T O P

So I said this after a formal dance Class I took with a friend. I was so cringe.

So I said this after a formal dance Class I took with a friend. I was so cringe.

_Argonite_

At least you're self aware now. Some people never learn


[deleted]

Yup that's what's important


AkibaSok

At the same time, I wish I never became self aware :(


_Argonite_

True, ignorance is bliss


Revolutionary-Yam185

Yup. Now I’m my own worst critic. Seems like un self aware people live in ignorant bliss and it doesn’t seem too bad.


neotemy

bro lmao


chunkyywomann

We all have been down bad


LegitimatePear7627

down tremendous


Silverwolffe

I'm still down bad for my ex 🙃


ilongforyesterday

I’m down bad for your ex too


LegitimatePear7627

im down on his ex


ilongforyesterday

Ex gonna give it to ya 🎶


witherkila

Fuck waiting’ for you to get it on yo own, X gon’ deliver to ya


ilongforyesterday

Ex


DirtoXX

Rip DM-Ex :/


ilongforyesterday

:(


Silverwolffe

Don't blame ya, she was perfect


ilongforyesterday

You’re perfect you beautiful mustachioed bastard


chunkyywomann

That’s ok


PrisonChickenWing

I've been down so bad before that it's almost unbelievable. Maybe one day I'll post some of that stuff here. But it's quite amazing the depths us guys have to pull ourselves out from sometimes lol


chunkyywomann

High school 😳😭


Shubashima

It could be worse, at least you got your feelings out.


BeyHacks

You see, I didn’t show the next message she sent me.


xX_Dwirpy_Xx

what did it say


BeyHacks

She sent me an invite to play 8ball pool with game pigeon, then she won with 3 turns


JuiceZee

You shoulda had that in screenshot that’s hilarious


BeyHacks

It didn’t fit


JuiceZee

Split it into two parts or just have some of text cut off and repost this somewhere lol that’s good content


BeyHacks

I’m so dumb


finalboss35

This is why you couldn’t get her


michiococku

Savagery.


Smack_Of_Ham7

And OP’s replies stop here


DEADRXVEN

lmfao


LegitimatePear7627

💀💀💀


TheVintageMeme

Seriously though, you should do that. The post would be 10x funnier if you did.


homosexualmother

most likely because they are lying. if that had actually happened they would've posted it too


chiggin_nuggets

If you beat her in pool she would've fallen for you man, it was a minigame


ilongforyesterday

You’re not dumb


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LegitimatePear7627

god your a dick


BeyHacks

Just shut up. It was 2 years ago. At least I’m self aware when I was cringe. Most people arent


scrotumhand

Android lets you take a screenshot as you scroll down the page. Does Apple not allow you to do the same thing?


Avarast

Only certain Android OEMs have implemented that feature with varying degrees of success. Android 12 is adding it properly to all phones.


Comfortable_Drive793

The Samsung to AOSP feature pipeline.


LotusLizz

It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to learn this. I'm sure there are still others out there who don't know.


Chance-Promise3874

YOU NEED TO ADD THAT IN


Thritzer

show me or it didnt happen bro


BulbasaurArmy

Seriously, that could be the highest post of all time on /r/ComedyHeaven


carter2642

Bro..


you-andi

You know that's not true man, we've all seen that meme. If its true post it.


pterofactyl

I kinda disagree. Sure letting feelings be known is cathartic but the way they were expressed put unneeded pressure on the girl. It’s all well and good to tell people how you feel, but the method chosen wasn’t the best. Movies have romanticised the idea of expressing our unrequited love for people


RandomRedditIdiot

We do not speak of 2019 OP, that stays behind shut doors, an ancient evil that must not reemerge


SevenCroutons

2019 was the last half-decent year of my existence what're you talking about?


SnooSuggestions4964

You guys remember what happened in 2019?


Khalexus

Honestly I really don't. We had some really awful bushfires at the end of 2019 going into 2020 in Australia. But other than that I don't recall 2019 being so bad. It's entirely possible I've forgotten thanks to both 2020 and 2021 being total write-offs. What have I forgotten?


1251isthetimethati

End of 2019 was when my life went downhill Since then I dont know wtf is going on anymore


Hyper_Blade123

I got a brand new bike at the end of 2019 for some long road trips, cue 2020 with stoopid COVID. It is still sitting there brand new.


SevenCroutons

On the bright side you can sell the bike for double right now if you wanted to


Fuba301

I think we should lock 2020 behind shut doors. Even better, let's forget everything before 2020 and begin anew


KermitingSuicidee

I like ur avatar


RandomRedditIdiot

Thanks :)


windsinger89

*Image Transcription: Text Messages* --- >**OP**: When do you want think I started to like you because the answer may surprise you >**OP**: Why do I live >**OP**: Because after that waltz I had realized how much I love you >**OP**: I love you >**OP**: Ok there has never been someone else but you sense kindergarten I've been holding all of this >**OP**: I dreamed of dancing with you forever >**OP**: I feel so much better now that I've taken that off my back --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


LOVERB0Y710

Good hooman


RKgame3

bravo umano


bhosadiwalechacha

Achha manushya.


Lukoman1

Buen humano


LegitimatePear7627

guter Mensch


Additional_Today_291

乖人类


mandiexile

Are y’all still friends?


BeyHacks

I haven’t really talked to her sense the pandemic.


J-Guerrero

For the love of god it’s “since”


UniquelyIndistinct

I can sense it, though.


FyveDollaFtLong

English might not be their first language, cmon


kuba5028

Then why are the texts in English?


MentallyPsycho

because maybe she speaks english and not ops native language?


Rubiego

But OP likes her since kindergarten?


FabulousComment

sense* kindergarten


20yowithnolife

They could also be dyslexic, or they could just be bad at spelling. Why dunk on OP for something that’s not a big deal?


BeyHacks

Thanks, I have some of the Worst spelling ever known.


Zenguy10

Are you dyslexic?


20yowithnolife

Does it matter?


Xanduxer

If being dyslexic or even a typo, they wouldn't do the same same error so often. I should know. Dyslexia is not being dumb and not knowing correct spelling of a word, it is missing letters from words or misplacing them (i.e not being able to spot a typo for instace). Being a dyslexic myself, this is a load of bull and they just have been using that word because thats how kids talk now days (not like being 25yo is old but atleast I want part of deteriorating language trend), they use wrong words because they go by how they sound like "then/than" cases or in worst cases "bone apple tea".


20yowithnolife

But regardless of whether the OP is or isn’t dyslexic, why be so hostile towards them for spelling a word wrong? It’s possible to just correct them nicely and move on


Nojus1221

Not mine either c'mon*


Xanduxer

Doesn't matter at all. And even native speakers use wrong words "than/then" "should have/should of" "since/sense". Im not a native speaker either and I have had to learn this language unorganically in school. So it pisses me off when people defend "it might not be their native language"... so what, errors are errors. You don't defend people making traffic errors with "well in their country getting a license is just one low bar test away. You can't expect them to know the rules". Oh, Yes I fucking can, its dangerous. Okay rant over, thanks for coming to my Ted talk, you guys.


meinheinz

How the fuck is spelling one word wrong even equal to a traffic error?? God you lot are pathetic.


PizzaVacuum

Yeah, it wasn’t a typo apparently. Not like OP can’t learn new things though. Being self aware and everything.


shadeyg56

based off the screenshot, they obviously aren’t a native English speaker. No sense in being rude about it. Did you forget that there are other languages besides English?


GhostCheese

Weeeeeelllll my step sister and her daughter look like this in writing and English is her first and only language.


StashAjay

Why was this downvoted?


Itsallover_

"I feel so much better now that I've taken that off my back" Do you?


AxP3

DO YOU?


LegitimatePear7627

*DO YOU!?*


used2011vwjetta

#DO YOU???


Putrid_Examination69

Why would you text this


BeyHacks

I was Very stupid. I know better Now not to be so downbad


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CrunchyWolf

Keep up gramps. It’s the latest slang. The internet has sped up the slang pipeline by like 4x


pterofactyl

That’s normal slang, is it not?


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GhostCheese

That was pre-pandemic I'm sure you're social skills have leveled up since then..................


DementedWarrior_

I sucked in air and said “shit” audibly


Astronaut_Chicken

I made a face and said "oooooooouuu. No."


EddieOfDoom

I feel your pain dude. I sent some homemade poetry to my first crush over New Years when I was 13, telling her I loved her. It went exactly as you can imagine


Kelovix

Feed her poetry


BeyHacks

Yummy poetry.


Tarmi_nolife

The first waltz with my crush changed me. I'm proud you admitted that to them.


PrawnCocktailWotsits

Big oof, but at least you are aware. I have a lot of rejection sensitivity and have sent some pretty cringe inducing messages when I felt rejected /ignored. So long as you learn from it, it's not the worst thing in the world.


ArcaneKeeper

Brooo if i started posting every cringey vomit inducing text i've sent i'd fill this sub. Props for being self aware and posting this!


bw4393

lol did you learn how to spell since then?


BeyHacks

Just a little bit. I still suck at spelling, but I’m getting better


Veroblade

It's good that you realize the cringe. Took me a while to realize the cringe I was dishing out when I was younger


slumlivin

I've had many emails and text messages like this that I'm grateful have been deleted. Bravo for sharing to the world and owning it


ecol83

Wow OP admitting to this hearty cringe. Good honest effort lol.


WhackOnWaxOff

"was"


BeyHacks

Yeah, that was 2019, I haven’t cared about her for over a year now


iincognito96

Lol why the down votes reddit is so stupid


Piwx2019

I’m sorry, but is this cringe for the messages or for the misspelling and grammar?


BeyHacks

Yes


Piwx2019

Well played


entrapta_embodied

Holy shit my goodness thats creepy. Try maybe just asking to hang out afterward if u had actually wanted a chance. Poor thing I feel like you need a hug.


pitch_blacck

Creeps dont need hugs lol


Comfortable-Ball-229

not cringe just sad


Death_Has_Humor

Did she ever answer?


lickmyclit6969

Admitting youre pryvious cringiness means youve grown since then


TheDillinger88

I wish I had the ability to describe the level of cringe in this post. It’s definitely over 9,000.


kakalemefurk

If you gonna say someone you love her atleast dont say in text lmao


sleepy-potato

Yikes


knightedarmour

wtf is that spelling. Took me multiple tries to understand what was going on


BeyHacks

Sorry, I have Shitty Grammar


krisyarno

Oof. Had to sit on this for a couple of months and then the pandemic. Unfortunate timing


nono_baddog

F


Nefriti

Ouch


burynicergang

You sound like emo sad cringe


Illusory87

Ah, I've done some cringy stuff too man, don't worry..


StreakMagnet_2205

Don't let this make you sad this is just character development


fuckgoddess

Ngl, had a stroke while reading that first sentence. Got out of the hospital, opened reddit, and had another fucking stroke.


Yummy-Marble

Jesus I got a message like this once. I’ll just say from a girls perspective, possibly one of the biggest turn off ever.


UppercutMcGee

No sweat, at least you got your shit out. Trust, it's much better than worrying about "what if I said something" 10 years down the road when the edible is a little too strong and you start remembering every misstep you've ever taken.


ItsYaboiSkinnyPeeen

Well you know what they say, if you cringe at the things you used to do, you’ve grown as a person.


Alanislegend

Oh buddy


spectra2000_

YIKES


TheNewJack89

If it really made ya feel better fuck it.


Truegamer5

What even is the point of posting something like this? For some karma? Just move on and do better, why subject yourself to such ridicule even if it's anonymous.


BeyHacks

I need to let myself know that I’m self aware of my cringe


DeclanRiceFC

You shouldn’t need to post it here for you to feel that bro


KBrownIVXX

Holy shit, please learn to spell.


BeyHacks

I know. I’ve always sucked. When I was in the 6th grade spelling bee, I got out first on the word Drool


InterestingBudget997

Pathetic


drumwithoutbeat

..did they ever reply? Also don’t hate yourself for putting yourself out there, you were very brave.


rorschach_vest

Why do we glorify doing stupid stuff like this by saying it’s “brave”? Driving a motorcycle without a helmet is brave. It’s also irredeemably stupid. Same with texting stuff like this.


drumwithoutbeat

He just put himself out there and it takes a lot of guts to do something like that, obviously the approach is wrong but I don’t see why he should hate himself for it.


rorschach_vest

“Putting yourself out there” is not innately virtuous. How you go about it determines that. Having these weird, cringey things foisted on you is really uncomfortable for the recipient. I don’t think OP should “hate himself” but he’s right to label it as cringey and has an opportunity to grow as a result. Telling him it’s actually good is counterproductive. He’s on the right track.


Darkmaster85845

Spot on.


drumwithoutbeat

It is cringe, but I’m saying it took guts to put yourself out there. So while the approach was wrong I think it’s important to find positive in the negative, that he did make his feels known and express his feelings, even if it has been gone about in a really bad way.


rorschach_vest

I’m saying keeping his feelings to himself unless there was a better way to express them would have been entirely superior. Lots of bad things take guts. And when you do them, it sucks all around, you don’t get partial credit for it taking “guts”. Bravely doing things you shouldn’t is worse than nothing and you get no praise for them.


drumwithoutbeat

I don’t think he shouldn’t have done it, I think it was done incorrectly but telling someone how you feel about them isn’t an inherently bad thing. Doing it like this obviously is, but it’s important to express how you feel.


pterofactyl

It’s more brave to deal with these feelings internally instead of hoisting them onto an unsuspecting “friend”.


drumwithoutbeat

I don’t think that’s true, expressing yourself is important. Just because he went about it the completely wrong way doesn’t mean that he should never tell anyone how he feels ever again. Just brush yourself off and use it as a lesson in tact and social awareness.


pterofactyl

Yea it’s important to express ourselves but the method is important. When we feel anger we may feel best if we punch a hole through the wall, do we do what the feeling dictates?


drumwithoutbeat

This is literally exactly what I’m saying, the expression was brave the execution was idiotic. I’m not sure what’s confusing you.


pterofactyl

I’m not saying it didn’t take guts, I’m just saying it’s not to be praised in this situation. Also there’s been a lot of studies that have shown “catharsis therapy” isn’t always useful and perhaps detrimental. The act of expressing our emotions in itself is not really to be praised if we are not doing the work to understand where they come from.


subtleonion17

Get help


BeyHacks

Wow, this was almost 2 years ago. Calm down


subtleonion17

I can’t imagine any one I know doing some shit like this lol 2 years or not. And anyway you’re the one reposting it on here for attention


BeyHacks

I didn’t repost it, this is the first time I’ve posted something like this. Maybe, she could have posted something. But it wasn’t me


NubCateeg0ria

Chill


subtleonion17

Who says shit like that? People that aren’t stable


printers_of_colors

holy fuck OP you remind me so much of myself, also confessed to a child-hood friend at a similar age at a school dance. in a different way but still. after that she was understandably avoidant of me lmao. so I empathize


unbitious

Aw child, this is so sweet! I guarantee if the feelings aren't mutual you at least stoked their ego.


Itsyamatey

Take a writing class, and then take it seriously.


drleeisinsurgery

This isn't cringe. Feelings were confessed, just not reciprocated. It's happened to all of us.


MentallyPsycho

Dramatic, but eh. Some chick will love that someday.


rorschach_vest

(X) Doubt


reezeldeezel

Yikes you are a creep


Dgdnmc99

Youch


TheBlueSoldier7

So you just thought “oh boy I’m gonna post this on reddit”


BeyHacks

This was 2 years ago. I’m trying to be self aware


memeoi

How old are you / were you? 😂??


BeardedBradford

At least you shot your shot man. That’s more than many can say.


LittleBigMidget

Were you drunk when you wrote this?


spokerboi

It’s ok man, Welcome to the life of a redditor


HashPat1

yup, cringe 😬


Poseidon-2014

I did this once. In person. I still think about it and writhe.


moistcr1tical

I must know, what was sent Oct 10th. And it's great that you realize it.


ogkush__420_

Did they ever talk to you again after that?


Iamaredditlady

My God… those young days when EVERYTHING was so dramatic


Dreggmcmuffun

Bro so sad


GandalfSwagOff

Its really not that bad. You didn't say anything weird or creepy you just said what you were feeling. I've seen much, much worse.


uhhsamurai

Bro was down bad in 2019


TheWeirdLlama-101

you really wrote a whole shakespeare poem.


ThiccThotThanos

It’s alright, we’ve all been weird at some point. I remember over a summer I was acting pretty creepy and I couldn’t regret it more.


Chance-Promise3874

Aww this is precious in its own way. They could have sent even a smile lol back -damn ice cold