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Uhhhh what’s up??🥴

Uhhhh what’s up??🥴

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level 35 penis growth


barrydix69

Someone needs to tell Mikey that if he wears a vibrating butt-plug for 30 minutes each day . . it will stimulate his prostate to release more HGH and it will cause his dick to grow at least one centimeter per session . .. something like that . . .. and then ... if he complies . . the story-line will progress towards a cliffhanger we have all been waiting for . . .


flatearthantifascist

can someone ask him how he plans to do that?


Latz31

His counter guy at the bodega has been advising him on such matters every step of the way. The deli guy has him on a carefully tailored regimen of dick pills from the Bodega counter that sit in between the 5 hour energy shots and the lotto barcode scanner.


tacopeople

/r/jelqing


HeyDune

Oh boy that was a journey


Jacobbles

His freakish balls, maybe


majorBotHead

LMFAO


benchpress4what

so there’s this thing called whatchamacallit… uhhh cap.


heresmyusername

If mike thinks he’s packing 6.5 his balls would easily be 14