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Beelohzekah

That 2020s will be a really confusing chapter in history books..


tacoloco1697

And we are only at the beginning...


nothingeatsyou

I’m just dreading what’s waiting for humanity a decade down the road


RevJTtheBrick

End anthropocene mass extinction. / you're soaking in it.


lettruthout

But Madge, is it mild?


seek-confidence

/r/Collapse


comeherepls

We're saving humanity. You didn't get the memo? We're going to mars. Elon Musk and Jeff Bezo are leading us all there


TheRealZambini

Makes me wonder how a Mars colony would survive without a functioning society on Earth. Also, I think people would go nuts without nature.


Iceedemon888

From my understanding even when it was fully established and able to sustain itself with the basics for a society, food, water shelter etc, it would still require earth to provide complex metals and high levels of production for things like generators, computer chips and other complex electronic devices. Unlike earth though, these things will be required to survive on Mars. So basically if there was no functioning society on Earth they could not survive.


seek-confidence

It wouldn’t survive.


SelectionCareless818

You’re not going there for fun. You’re going as slaves. There’s no regulations on mars


seek-confidence

Right! I love daddy Elon and his funny relatable memes. He’s so down to earth and is really just like the rest of us.


dpforest

i bet it won’t be long before he has tee shirts made that say “I’m not down to earth, I’m down to mars”.


seidenerkimono

Climate crisis and mass extinction. Point.


umren

or close to an end


Paul_The_Builder

Once Harambe died, shit got real weird.


mataoo

It started when a weasel fucked with the Large Hadron Collider. It sent us spiraling into this timeline


TEOn00b

Of course it is the fault of CERN... El Psy Kongroo!


that1prince

The world ended then. Aliens were watching and sensed our impending doom. They Immediately downloaded our consciousness and uploaded it to a simulation that continued running. Only they got some things slightly off as the sim was still in beta testing. They’ve been trying to fix things while it’s running. That’s what we’re experiencing now.


FakeBasketballGod

The weasel said that the collider consented.


Tigaget

Yup. This is fact.


LaimingoLaidoRiteri5

2016... its like we dropped in the communities darkest timeline full of memes and despair


leah90s

Memes and Despair. That's a good name for the chapter about this period in a history book


morgandaxx

It really is.


akunis

It’s basically the dark dank ages.


TheNoxx

The [richest person in the world](https://www.forbes.com/billionaires/) recently tweeted about taking over one of the largest and most influential platforms for speech with a weed joke ($54.20 per share), and that platform is at once one of the most insane places on Earth and also got rid of the still sitting President of the United States for being too low for their standards. That person is at once very orange and fairly likely to become president again. If the past few years haven't convinced you that we are, in fact, in the Matrix and the AI's in charge have just said "Fuck trying to deceive them, let's see how crazy we can make shit get before they all snap", I don't know what will.


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LaimingoLaidoRiteri5

Memetrix the Retardation


Iored94

I think it's divine retribution because we never found Kony.


FakeBasketballGod

AKA Elizabeth Kony Barrett (Have YOU ever seen them in the same place?)


Jkal91

In Africa every 60 seconds a minute passes.


Leonmail38

Together, we can stop this.


Milkshake_revenge

Future high school students: “Now open your books to Chapter 10: Harambe’s death and it’s consequences”


Turambar87

"...And then Big Z dabbed on the Ruskies"


Malcovis

This really was the beginning of the end.. wow


Lynixai

I fully believe that sometime in between 2012 and Harambe dying, the multiverse just sort of collapsed in on itself and we're now experiencing all the weird/bad shit that was never meant to happen. Meanwhile earth 314 is just chilling, having somehow solved climate change after all the multi-billion dollar companies suddenly started paying their taxes, and the governments didn't just invest that money into the millitary.


-ImYourHuckleberry-

Did the world really end in 2012?


SqueakyFromme69

I read yesterday CERN is getting ready to restart the Large Hadron Collider Maybe we'll forget all this ever happened


fuckyourcakepops

Did they check for weasels this time? I mean *really check*?


spork-a-dork

They are like "oh god oh fuck we need to reverse this shit"


SubstantialPressure3

That's horrifying to think that in another timeline, I'm still married to a POS. Pretty sure I'm divorced in all time lines.


Not_A_Wendigo

If everything lately is just random crap dreamed up by a dying brain, that would explain a lot.


matthewvh

You’re gonna need a chapter for every damn day from 2016 to present day. And there’ll be at least 100 different versions of each day :/


bumjiggy

\o\


The_Zeroman

I can hear this tie-fighter turning in my head and it worries me deeply…I need help.


Epstiendidntkillself

Relevant Image https://imgur.com/a/4DCcEf8


SkolDog

I think about this often! How will it all be written in 100 years? So interesting to speculate. Edit: How did this turn into a Trump thing?


ParkingMacaron3062

historians gonna start writing about it in the 2030s like trump is in the new textbook my school got for American studies


ilikeplants6969

He’s lived so many different lives


hunmingnoisehdb

How do you even go from this into becoming a president?


Thaumiel218

He was incredibly popular and seen as one of the people, a break after the shit-show of Yanukovych. Lots of Ukrainian’s (that I’ve known) kinda thought he was a joke president but dudes definitely earned his stripes, even before the war however that has def helped solidify his popularity.


OfficeSpankingSlave

He might not have been an effective peace-time president, but when push came to shove, he stepped up to the plate.


gburgh92

Hes never been a peace time president. Ukraine has been at war with LPR and DPR since 2014


keymone

there is no LPR nor DPR, there are temporarily occupied by russia teritories of Luhansk and Donetsk oblast' and Crimea.


bucknut4

You're goddam right


KaiFireborn21

Well, as a ukrainian, I can tell you this was a part of it. He had this \[political\] comedy show, "95's Block", which was insanely popular especially among the older residents. So when he ran for President, people voted for him over Poroshenko, the guy who wasn't able to stop the war in Donbas during his presidency. And before that the president was Yanukovich, who was literally chased out of the country by mass protests and lots of blood. I voted against Zelensky considering a comedian far from politics, but after 24th of February he has risen a lot in my eyes


llamalallamalala

> show He played a president on TV and that gave him the qualifications to play president in real life. This isn't far off from how things happen in the US.


jaraxel_arabani

We now know how he can dodge bullets


CB-CKLRDRZEX-JKX-F

Because he dodges bullets, Avi.


BeerFairyonFire

You like dags?


ImScared93lol

Stop that dog from dribbling on my seats.


Weinatightspotboys

Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.


ImScared93lol

Well, I'm at the wheel, so it's my car. So stop that dog from dribbling on my seats.


Weinatightspotboys

I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm hard" Bruce Lee. ... if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not.


ImScared93lol

Tommy why is there a gun in your trousers?


Gaflonzelschmerno

's for protection!


ImScared93lol

Protection from what? Ze Germans?


pluckypluot

You could park a jumbo fucking jet in 'here.


rocketsalesman

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?


90sboytilydilly

need to take a shieeet! Edit: SHITE!


SuprNntndoChalmers

Shieeet!!! is more Clay Davis from the wire. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70eU840lc38](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70eU840lc38) Shite! Is the one you're looking for. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWp\_Otb8sMg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWp_Otb8sMg)


djseafood

Yeah I like dags. I like caravans better.


P0Wking

Why wood ai want a vaken caravan with no weels?


ImScared93lol

What's wrong with this caravan? Oh nothing Tommy, it's tip top.


Dilectus3010

Dags ?!... hwa? Dags?! Ooh DOGS.... yeah dogs i like DOGS! I focking heet pickys!!!


ImScared93lol

If we win, let's say you buy me mum a new caravan, and get us a pair of them neat little shoes.


Gu1n3ss

She’s kinda partial to periwinkle blue


lecherro

Perriwingkleblew!!!


shwifftyInHere

Boris the sneaky fukin russian


ImScared93lol

I shoot you tony you go down!


PM_ME_YOUR_WORKSHEET

WHY WONT YOU GO DOWN!!!


Sheepdog44

Well come on Tommy, before Ze Germans get here.


ArrestDeathSantis

When his country needed a dancer, he danced. When his country needed a leader, he led. And now his country needs him to fight and so he did...


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

When his country needed his penis to play the piano...


ArrestDeathSantis

*unzip pants* Because *that's* what heroes do.


NotSoFortuitous

This makes me so sad. Happier times.


ceejayoz

I hope he gets to dance like this at the end of the war.


laineDdednaHdeR

On Putin's grave.


Brimstone747

On Putin's face.


hgaterms

Which will be in a grave


merikaninjunwarrior

with his wiener out in full dance mode taking a literal piss on putins grave


GumdropGoober

How often do you think about his weiner?


merikaninjunwarrior

tbh, it just popped into my head


ILL_SAY_STUPID_SHIT

Way more than I should.


hairtothethrown

My therapist said it’s still a healthy amount for now.


musci1223

How much does your therapist think about his dick ?


DrOrpheus3

With a piano to play with his dick, while he dances.


mattvait

Like Alice in wonderland


Lokismoke

Just about everyone in this video has had their lives completely changed.


wtfeweguys

Exactly where my head/heart went seeing this


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Some of them could be dead already from this war.


Disney_World_Native

What do you mean? This was him when the new weapons arrived the other day


pianoceo

They’re going through tragedy right now. But they’re going to come out the other side of this with a huge feeling of pride and accomplishment. Dark days followed by a golden age especially if Zelensky can keep on breathing. Just think of that.


betcher73

The Ukrainian equivalent of the State of the Union is a little wild. Wish ours was as exciting as this.


UlyssesSGrant12

I'm not sure if you're American, but as one I can say our political system becomes more and more like a reality TV as time goes on...


coronaflo

Well we did have a reality TV president.


betcher73

So I can keep hoping to see Biden breakdance one day?


methaneismylife

Maybe if you start a gofundme for a hip replacement?


UBI1k

Hes government, ain't no GoFundMe needed for them, dudes got top of the line replacement hips waiting for him


arrow_meet_target

Kinda. If Biden dances, he breaks.


maclunkey91

So the man has been absolutely crushing it during his entire life then.


IIdsandsII

He's such a legend. We could use a president like him.


TeeMannn

How did you get footage from the future when ukraine defeats russia


TheFirePunch

"I get the joke, but even in Russian defeat, the celebration would be somber." - Debbie Downer


NoMoassNeverWas

Yes and no. Ukraine will celebrate followed by somber moments of rememberance.


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Obviously I am pro Ukraine but "Defeat" is the wrong word. Repel might be more suitable. Let's not forget that Russia could end all life on earth with the press of a button.


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lmao


Keisari_Karju

Haha I wonder if putin is pissed that this dude will be remembered as great man and putin will be remembered as a insane criminal manbaby bitch throwing tantrums because he isn't getting everything he wants.


spacedrummer

He could've just NOT invaded Ukraine, and we'd all remember him as ["The shirtless president who saves towns from Siberian tigers."](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-putin-tiger-idUSLV19939720080902)


z-tayyy

Is that how you think everybody remembered Putin one month ago?


mynameisntjeffrey

If you count his invasion of crimea in 2014 as part of the Ukrainian invasion then before that he absolutely was known as the shirtless horseback riding toughguy.


z-tayyy

I always knew of him as the guy who rigs elections and pisses his pants if he loses an Olympic event. But the shirtless meme is popular.


KaiN_SC

Probably but I think he doesnt care. There are other remembered as killers and no one cares.


dickswabi

I see your point, but I believe that Putin cares a great deal about his image. I think, in part, that’s behind his invasion of Ukraine. Fueled by his USSR fetish, he wants to cement his legacy as a leader like Stalin. I don’t know if he is aware of the world’s love affair with Zelensky, but I bet it would wound Putin if he knew the way he was perceived. He would laugh it off as only caring what the Russians people think, but I’ve seen him on the stage with other world leaders. His posturing suggests that, like so many other cowards, his fragile image may mean far more to him than we might suspect.


Yeranz

I think he was more afraid of getting Ghaddafied due to all the prospering democratic former Soviet republics next door with their free press, etc...


Raudskeggr

I think Putin is not overburdened with a great deal of concern about what happens to the world after he's gone.


ToTheBlack

I don't think that's true. I think he wants to remembered as the guy who stood up to The West and began to restore Russia to its proper place as a premiere power. He doesn't seem to acknowledge that he'll instead be remembered as the guy who inherited a rising economy and burned it, and drove the former Soviet Republics into the arms of The West. And, 20 years down the line, we may be discussing his reign as the beginning of Russian subservience to China.


mightylordredbeard

Putin believes he is the great man. You can’t argue or change delusion.


Ok-Caterpillar9908

A comedian that became president


Background_Barber987

And putin is a president that became comedian.


CruxMajoris

Instead of Comedian I would use laughing stock. Comedian intends he's being funny. While instead we laugh at him.


YoMommaRedacted

Putin isn't the comedian, he's the joke.


UlyssesSGrant12

*aggressively applies more clown face paint*


bout-tree-fitty

Clowns aren’t the same as comedians.


Curious_Ad_9992

And then stayed in a uphill battle for his country for the borderlands


a4dONCA

Hopefully again, soon.


ben70

A comedian, an actor, a lawyer, and a war hero walk into a bar. Bartender says 'what would you like, Mr. Zelensky, and its on the house.'


[deleted]

Imagine getting your Army annihilated with this guy in charge…


Cosmic_Prisoner

You should see the skit where he plays the piano with his dick.


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VRichardsen

[Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oua0Puihrkc) for those interested


Sexywithapsycho

Thank you so much for this! Best laugh I've had all week


VRichardsen

You are most welcome. Have a nice weekend!


k0mpas1

# HE PLAYS THE PIANO WITH HIS DICK!


RevJTtheBrick

And his pants fit like a glove....


ialo00130

HE DOES WHAT?


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UlyssesSGrant12

They speaks the truth


DrOrpheus3

This is real. It is true. His point and laugh at one of his companions who comes to join him and his friend play the piano, perfect.


Paristocrat

I'd rather be fighting with zilinsky than fighting for Putin who hids away in Moscow. That way I wouldn't have to kill civilians and children in a foreign country because of some mid life crisis of an old fart.


KnokDK

He should challenge Putin to a dance off and settle this once and for all


adi_lala

I hope they call it dancing with the tsars.


The-Lights_Fantastic

Brilliant 🏅


science-ninja

Omg


sescobreezy727

You can not make this shit up.


mohitreddituser

Actually you can lol. The plot of his own show "Servant of People" shows a teacher accidently becoming a politician. In real world, that same dude, as an actor, became the actual fricking president. Nothing more. Nothing less. You can't get more meta than this, I swear.


PokemonGoToMyHoles

The aliens are just fucking with us at this point.


7Tribe

What can he not do?


adi_lala

Give up is what i heard.


Lanhdanan

Easiest upvote of the day.


VRichardsen

[Play the piano using his hands](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oua0Puihrkc)


toxygen

Damn, this shit is so much better than grabbing women by the pussy


wasd

Ukraine elected a comedian while America elected a joke.


FrenchToastedDicks

Yeah maybe but have you ever, like, tried it? When your a celebrity you can do whatever you want. Sometimes I can’t help myself and just start kissing them. 🤢 🤮


Patagonia121

Wow he’s got the moves like jagger


kate62

He won Ukraine Dancing with the Stars.


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whiteskinnyexpress

He was then, too. ^^^it's ^^^in ^^^the ^^^title ^^^of ^^^the ^^^show


tyetanis

"Whose the current president?" "Ronald Reagan" "THE ACTOR?!"


Buffythedjsnare

we are obviously living in a matrix


BangersNMash29

A surprisingly good dancer for a surprisingly good war time leader


Plenty-Structure270

This mofo can dance 😂😂 I’m kind of jealous I can’t move like this I’m about to get this taken down before my girlfriend sees this 😂😂


ZipoBibrok5x108

Don’t let her see this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgOSrw9Q8rc


soulonfire

I can’t even walk in heels like that, let alone do what they do


4dailyuseonly

He did a freaking backflip wearing four inch spiked heels. That blows my mind.


Lanhdanan

I did not plan to watch that, yet, I did. Couldn't understand much except Sambuca and cream.


Objective_Problem_90

Still a total badass. Just a different setting now. Hoping he can dance again in happier and peaceful times soon.


JimmyTheOtherCat

Putin wishes he was this fabulous.


Kittykatkvnt

I've never seen him happy before, this is wholesome and also incredibly fucking saddening to me. That man is staying strong but looking utterly broken and sunken right now. Respect! UKRAINE STAY TOUGH!


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Still infinitely more respectable than "grab them by the pu***"


JDNM

Man of the year. No one else comes close.


Loyal_Darkmoon

Damn he got moves


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Dude what song is that ?


stefoman

Hung up by madonna


Pavly28

Future video of him celebrating Russian defeat.


heyimjason

I hope he's able to retain even half of that spark by the time Russia is defeated. War has a nasty habit of hardening people.


BentleyTock

if this man gets any cooler it’ll solve global warming


digitaldumpsterfire

He also has a law degree. Homie went to law school, got the degree, joined a comedy troop, became a nationally renknown comedic actor, became president, then has become an internationally recognized leader as he directs his country through an invasion. What a life... and he is only 44.


topgun966

Can't wait to see this dance on top of Putliers grave


Mr_Golf_Club

Was that Ukrainian Alex Jones at the end?


Ok-Entrepreneur-8207

Zelensky is the guy in zombie TV shows who used to have an everyday job, but now leads the most badass survivor's camp


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Now that’s what a victory dance should look like!


Tall_Act359

Oh wow, what a shocking event. Apparently a good president is someone who is smart, has a sense of humor, doesn’t take himself too seriously and cares about his people. Who would’ve thought it’s not the old white men in suits with an everlasting fake smile who take themselves seriously but think their citizens are chumps, men who have bought their own groceries about 300 years ago and have lost touch with reality completely.


st_rdt

Once upon a time ? The dude is still dancing, only this time on top of busted Russian tanks.


c0uldntfindagoodname

I believe you pronounced “Ukrainian farm equipment” incorrectly there