Uhhhh what’s up??🥴
By - HeyDune
level 35 penis growth
Someone needs to tell Mikey that if he wears a vibrating butt-plug for 30 minutes each day . . it will stimulate his prostate to release more HGH and it will cause his dick to grow at least one centimeter per session . .. something like that . . .. and then ... if he complies . . the story-line will progress towards a cliffhanger we have all been waiting for . . .
can someone ask him how he plans to do that?
His counter guy at the bodega has been advising him on such matters every step of the way.
The deli guy has him on a carefully tailored regimen of dick pills from the Bodega counter that sit in between the 5 hour energy shots and the lotto barcode scanner.
Oh boy that was a journey
His freakish balls, maybe
so there’s this thing called whatchamacallit… uhhh cap.
If mike thinks he’s packing 6.5 his balls would easily be 14