I am known as Christopher.

So this has a nickname for your nickname Name is Christopher --> Chris --> crisp --> snack Your nickname is snack

That has some… interesting connotations

I'm a snack :D

I'd eat you

NOMNOMNOM

Christ

Pisstopher

YOU FOOL! You are the Cradboard King!

Fishtopher! Christofish! Fishtifish!

Chrispo

Topher

Christoph the carrot, on Instagram

Simon

Simoff

Believe it or not, that's actually what me and my friend Timon (german name) called each other in school.

-Fucking Cowell

objects ive shoved up my arse simon fucking cowell

Viktor

vector

you just got vectored! oh yeah!

Magnitude! And Direction!

Hey.

viktor = victor = winner =dub hello dub

Victorious tortellini

Dicktor

Yoshiro

Yoshi

The frog

Kira

Soda!

James

Bond

Call a bondulance

Having a stronk?

Bames Jond is is having a stronk

Benedict

Eggs

Men_adict

Benedick

Cumer From Benedict Cumberbatch

Ben

Yes?

Im Vincent

But where did your Van Go

i almost peed myself laughing

Haha it's a pretty common dad joke no?

Peeing yourself? Uhh, we need to talk about your dad.

where did he come from where did he go

Where did he come from, Cotton-Eye Joe!

You are now “Royale w/Cheese”

Bravo Vince.

Pablo Walter Escobar White

Emilo Heisenberg

Pablito waltito escobarito white

Pablito waltoto escobarito whiteito

Steven

Universe

Ah hewnah

But thanks for the effort

Stone

Stevenson

The name's Sevastian. Why yes, it is with a v since it's actually the old version of the name.

Sevastian>Sevas(kind of hey in Central europe)+tian> HeyTian> Heyshan> Jeff

Clément A french name

orange

Unironically get called Clementine irl

Cement🥰

Clem

Jordan

You shall Henceforth be known as Little Stinker!

Why so? (Like what made you come up with that)

Whiskey.

Oh

Jordan the country in the Middle East

🇯🇴

Fake (fake jordans)

Walter

Heisenberg

Waltuh put yout dick away

I'm not having sex with you rn waltuh

Meth man

The cook

The old guy from breaking bad

Bailey!

Your name is now Irish Cream.

I’m okay with that! It’s the best creamer for coffee lol

Daniel

Damn Daniel

Danny- Or granny.

Draco

Malfoy

I am known as... Kayden :/

Not okayden

'Kay then...

My last name is freund, which means friend in german so they call me freund but i live in serbia

the friend whose name is friend in German but actually lives in Serbia

Yea

So your new name is пријатељу

Milo

You shall now be known as Surfboard Kim!

Lol why surfboard kim

Day drinking and bad choices.

Love it!! I love surfing

Milocondria (like mitochondria)

Chocolate

Connor (the name of my bf, I can't come up w a nickname😭)

Ratonhnhaké:ton

Sniff.

The android sent by CyberLife

Cocknor

Mohammed

Ali

Anshine

Assshine

real

Let everyone know that Anshine here by goes by the name Scooby-Doo the destroyer!

SCOOBY-DOO THE DESTROYER 💀💀🦠

Rocélio

Your new NAME IS NOW CRAZY COW!

Remy

Remington Model 700

Noah

Bro don't need a nickname😭

Ark

I'm Arianna

Grande

Arizona

Riley(Boy)

Ridley (dat monster from the Metroid series)

Jacob

Jake from State Farm

let's try this goofy ass name azzam

Shazam

im fay

gay

Sid

the science kid

The fact that I'm a science nerd makes this kinda accurate ngl

Adolf

... successful artist 👍

Architect of accomodating people in well-design tiny homes.

Kanye

Mark

Zuckerberg

Marketplace

iplier

I will not

Elä saatana

Willn't

Nice try fbi

Yeah okay percy jackson

I love how a decade of "web safety" in schools has basically done nothing.

It's frustrating. Facebook normalized publishing under real names, and we also got a generation of people (plus the whole industry) that cannot differentiate between what is private and public.

Emmanuel

A mannual

"Not driving a manual.. it's Emmanuel."

Aidan

Michael. Only nickname I have is from my brother who calls me Mike Jones all the time

Jackson

Dylan

Dayan (a witch)

Roan

Valentin (I promise Valentine’s Day is the worst day of the year for me)

tin-tin there was a movie with trains, and the mc's name was tin-tin. I can't remember the movie's name.

rayane

Rain

Thomas.

the choo choo train

Choochoo mother fucker

Hannah

Montanos

Fine, I’m Bryan

Griffin

Oren

Oreo

Bartholomew

I'm just gonna do how it's said in english. Nicholas.

Sticki Nicki Ricki Micki Wicki Di-

Alberto

Kale. That's my name.

Cabbage

Roan

[удалено]

Warm

Larry

[Larry the Lobster](https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Larry_the_Lobster)

jai

Tasha, get creative.

Trash bin— JKJK

Ashish

Isa

Is a me Mario

emily 😔

Emygh-leigh /s r/NameNerdCirclejerk

Lisa, please be kind...

Koen

Evin

My preferred name is Apollo