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That 2020s will be a really confusing chapter in history books..
And we are only at the beginning...
I’m just dreading what’s waiting for humanity a decade down the road
End anthropocene mass extinction.
/ you're soaking in it.
But Madge, is it mild?
We're saving humanity. You didn't get the memo? We're going to mars. Elon Musk and Jeff Bezo are leading us all there
Makes me wonder how a Mars colony would survive without a functioning society on Earth. Also, I think people would go nuts without nature.
From my understanding even when it was fully established and able to sustain itself with the basics for a society, food, water shelter etc, it would still require earth to provide complex metals and high levels of production for things like generators, computer chips and other complex electronic devices. Unlike earth though, these things will be required to survive on Mars.
So basically if there was no functioning society on Earth they could not survive.
It wouldn’t survive.
You’re not going there for fun. You’re going as slaves. There’s no regulations on mars
Right! I love daddy Elon and his funny relatable memes. He’s so down to earth and is really just like the rest of us.
i bet it won’t be long before he has tee shirts made that say “I’m not down to earth, I’m down to mars”.
Climate crisis and mass extinction. Point.
or close to an end
Once Harambe died, shit got real weird.
It started when a weasel fucked with the Large Hadron Collider. It sent us spiraling into this timeline
Of course it is the fault of CERN...
El Psy Kongroo!
The world ended then. Aliens were watching and sensed our impending doom. They Immediately downloaded our consciousness and uploaded it to a simulation that continued running. Only they got some things slightly off as the sim was still in beta testing. They’ve been trying to fix things while it’s running. That’s what we’re experiencing now.
The weasel said that the collider consented.
Yup. This is fact.
2016... its like we dropped in the communities darkest timeline full of memes and despair
Memes and Despair. That's a good name for the chapter about this period in a history book
It really is.
It’s basically the dark dank ages.
The [richest person in the world](https://www.forbes.com/billionaires/) recently tweeted about taking over one of the largest and most influential platforms for speech with a weed joke ($54.20 per share), and that platform is at once one of the most insane places on Earth and also got rid of the still sitting President of the United States for being too low for their standards. That person is at once very orange and fairly likely to become president again.
If the past few years haven't convinced you that we are, in fact, in the Matrix and the AI's in charge have just said "Fuck trying to deceive them, let's see how crazy we can make shit get before they all snap", I don't know what will.
Memetrix the Retardation
I think it's divine retribution because we never found Kony.
AKA Elizabeth Kony Barrett
(Have YOU ever seen them in the same place?)
In Africa every 60 seconds a minute passes.
Together, we can stop this.
Future high school students:
“Now open your books to Chapter 10: Harambe’s death and it’s consequences”
"...And then Big Z dabbed on the Ruskies"
This really was the beginning of the end.. wow
I fully believe that sometime in between 2012 and Harambe dying, the multiverse just sort of collapsed in on itself and we're now experiencing all the weird/bad shit that was never meant to happen.
Meanwhile earth 314 is just chilling, having somehow solved climate change after all the multi-billion dollar companies suddenly started paying their taxes, and the governments didn't just invest that money into the millitary.
Did the world really end in 2012?
I read yesterday CERN is getting ready to restart the Large Hadron Collider
Maybe we'll forget all this ever happened
Did they check for weasels this time? I mean *really check*?
They are like "oh god oh fuck we need to reverse this shit"
That's horrifying to think that in another timeline, I'm still married to a POS. Pretty sure I'm divorced in all time lines.
If everything lately is just random crap dreamed up by a dying brain, that would explain a lot.
You’re gonna need a chapter for every damn day from 2016 to present day. And there’ll be at least 100 different versions of each day :/
I can hear this tie-fighter turning in my head and it worries me deeply…I need help.
I think about this often! How will it all be written in 100 years? So interesting to speculate.
Edit: How did this turn into a Trump thing?
historians gonna start writing about it in the 2030s
like trump is in the new textbook my school got for American studies
He’s lived so many different lives
How do you even go from this into becoming a president?
He was incredibly popular and seen as one of the people, a break after the shit-show of Yanukovych. Lots of Ukrainian’s (that I’ve known) kinda thought he was a joke president but dudes definitely earned his stripes, even before the war however that has def helped solidify his popularity.
He might not have been an effective peace-time president, but when push came to shove, he stepped up to the plate.
Hes never been a peace time president. Ukraine has been at war with LPR and DPR since 2014
there is no LPR nor DPR, there are temporarily occupied by russia teritories of Luhansk and Donetsk oblast' and Crimea.
You're goddam right
Well, as a ukrainian, I can tell you this was a part of it. He had this \[political\] comedy show, "95's Block", which was insanely popular especially among the older residents. So when he ran for President, people voted for him over Poroshenko, the guy who wasn't able to stop the war in Donbas during his presidency. And before that the president was Yanukovich, who was literally chased out of the country by mass protests and lots of blood.
I voted against Zelensky considering a comedian far from politics, but after 24th of February he has risen a lot in my eyes
He played a president on TV and that gave him the qualifications to play president in real life. This isn't far off from how things happen in the US.
We now know how he can dodge bullets
Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
You like dags?
Stop that dog from dribbling on my seats.
Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
Well, I'm at the wheel, so it's my car. So stop that dog from dribbling on my seats.
I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm hard" Bruce Lee. ... if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not.
Tommy why is there a gun in your trousers?
's for protection!
Protection from what? Ze Germans?
You could park a jumbo fucking jet in 'here.
I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?
need to take a shieeet!
Shieeet!!! is more Clay Davis from the wire.
Shite! Is the one you're looking for.
Yeah I like dags. I like caravans better.
Why wood ai want a vaken caravan with no weels?
What's wrong with this caravan?
Oh nothing Tommy, it's tip top.
Dags ?!... hwa?
Ooh DOGS.... yeah dogs i like DOGS!
I focking heet pickys!!!
If we win, let's say you buy me mum a new caravan, and get us a pair of them neat little shoes.
She’s kinda partial to periwinkle blue
Boris the sneaky fukin russian
I shoot you tony you go down!
WHY WONT YOU GO DOWN!!!
Well come on Tommy, before Ze Germans get here.
When his country needed a dancer, he danced.
When his country needed a leader, he led.
And now his country needs him to fight and so he did...
When his country needed his penis to play the piano...
Because *that's* what heroes do.
This makes me so sad. Happier times.
I hope he gets to dance like this at the end of the war.
On Putin's grave.
On Putin's face.
Which will be in a grave
with his wiener out in full dance mode taking a literal piss on putins grave
How often do you think about his weiner?
tbh, it just popped into my head
Way more than I should.
My therapist said it’s still a healthy amount for now.
How much does your therapist think about his dick ?
With a piano to play with his dick, while he dances.
Like Alice in wonderland
Just about everyone in this video has had their lives completely changed.
Exactly where my head/heart went seeing this
Some of them could be dead already from this war.
What do you mean? This was him when the new weapons arrived the other day
They’re going through tragedy right now. But they’re going to come out the other side of this with a huge feeling of pride and accomplishment. Dark days followed by a golden age especially if Zelensky can keep on breathing.
Just think of that.
The Ukrainian equivalent of the State of the Union is a little wild. Wish ours was as exciting as this.
I'm not sure if you're American, but as one I can say our political system becomes more and more like a reality TV as time goes on...
Well we did have a reality TV president.
So I can keep hoping to see Biden breakdance one day?
Maybe if you start a gofundme for a hip replacement?
Hes government, ain't no GoFundMe needed for them, dudes got top of the line replacement hips waiting for him
Kinda. If Biden dances, he breaks.
So the man has been absolutely crushing it during his entire life then.
He's such a legend. We could use a president like him.
How did you get footage from the future when ukraine defeats russia
"I get the joke, but even in Russian defeat, the celebration would be somber." - Debbie Downer
Yes and no. Ukraine will celebrate followed by somber moments of rememberance.
Obviously I am pro Ukraine but "Defeat" is the wrong word.
Repel might be more suitable.
Let's not forget that Russia could end all life on earth with the press of a button.
Haha I wonder if putin is pissed that this dude will be remembered as great man and putin will be remembered as a insane criminal manbaby bitch throwing tantrums because he isn't getting everything he wants.
He could've just NOT invaded Ukraine, and we'd all remember him as ["The shirtless president who saves towns from Siberian tigers."](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-putin-tiger-idUSLV19939720080902)
Is that how you think everybody remembered Putin one month ago?
If you count his invasion of crimea in 2014 as part of the Ukrainian invasion then before that he absolutely was known as the shirtless horseback riding toughguy.
I always knew of him as the guy who rigs elections and pisses his pants if he loses an Olympic event. But the shirtless meme is popular.
Probably but I think he doesnt care. There are other remembered as killers and no one cares.
I see your point, but I believe that Putin cares a great deal about his image. I think, in part, that’s behind his invasion of Ukraine. Fueled by his USSR fetish, he wants to cement his legacy as a leader like Stalin. I don’t know if he is aware of the world’s love affair with Zelensky, but I bet it would wound Putin if he knew the way he was perceived. He would laugh it off as only caring what the Russians people think, but I’ve seen him on the stage with other world leaders. His posturing suggests that, like so many other cowards, his fragile image may mean far more to him than we might suspect.
I think he was more afraid of getting Ghaddafied due to all the prospering democratic former Soviet republics next door with their free press, etc...
I think Putin is not overburdened with a great deal of concern about what happens to the world after he's gone.
I don't think that's true. I think he wants to remembered as the guy who stood up to The West and began to restore Russia to its proper place as a premiere power.
He doesn't seem to acknowledge that he'll instead be remembered as the guy who inherited a rising economy and burned it, and drove the former Soviet Republics into the arms of The West. And, 20 years down the line, we may be discussing his reign as the beginning of Russian subservience to China.
Putin believes he is the great man. You can’t argue or change delusion.
A comedian that became president
And putin is a president that became comedian.
Instead of Comedian I would use laughing stock.
Comedian intends he's being funny. While instead we laugh at him.
Putin isn't the comedian, he's the joke.
*aggressively applies more clown face paint*
Clowns aren’t the same as comedians.
And then stayed in a uphill battle for his country for the borderlands
Hopefully again, soon.
A comedian, an actor, a lawyer, and a war hero walk into a bar. Bartender says 'what would you like, Mr. Zelensky, and its on the house.'
Imagine getting your Army annihilated with this guy in charge…
You should see the skit where he plays the piano with his dick.
[Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oua0Puihrkc) for those interested
Thank you so much for this! Best laugh I've had all week
You are most welcome. Have a nice weekend!
# HE PLAYS THE PIANO WITH HIS DICK!
And his pants fit like a glove....
HE DOES WHAT?
They speaks the truth
This is real. It is true. His point and laugh at one of his companions who comes to join him and his friend play the piano, perfect.
I'd rather be fighting with zilinsky than fighting for Putin who hids away in Moscow. That way I wouldn't have to kill civilians and children in a foreign country because of some mid life crisis of an old fart.
He should challenge Putin to a dance off and settle this once and for all
I hope they call it dancing with the tsars.
You can not make this shit up.
Actually you can lol. The plot of his own show "Servant of People" shows a teacher accidently becoming a politician.
In real world, that same dude, as an actor, became the actual fricking president. Nothing more. Nothing less.
You can't get more meta than this, I swear.
The aliens are just fucking with us at this point.
What can he not do?
Give up is what i heard.
Easiest upvote of the day.
[Play the piano using his hands](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oua0Puihrkc)
Damn, this shit is so much better than grabbing women by the pussy
Ukraine elected a comedian while America elected a joke.
Yeah maybe but have you ever, like, tried it? When your a celebrity you can do whatever you want. Sometimes I can’t help myself and just start kissing them.
Wow he’s got the moves like jagger
He won Ukraine Dancing with the Stars.
He was then, too. ^^^it's ^^^in ^^^the ^^^title ^^^of ^^^the ^^^show
"Whose the current president?"
we are obviously living in a matrix
A surprisingly good dancer for a surprisingly good war time leader
This mofo can dance 😂😂 I’m kind of jealous I can’t move like this I’m about to get this taken down before my girlfriend sees this 😂😂
Don’t let her see this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgOSrw9Q8rc
I can’t even walk in heels like that, let alone do what they do
He did a freaking backflip wearing four inch spiked heels. That blows my mind.
I did not plan to watch that, yet, I did. Couldn't understand much except Sambuca and cream.
Still a total badass. Just a different setting now. Hoping he can dance again in happier and peaceful times soon.
Putin wishes he was this fabulous.
I've never seen him happy before, this is wholesome and also incredibly fucking saddening to me.
That man is staying strong but looking utterly broken and sunken right now. Respect! UKRAINE STAY TOUGH!
Still infinitely more respectable than "grab them by the pu***"
Man of the year. No one else comes close.
Damn he got moves
Dude what song is that ?
Hung up by madonna
Future video of him celebrating Russian defeat.
I hope he's able to retain even half of that spark by the time Russia is defeated. War has a nasty habit of hardening people.
if this man gets any cooler it’ll solve global warming
He also has a law degree.
Homie went to law school, got the degree, joined a comedy troop, became a nationally renknown comedic actor, became president, then has become an internationally recognized leader as he directs his country through an invasion.
What a life... and he is only 44.
Can't wait to see this dance on top of Putliers grave
Was that Ukrainian Alex Jones at the end?
Zelensky is the guy in zombie TV shows who used to have an everyday job, but now leads the most badass survivor's camp
Now that’s what a victory dance should look like!
Oh wow, what a shocking event. Apparently a good president is someone who is smart, has a sense of humor, doesn’t take himself too seriously and cares about his people. Who would’ve thought it’s not the old white men in suits with an everlasting fake smile who take themselves seriously but think their citizens are chumps, men who have bought their own groceries about 300 years ago and have lost touch with reality completely.
Once upon a time ? The dude is still dancing, only this time on top of busted Russian tanks.
I believe you pronounced “Ukrainian farm equipment” incorrectly there