies


DrSlappyPants

Am doctor. Can confirm. Everyone lies.


brokencablebox

"I slept with Lisa Cuddy!"


U_Dun_Know_Who_I_Am

Thank you for being a friend


webBrowserGuy

😢 RIP Betty ❤️


tiny_office02

Shady pines, Ma!


Callipygian_Linguist

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?


Stillwater215

Because of the implication…


CrazyArmGuy

Shut up, bird!


boxsterguy

So anyway, I started blastin'.


stratasfear

I’m cultivating MASS!


wicked_lazy

What is your spaghetti policy here?


Slasher_184

RUM HAM


Chris_Langy

A STARTER CAR!? THIS IS A FINISHER CAR!


0x255sk

Suicide is badass!


inglenook_ireplace

YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH


Acoustic_Screams

Gotta catch em all!


BloodAngel85

We're blasting off again!!


Destrucct

Giggity.


cicko_6

"A platypus?"


kelsyelise

Perry the platypus!?


Nighthorder

"A teenage girl?" *hat* "Perry the teenage girl?!"


icebeers10

"It's a banana Michael, what could it cost, $10?!?"


DANGER2157

There’s always money in the banana stand


icebeers10

NO TOUCHING !!!


PaulRuddsButthole

Her?


[deleted]

way to plant Ann


helpfulskeptic

Egg?


notreadyforthat

I've made a huge mistake


Masen_The_Weeb

*sad Charlie Brown music plays*


bopikpsky

And that's why you always leave a note


[deleted]

Gob had not mailed the letter but, in an act of defiance, dramatically hurled the letter into the sea... This proved a more difficult dramatic gesture than he'd anticipated.


Donnie_Dont_Do

There are dozens of us. Dozens!


bobsux1234

I am an analyzer and a therapist. An Analrapist. It doesn’t look good on paper.


elmwoodblues

Drag Store Salesperson: " Welcome back! Are we buying today, or just curious?" Tobias: "Let's say I'm buy-curious."


shruggingawkwardly

"If that's a thinly veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it"


JekyllendHyde

Illusions Michael, tricks are what...


[deleted]

whores do for money!


invisible_23

Here’s $1. Go see a Star War.


CranberryKiss

"You've never set foot in a grocery store, have you?"


krustykrabpizza9417

Her?


CrazyArmGuy

I've made a huge mistake.


SaintJarles

BEES?!?


buchanangrantbruce

"Holy mother forking shirtballs!" "Find Chidi? What's a Chidi?"


acouplefruits

“Not a girl” was the first thing that came to mind for me


buchanangrantbruce

Love Janet and I also love... "BORTLES!!"


AyeJones

Did iiiiiiii do that? Snort snort


Same-Oil-7113

"its bigger on the inside"


GuessAccurate

Are you my mummy?


Coolguy13249

Exterminate!


GuestCartographer

Dont’ blink. Blink, and you’re dead.


GuessAccurate

Another favorite of mine (especially because where I live we tend to lose power for no reason) is “Hey! Who turned out the lights?!”


PeculiarMicrowave

was looking for this comment. “wibbley wobbley,, timey wimey,, stuff”


2dayroad

"I just want a mate!"


Calisto823

You're not mating with me, sunshine!


[deleted]

"Phrasing!"


MikeQuattrovventi

THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS


BetLetsDoIt

LANA!!!!!!!


GunzAndCamo

Stop! Stop! My penis can only get so erect.


nWLFNDNc

Baboo!


boxsterguy

Serpentine!


garete

You're not my supervisor!


jayedgar06

“Suppressing FIIIIIIIRRE”


GunzAndCamo

You could drown a toddler in my underwear right now.


mazzly

Danger zone!


ThatOtherSilentOne

I had something for this.


Jvaughn3798

“Well Damn, Jackie! I can’t control the weather!”


little_shop_of_hoors

My favorite Kelso scene: Jackie: Well, I have a date too. Kelso: Who is he? What's his name? Jackie: His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you, in every conceivable way. *Long pause* Kelso: Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!


selftitleddebutalbum

My favorite. Upon losing his keys to the van. Jackie: Why didn't you just leave your keys in your pocket? Kelso: BECAUSE, I told you Jackie. If I leave my keys in my front pocket it distracts from my natural bulge!


gluesmelly

I wonder how often Mila and Ashton sound like that in their day-to-day.


CaptainFunktastic

Go watch Mila's appearance on Hot Ones. She and Ashton get into a funny little argument about half way through. So, to answer your question your wonder. Yes, they do.


Neuro_Nightmare

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister!”


Stonygirl87

I said good day!


[deleted]

Dumbass


Snoo79382

"Bite my shiny metal ass."


MysteriousB

Im 40% zinc


carloshgo

Shut up and take my money!


muddfrog82

Also death by Snu snu


mike_b_nimble

Also, “Good news, everyone!”


Princess_Fluffypants

Good news, everyone! I’ve invented a device that makes you read this in your head, in my voice!


RavenBrannigan

To shreds you say?


michael84g

"Thousands dead. None injured. "


no3ldabspickle

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!


Chowderhead1

Shut up baby, I know it!


vpool97

My boneitis


Negative_Equity

Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.


MasteringTheFlames

Blank? BLANK?! You're not looking at the big picture!


ryukin631

"if I die, tell my wife I said 'hello'"


ruthlessoptimist

"To shreds, you say."


BigBaldBasterd

“And his wife….?”


knightswhosaymeh

To shreds you say?


SharkMeat_

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"


thred_pirate_roberts

Did you catch that ludicrous display last night?


zhanmtz

Oh my god! Four! I mean five! I mean fire!!!


ScarletCaptain

I’ll just put this over here with the rest of the fire.


SirPiffingsthwaite

Dear Sir/Madam, Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.


squishykiller3

Nice screen saver


EyeDot

0118999881999119725...3


Griseumguy

What kind of operating system does it use? It's, uh, VISTA. WE'RE GOING TO DIE!


spngymcbttz

"Who's a peadophile?" "No, his name is Peter File"


fabfabfabfabfabfabfa

0118999881999119725 3


mobsteve

Someone emailed about a fire?


sicklyandsour

Leg disabled


Stillwater215

Acid.


americanhideyoshi

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass ... and I've just finished my milk"


hawleywood

FATHERRRRR!


avfc4me

People. What a bunch of bastards.


cojavim

Fire! Exclamation mark. Fire! Exclamation mark.


Pocchitte

"GodDAMN these electric sex pants!"


VashMM

This Jen... is The Internet.


Ybuzz

A fire... at a _Seaparks_ ?


BeardyK

Winter is coming


CountFapula102

Hodor!


GiveMeHelpPleaseSir

I wish you good fortune in the wars to come. And now it begins.


BatNinjaX

“We’re gonna do the same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!” Also, “there’s 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it.”