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Thigh-enthusiast

Unify Sweden and Finland so that their borders looks like a penis


MemeExplorist

Also erect it


nimulation

yeah, have it cross over and cut Norway in half if you have to. Or remove Norway alltogether. Dealers choice. (I'm norwegian)


LordNyeofLucia

This is the way.


AwayEstablishment109

This is the way


StreetVulture

This is the way


Dave_from_Tesco

This is the way


Antpelt

This is the way


LemonEyeLarry

this is the way


Qu1ck3l

This is the way


Meg_kul1

This is the way


HartOne827183

This is the way


giantgummylizard

'Finland is stored in the balls'


SorrowPlagues

As a Swede I approve of this


aarnens

As a Finn, me too. ^^(as long as we get to keep our flag)


ThanNtz

Norway and Sweden look like a penis with Finland looking like something white coming out of it


MagicAstrid

I mean, wouldn't Norway and Sweden look more like an ejaculating cock and balls if you merged their borders?


Giffelslukaren69

With this unified sweden X finland flag https://www.reddit.com/r/sweden/comments/us85w2/vi_verkar_g%C3%B6ra_allt_tillsammans_med_finland_nu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Carnal-Pleasures

and replace their flag with the NATO one


Caro1us_Rex

With Sweden owning Finland


fedoras4furries

Delete Denmark pls


WhyIsMyHeadSoLarge

Sweden needs those cooling Atlantic winds!


nimulation

as if Denmark stands in the way of that lol Their highest "mountain" stands at a pathetic 170m


Bocksford

And replace it with New Zealand.


Caractacutetus

Greece becomes geese


YouAreASussyIdiotLol

Or South Macedonia


renditaccount

ukraine war good ending: ukraine swallows russia


Tiger_T20

Bad ending, now Ukraine is full of Russians. Balkanise Russia.


block36_

What happens if the top comment doesn’t suggest anything related to the map?


renditaccount

already happened, look at the north of russia pretty much what happens is i yeet the comment somewhere on the map


block36_

Oh I see


Communism-Dog

Rotate Italy and shove it on Croatia


XenophonSoulis

If this doesn't win, I'll be sad.


idontspeakfckspanish

Dissolve the UK and paint each country with its own flag.


_Punto__

Add ohio.


TheEnderCreeperYT

And put it in the place of Poland.


TheCoolBikeGirl

Can you turn Poland gay


Draeller

Hmmmm ... difficult task you ask. Have my upvote.


renditaccount

this idea was by u/AustSakuraKyzor, i call it ***armbaigia***


AnderShovel

Give Norway Finland's flag, Sweden Norway's flag, and Finland Sweden's flag


tsimkeru

Give Ireland an Uno reverse card. Give them tho whole isle and northern Britain


snoppsen

Give Italy a soccer ball to kick


TheRandomGuy_BD

Replace Italy with Florida


Personal-Composer-85

There’s no more fr🤢ch.


CCCyanide

Already modified it, would be a shame to remove it


Personal-Composer-85

So?


CCCyanide

I think the hexagon just looks funny


sorryfornoname

Give more space to Andorra. Im portuguese but respect them for having to deal with both the spanish and the french at the same time


Yeetus_Reetus_27

*uncomfortably long Norway*


dudadali

Add Israel and Australia because they are in Europe Source: Eurovision


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

Make it gay


NDWYT

Add soviet union


Sad_Daikon938

Replace every peninsula with Italy!!!


Oniel2611

Wait isn't Europe just one gigantic peninsula?


MintIceCreamPlease

Yeah. So? Replace.


BunnyboyCarrot

Germany is split north south, the way its supposed to be


Draeller

No, this time split it in west-east direction ... you know ... for funzies


elesewe69

The blue part of Ukraine becomes the Blue album by Weezer


BasedScoundrel

germany gets the rest of alsace lorraine


epitenomics

Turn the Faroe islands into an Egyptian pharaoh


chicheka

Change the bulgarian flag with the tatar one


WhatWhoNoShe

Replace everything vertically from Russia to Turkey with a giant Italy


retrosaurus-movies

Replace Norway, Sweden and Finland with 3 New Zealands.


Kastri14

Italy becomes Fortniteland


randomaccountIoI

Put turkey vertically in the atlantic ocean bordering iberia and ireland, north must look to east


PhilosTheGreat

Bosnia annexes Kaliningrad and its föag gets brighter


ALL3BERTO

Byblically accurate Italy


ToastyPOG

Delete france


xxxMRpenetrator69

The island of corsica is now part of taiwan


aradd1

Swap Kazakhstan’s sun and turkey’s moon


jarl-marx

Make Croatia an island so Bosnians can swim


renditaccount

GUYS STOP COMMENTING HERE PUT YOUR COMMENTS ON THE NEWEST ONE IF YOU GUYS WANT ATTENTION


[deleted]

reunite czechoslovakia


Dr_FlapJack220

Italy annexs Scandinavia (I forgot what countries make it up so you decide)


puddda

Make Portugal accept his status as European Brazil


GErman_reichhhh

Germany annexes Transylvania while having the flag of jacksfilms forehead


DigitalRaztock

delete England please (but keep scotland and wales)


SpeedyGzales

a dog pissing in russia


LepestokR

...on your face


_Tim_the_good

Make Hungary great again!


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

Make Crimea neither part of Ukrain or Russia but make it an indipended island in the middle of the black sea


LTAD2108

Add the Transnistrian flag to wherever Transnistria is. I’m not sure whereabouts


IllogicalStatement

Join me, and together we can destroy the emperor.


WhatsGrapefruit

Dinos in finland


Calligraphee

Make San Marino take over all of Italy please


IsakThePinkNinja

Make all german states independent!


IWannaCodeSomething

bring back the turk-macedonian alaiance, also make the british trapezoid


Jew_Boi-iguess-

replace Italy with Florida


Planeguy350

Incorporate Northern Ireland into the Irish flag or give it its own flag


xXBigdeagle85Xx

UK becomes an Irish colony


The8thBitYT01

Corsica Italian and Turkey no exist


david_herre445

Switch the greek and turkish flag


Draeller

OR, just the colour and religious symbol.


PyroTech11

Swap Cyprus and Turkeys flag


icecap415

Unify Romania with the Republic of Modova because both of us want that. Might as well throw Hungary in there too cause they are cunts


down_horrendous

Unify Ireland and Britain but use the Irish flag


Draeller

or put irish flag in the canton of Union Jack ... muahahaha


KsanovaThePrettiest

Delete Europe


Slut4Tea

put ohio in there. i don’t care how, just do it.


Baileaf11

Make Ireland have the British flag and Britain have the Irish flag


ililemilkwithbread

Norway is fucking turned upside down


KonPlayz

make belarus annex ukr\*ine and r\*ssia


fart_on_my_pussy

nuke Japan


MrHawkeye76

Its called Germany so make as many of them as you can


Ravezim

Make Corse and Fiume italian again


Matheo2137

Drown Russia


NihilFR

Put a cope cage around Russia plz


guy_with_hat11

Replace turkey with a picture of erdoğan


B_Boi04

Polderise I the seas for the Netherlands


accmadeforplace

make germany take 15 pixels of france every time you post this


MRJ_MRJ

Unify Russia and Ukraind


karlwillhelm

Bring back the Grand Duchy of Lithuania, pretty please?


gucci_rolex

Unite Moldova with Romania


Confident_River8918

Put ohio over the top of poland


42111

Canadian occupied Andorra 🇦🇩


praiserandy

Make Northern Ireland part of Ireland


illegal108

Divide the United Kingdoms


Oliveskin_Mugen

Bring Yugoslavia back


DoYouEverJust43

Have Ukraine take over Russia


Dark_Nation88

Make Kosovo part of Brazil 😈😈


Quiet_Chip_7802

Make it so that Wales and Scotland are individual countries


IWasNotWorried

Swap the flags of Bosnia and Serbia


thenorwegianbobafett

No more scandinavia, all is Norway


Reasonable_Specific8

Suround spain with portugal's


darkenedgy

Bring back the Mongol Empire. Eternal Blue Sky for everyone east of Hungary


ATBenson

Re-unify the Roman Empire


BlackWasTaken_

Change the Slovenian flag to a trans one


CerealBranch739

Make Denmark have an ace flag


Mr_NickDuck

Give kalingrad to Lithuania


MPAS_TV

Let Germany be taken over by the dutch


emgrizzle

It’s all Greece


average_reddit_u

Russia get's split in half by Poland and Mongolia.


Intelligent-Method-3

Remove the uk


tommybmoney

Turkey becomes the Cypriot Republic of Northern Cyprus


axulurion

Add a stegosaurus to the Irish flag


Glockass

Make Northern Ireland into the Republic of Ireland, and the Republic of Ireland as part of the UK. A pure compromise leaving all parties heavily pissed off.


Livinglifeform

Reunite ireland.


TheEnderCreeperYT

Poland becomes Ohio.


Autumn-Eviening

Make Croatia have thw full coastline


SavageComic

Italy's heel should be filled in like those stripper ones.


OreoMilkshakenocream

Put Mario and Luigi on the Italian flag


Epicspine

Change French flag to white


qrani

Remove Belgium. It shouldn't exist. I don't care if you split it into two parts, give it to the Netherlands and France, just remove it


Happy_Cheese_13

Swap blue and green colors


mglitcher

northern ireland back to ireland and england to sink into the ocean


Waluigi_Gamer_Real

Make russia a giant french flag


shrekforthewin

Switch armenia and turkey flags


miko3456789

Turkey becomes a turkey


Mr-Carazay

Reunite Ireland


hourglassace666

turkey but make it look like a turkey


DiamondWarrior71

Remove the ocean


S4njay

Change the Turkish Crescent moon with a cross


Sabre1O1

Russia is annexed by Lichtenstein


Emperor_Z16

Make spain longer


luk128

Make every flag los quality


MiscPractice

Replace it with “Please subscribe to Misc Practice“


Junkmatt

the most southern part of sweden is called scania ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scania](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scania)) use their flag for it. Its a combo of the danish and swedish flag


IncompleteRiver

Remove Iceland


Thecornmaker

Delete croatia


KeremBurakDemir

Change UK with ohio


cratermaddie

Replace all shades of red with hot pink


Sky__2727

Swap the British and Irish flag


RedLightningStrike27

Greater Romania


frazie_

Breakup of the Uk and United Ireland


Johnny_doesnt_sin

Put Portugal in the Adriatic Sea?


Crescent-IV

The Netherlands owns Northern Ireland.


No_Pattern26

Make Iceland 5x larger


PeriodicGolden

Make Belgium hand shaped


EuSouEu_69

Give the don Kuban to ukraine


ILookAfterThePigs

Make Croatia and Serbia part of the greater Bosnia


Eino54

Make Spain a Republic again?


drfranksurrey

Change Russia flag to Sri Lanka Flag


drfranksurrey

Change Germany Flag to Spain Flag and Change Spain Flag to Germany Flag


BoxyPlains92587

England is gone


Not_AHuman_Person

make russia polish


Beaglederf

Change Belarusian Flag to the Democratic One


kebekoi11

Delete Russia


7DimensionalParrot

Croatia is all pandhandle


7DimensionalParrot

Croatia is all panhandle


PM_ME_SOME_ANTS

Replace the flag of Cyprus with the Greek flag


ViiktorAlive

Change Hungary's flag with the LBGTQI+...'s one


Webbo10101

Turkiye becomes a literal turkey


Oakoe

Wtf where’s America do you hate freedom or something? Fix it


Luminis_The_Cat

Replace Russia with the Ukrainian flag


nadav12353

No Israel


martijn1104

As a Dutch person, I would like for us to take Belgium. Nobody else needs it.


Refined_Kettle

WTF!? THIEF ( Turn georgia into a picture of stalin in a rabbit constume)


BrittasAkvarium

Replace Russia's flag with Ukraine's


baguetteispain

Restore the Napoleonic empire and change every country if Europe into French hexagons


PepikZobak

Czechoslovakia


FilmsxKalypsx0

turkey's red becomes turquoise


Avadya

Add New Zealand


lavafish80

Turn the UK into France and France into the UK


Funk5oulBrother

Russia is overrun with geese.


Morganfreidman72

Remove United Kingdom