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errantgrammar

But Marie Antoinette had more heads than any of them.


SavingsNewspaper2

She was the Hydra?


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usev25

I wish I didn't Google this


wizward64

Oh, you once-innocent soul


sugaree11

Damnit, I couldn't resist after your comment. Reddit always sets me up like this


HopermanTheManOfFeel

An ahegao-faced Marie Antoinette with a human-sized sausage-dick is now burned into my brain, thanks 🤢


Plsdontreadthis

"Let them eat cream pie"


Phil_Likes_Bread

i’m sure she gave more head than she had.


errantgrammar

You know what they say about head. "It's all about the give and take."


ExistingRanger311

She had a lot of cake to eat


errantgrammar

You know what they say... "You can't have your cake and not have a spare head to eat it with..." or something. Oh, wait... "Two heads are better than one." My mistake.


waltjrimmer

> While the phrase is commonly attributed to Marie Antoinette, there are references to it prior to the French Revolution, meaning that it is impossible for the quote to have originated from Antoinette, and it is unlikely it was ever spoken by her. [Wiki link. If you want to know more, it links to two viewable sources in the article.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake)


ExistingRanger311

you just had to be that person didn’t ya?


waltjrimmer

If I could be someone else, I would be. It's pretty miserable to be me.


Bunsed

It is clearly superior. It is how I build my websites: Headless.


SSopuS

I mean, it's certainly true for one French king. All the others got to keep their heads when they died.


Necessary-Outcome

Well, not quite technically true. Henri IV lost his, post mortum. https://www.myfrenchlife.org/2013/04/02/the-lost-head-of-beloved-french-king-henri-iv/


AceBalistic

Forgot which one, but I remember hearing that one French king died from decapitation when he rode his horse through a doorway


JustinianImp

Technically not true. One, not “many”.


MagicRabbit1985

Yes, I was looking into it and I can't find anyone beside Louis XVI that was beheaded.


LoneStarFan79

Yeah, it doesn’t belong here. Funny joke though and I honestly wouldn’t have known it wasn’t true.


Rifneno

Nancy Reagan: French monarchs: Amateur.


servical

Technically not the truth.


RobinKaas

Not to be that guy, but it was only Louis XVI, so technically not “many”.


Past_Ad_6860

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Redoct878

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LobstaFermidor

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pinguluk

[[removed]](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


potatoman9595

I was sceptical about whether to click it or not but it was worth it.


Meddling_Pickles

It's me!! Thank you!


catnimo

You've made a legendary post my friend, it should be me thanking you!!


Magos_Kaiser

This is funny, but one King doesn’t really constitute “many.”


MurdoMaclachlan

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MagicRabbit1985

What kind of prick downvotes that? Thank you for helping!


WritingDumbo

Good human (:


pigeonherd

Clever


McEnderlan

And incorrect


Palimon

It's not many it's like literally just 1: Louis XVI.


EyeElectrical7567

who didn't?


YIKESVIDEOGAMES

all of them except one


Dodgy-Boi

Some really clever teenager :) u/Meddling_Pickles you’ve done a great joke.


McEnderlan

Pretty bad, since only one and not many


FireFlavour

They had their heads meme removed


lloydhewison8

it was only louis XVI


rbankole

*Removed


WeAreTheD3ad

Clever.


banditheeler20

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Old_Safety1952

took me a sec


ARNAV-29

Intresting...


davi22366

Rollin' rollin' rollin'


vsvv252

Maybe we remember them because they were the last to cut kings and queens head . Who said ,it was a good exemple !!


F_da_memeboi

Ok now I get it


EstablishmentSad8911

r/sixtysecondsinafrica


purplehazex45

No that's fucking hilarious.


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