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Intelligence_69

Just say "bro shut up I'm trying to sleep"


jsmsmsmsms

lmfao i literally said that but worded it differently


BOSSATRON26

Throw a brick at her?


Pedro_Gonzales

I think itd work on the short term, on the long term it might cause medical issues. Getting hit by a brick 14 days in a row cant be that healthy


A_litteral_potato2

LOL


DarkTheorist

Randomly get up to use the bathroom but ignore whatever they're doing, you will probably witness the most panicked sibling of your existence. Did this to my brother once, breakfast the next morning was my smug face and his sleep-deprived expression.


A_litteral_potato2

She didn’t even notice when I tried this


DarkTheorist

What dedication...


A_litteral_potato2

Yeah


TheRaptorMovies

seriously though, impressive, I'm jealous. Any noise gets me distracted and I panic, even if it's a bird outside.


memelordthethird333

fucking hell man, she is a woman of commitment and sheer fucking will


genuinecat88

>she is a woman of commitment facts


Th3Fel0n

cummitment*


my-alt-is-for-memes

next time try to “accidentally” kick something or run into something that will make a loud noise, maybe even cuss a bit, that might be more likely to get her attention without letting her know you know


odin391

Nah just scream at the top of your lungs after lightly grazing something.


Th3Fel0n

"AH SHIT FUCK GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT I HIT MYSELF ON MY FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMN FUCKING PANTS"


_1_4

Turn on the light


OSSlayer2153

Can you tell us more about - 1/4?


_1_4

My last account was found, so I abandoned it. I took the first 4 character username that wasn't taken yet, then made a dark mode friendly pfp as a joke. Nothing more to it.


A_litteral_potato2

No


Kiki-Lix

That would work probably tho


Adept-Mulberry-2913

It would, but at the cost of her getting totally humiliated. Getting up for a quick stretch or walking to the bathroom wouldn’t say “hey I know you’re masturbating”, unlike turning on the lights when their parents are in the room.


ConnorIsABeast

read the post they are in a different room to their parents


Brownish-Yellow

I once heard my brother. He wasn’t moaning or anything, but I heard obvious blanket shuffles. I was like,” Must be an itchy mosquito bite “ and he suddenly got quiet.


A_litteral_potato2

It’s over now


Dume-99

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z09ezfIQ\_o


sparkling_abyss21

This evening's risky click


fizzy_the_dragon

how long did it take?


A_litteral_potato2

Too long


Jamiethebroski

Bro I’m so fucking sorry for you


Midnightfear1

Who's sorry and why are you fucking her?


slighthope69

his cat maybe


genuinecat88

> you will probably witness the most panicked sibling of your existence. this was funny ahahaha


Chadicus85

cough loudly


A_litteral_potato2

I’ve already tried to make noise and she didnt hear anything


Kroke-a-dile

it wasnt loud enough then. You should just be like "Hey im hungry. Wanna go get a snack?" if that happens again lol


Iamyes_ok

>Hey im hungry. Wanna go get a snack. You had so many ways to word that...


ColdIron27

I feel like that may have... other implications


Kroke-a-dile

nononononno, incest bad


bread_enjoyer75

VERY BAD


BYS39

Dude please no


yougoddangfool

oh no


_ttoxic_

just say i need to go pee


[deleted]

[удалено]


Alunter_

that’s why i love reddit


NandMS

This child is 13, I am terrified for my and their future


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

They're probably older. I rarely change my user flair, and had to adjust mine a few times in the past because it was incorrect. Or, they're just lying.


jabjab_stabstab

How'd you even get it, how'd I put it on


R2D2_Skywalker

If youre on mobile go to the r/teenagers home page there'll be three dots in the top right, click on them and got 'change user flair' and pick your age


Marcell_Sz

Tbh i was like that at 13, and i think im just fine


PM_BEANS_

I'm actually 13 I've been using Reddit for 3 years. Help


vladutzu27

I used it for almost two


Grass_Onions

Boohoo, people are unpure


preztelbreak

One of the 2omly good answers


Woke_Stroke

You need to tell her to be quiet. Yes it'll be awkward, but she shouldn't be doing that so close to family, that's just wrong.


immortaltiger26

So honest question here do your siblings and other family members not know that you masturbate because all of mine do and I know they do. Its super obvious if someone masturbates i mean no ones actually brought it up and told me they knew but I can tell they know.


JibJib25

I think most people know if they do, but to be in the same room doing it, especially loud enough that clearly could wake someone... that's messed up.


oldestyoungman1

Just tell her to shut up bro


A_litteral_potato2

But like I said I don’t want it to really awkward


Baspooka

Who do you think the awkwardness is going to go to? The person masturbating above their sibling or the sibling already in an awkward situation trying to sleep? You just gotta rip the bandaid off, man


iFMezmurr

just tell her to shut up, then pretend to fall back asleep seconds after. she’ll think you said it while you were half-asleep


Mr_duby_meme

Or you could scream and scare her half to death


Safe_Bison_4598

That's the way to go


Flame66624

I want to upvote but I cant


Tk232_fortnite_MC

This sounds like a brilliant plan.


cheeseladder

We’re trying to get her to stop not poop herself


Greenbay7115

Yeah, this and kinda mumble the "shut up".


Le-Tree

This is the best solution


Tac0caT65

i once told my sisters to shut up cause i was trying to masturbate


A_litteral_potato2

Absolute legend


Lion_316

a true chad doesnt master bait with noise around him


EnterOriginalUser

Just cough or get some water without looking at her Edit: Or don't get water, depends where you are


Spirite177

cough really loudly for a long period like enough so that she realises you are awake


sparklestorm123

she is your sister. you have the right.


Tracexn

If you act normal and chill about it i don’t think it will be awkward. My parents are really just straight up with me and it really helped normalize sex and all that other stuff. They just busted in my room one day, threw me a pack of condoms, showed me how to put them on and saluted me. They did this type of thing for everything that would be touchy to talk about or see. If you act normal about these sort of things you can avoid any future issues. Just be straight up so she knows it’s not a big deal and she shouldn’t be ashamed by it.


florentinomain00f

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL\~\~\~\~\~


leafytr3

The obviously answer is ask "Do you need a hand with that?"


SebOnReddit1

And then pretend you're on the phone with someone You: "You need a hand with that?" Her: *Post cardiac arrest silence You: "Well shit bro when I'm back from my vacation I'll come over and help you out"


CarioCards

okay. you win. everyone tried. but you win.


RedAngryCloud

Ask her if she can be a bit quieter. It should only be awkward for her since she’s the one being fuckin weird here.


David_8J

50% of the comments are jokes advising him to help lol


JohnnyH2000

haha jk jk unless… 😳


A_litteral_potato2

Yep


RajanyaDaslol

wait...


Palmer_Harry666

Sweet home Alabama


Cdubz123

Quietly ask her “You having fun”


MEMES_FO_LIFE

LMAOO


Midnightfear1

This is the way


gamebossje_

BEST COMMENT


OurSaviorWaluigi

Masturbate back, louder


A_litteral_potato2

Tempting but no


pikabot501

Do it


Safe_Bison_4598

Dew it


The-Fake-Mini-Ladd

Well hello there.


Safe_Bison_4598

General kenobi


The-Fake-Mini-Ladd

You are a bold one.


DualDread876

kill him!


TheSquirrleyNut

TEMPTING?!


Goldenfoxy3016

Show dominace!


Greenbay7115

Do it, but louder, to assert dominance.


[deleted]

Threaten to tell mom and dad


A_litteral_potato2

I really don’t wanna get them involved also they’re sleeping


[deleted]

Throw something at her


A_litteral_potato2

That’s actually a really good idea


A_litteral_potato2

Ok so she just said “can you not do that, I’m trying to sleep” 😑


[deleted]

Call her a liar and to actually sleep


A_litteral_potato2

I just threw it back at her and now she’s in the bathroom


[deleted]

The mission is complete soldier, get some rest you’ve earned it


A_litteral_potato2

I have a feeling it’s gonna happen again tomorrow though


Round-Zombie8309

assert dominance


CanadianCoffee2020

I’ve done better


EvilAlterBoy

Please expand upon this


The-Apprentice-Autho

Yes, please do


CanadianCoffee2020

So, me and my younger brother were staying over at my grandparents. In the same bed. So long story short when he went to sleep.


r3lsta

Confidently say "stop masturbating and go to sleep". It's more awkward for her than for you Edit: Its as awkward as your parents telling you that while you're doing it. Its not awkward for them in the slightest, but its super embarrassing for you


Logan-U

Would you do that?


YUor_LOrD_ANd_SAviOr

literally no reason to be awkward or embarrassed in the situation, theyre the one who got caught when they were being very obvious.


Logan-U

Yeah I agree now, I don’t have any siblings so I wouldn’t know


OddCondition3

Fart really loudly like rip ur underwear off kind of fart to assert dominance


SandwichAndStuff

try to open the bathroom door, when its locked say I NEED TO PISS BAD panic her and then dont piss at all (if she already done then wait for next time she masterbates in the bathroom)


A_litteral_potato2

I don’t care if, when or where she masterbates I just don’t wanna be kept up all night because of it


TheMisterDuck

moan back


A_litteral_potato2

Yeah no


TheMisterDuck

coward


A_litteral_potato2

👍


Iamyes_ok

Yes


-dude-in-a-hat-

Bruh I wanna make jokes so bad 😭😭😭


A_litteral_potato2

Go ahead


Topiz2000

"Player 2 has joined the game"


Comf0rtableAnxiety

Help her bro


MartinprogrammerBoi

still going on? damn that girl is on a roadtrip she must lift weights or be a sword fighter. Jokes aside it won't be awkward just say can you go to the bathroom please.


A_litteral_potato2

I’m don’t know how she’s still going either TBH.


MartinprogrammerBoi

wat still after one and a half hour????


A_litteral_potato2

Yep. I’m starting to think that she might be a demigod or just not even a human


hamiltrash1232

Or she's just doing it wrong


A_litteral_potato2

That’s the more likely scenario


BuffaloCrocodile

You sure she isn't going through period cramps and is moaning in pain or something? Idk how that works I don't have a sister


WHOZ_Uncle

pretend to wake up to go to the bathroom? drink water? idk


A_litteral_potato2

It’s over now


Camtheboss

If it happens again quietly go up there and help her do it


Wakas_053

You gotta give out a sign that your awake or when everyone is awake just be like” I couldn’t get much sleep I thought There was an earthquake because the bed was very shaken”


FastFrogOnAcid

Fucking hell yes


ThatGayKokichi

Masterbate louder to assert your dominance.


Femveratu

at breakfast make a big deal out of how POORLY you slept and how you kept waking up for some reason, weird sounds. Anyone else hear anything? Look at your sister and ask her too. Good luck


tinky_winky69

I L I K E T H I S I D E A


ZookeepergameFar5709

Offer to help


A_litteral_potato2

Tempting but no


PublicZookeepergame7

t-t-t-tempting meaning it's a thought that crosses your mind?


MollochLP

I require emergeny bonk support. The situation is getting out of hand!


xXGamingPanda_Xx

Your request is acknowledged. Sending back up bonks immediately.


Wheeleekwaezee

Little did you know horny scouts cut your comms


xXGamingPanda_Xx

Do you mean they cut our cumms?


Wheeleekwaezee

Yes thank you for the correction


Potato_Murderer

Viciously masturbate to prove superiority


Zer0Knight9960

Whisper loudly"Can I join you?"


ProTomy

I suggest you to do a double cough if she starts doing it. Maybe, you should write it down on a piece of paper, and put it on her bed. Btw, a while ago, my parents were enjoying the gift of being a couple around 1 am, and out of nothing, my older sister shouts:"Are you serious?" The family were up late that day.


xXNITRONMEXx

Just go up to her and say I kept waking up last night to weird noises did u hear them And hopefully she will be like o fuck and not do it but u may have to directly tell her to stop if it keeps happening ya know


will_i_am100806

I'm surprised she's still going after and hour and a half


A_litteral_potato2

Yep


TheGasMove

start masturbating below her with loud clapping noises


Migsszx

Improvise, adapt, overcome


fiCCe5084

Masturbate with her. Or just scream GOOD MORNIN VIETNAM the moment it hits 12 Edit: or just say "you still up?" once you're tired of it. Just make it as embarrassing as poßible for her.


Zanagh

I’m 100% using the good mornin vietnam if I’m ever in this situation


Throwawaywonder1

Yikes. Tell her to shut up. It’s her fault it’s awkward, what the heck, I would never masturbate anywhere near my family even if I think they are asleep.


Fenrisufur

Need a hand? (Don’t take it seriously)


A_litteral_potato2

It’s over for now


Fenrisufur

Happy days


Bruheihfygccb

Kick the top mattress


preztelbreak

Just join in


OddCondition3

Run


SomethingAndAnything

Pornhub: We'll watch your career with interest!


Safe_Bison_4598

By reading the threads in which OP was explaining what happend exactly i noticed the huge difference between girls and boys while masturbating: boys senses double while masturbating when just hearing a little noise we instantly stop Aparently girls: their perception is a quarter of their normal one


A_litteral_potato2

I think my sister just simply didn’t care


Safe_Bison_4598

That's really weird bro. I may ask how's your relation toyour sister besides that


aes_sedai0110

yeah while im a girl and i don't fucking moan while I do that and neither does anyone else I know. like no offense to op but their sisters kind of an idiot thinking no ones going to hear her


SebOnReddit1

Or..... Here's a plot twist. She is moaning on purpose for some reason we shall not discuss


WhenU_pLace

Incestation


DebroopG09

Those are not moans Those are calls for you to join in......


Balsamic_Vinn

Just forgor about it 💀


CarioCards

he forgor 💀


Bacon260998_

Get up and ask if she wants any help /s


Prevyus

just say "stop beating yo meat man"


The3rdPotato

Next time she does that get up in the middle of it, don't pay attention to her, and go get some water, but don't make it not obvious that you're up. Or you could just plug in headphones or earbuds and watch YouTube or listen to music


i-believed

Bonk


A_litteral_potato2

I would do that for the joke but I have nothing to bonk with


AreYouApprochingMe

Make it pvp


coilovercat

just whisper "Here, I'll race you"


toolazytoimpress

Is it still going on? If so just straight up snore poud af to get her to stop


A_litteral_potato2

If I snore she’ll still think I’m asleep LOL


toolazytoimpress

Kick the bed really hard


glovdude

Plot twist thats the demon hunting the hotel


No_Vegetable_4199

Join in to assert dominance


-Outernot-

AN HOUR AND A HALF??


[deleted]

What are you doing step sis??!!


Codebreaker10101

What I’d do in this situation: AYE MATE QUIT CHA MOANING AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP! *proceeds to slam fist into wall 3 times to assert dominance*


Njadmessi11YT

Help her out


GreatSuprise69

kick her ass


KhaEvolvedWasTaken

Its ok dude. You're a hentai protagonist now.