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What do you call this move?

What do you call this move?

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Acrobatic_Shop_3635

Checking the oil


succhialce

This is actually what it’s called lol


Pixelpoepleman

Wrestler for over 8 years, can affirm, it is known as the oil check. Usually want to be more discreet than this.


EnsoZero

It's all fun and games until they push back into it.


Hamilton-Beckett

Might throw your opponent off his game if the second they did that, you just made eye contact, thrust back into it, and moaned while saying “yes, daddy” Pretty sure you could win a lot of matches.


Neato_Orpheus

That’s why I fist my ass every wrestling session. So if they go for an oil check they just find a gaping maw ready to swallow them up to the elbow. Then it’s shift your hips and pin. I’ve ridden this strategy all the way to Tokyo 2021.


Hamilton-Beckett

Epic! Bring home the GOLD!


Greaves-

Siswet is that you


suhdude539

I’m ashamed in myself for understanding this reference


Greaves-

We all are bud


foggy-sunrise

Would you say this sort of thing makes other spandex clad men weak in the knees?


_stoneslayer_

Or trap your fingers and submit you


TannedCroissant

8 years eh? You ever *find* any oil?


Ugievsoj

"There will be blood"


Cheesehacker

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!


frankyfrankfrank

I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY!!! I'VE ABANDONDED MY BOY!!!


Cheesehacker

Oh never mind there he is


xXThreeRoundXx

Just a bastard in a basket!


manbearpig923

I’m finished.


5ilverMaples

This is my son, HW.


Virus610

DRAAAAINAGE


LinearTipsOfficial

ELIIIIIIIIIIII


zevilgenius

US: did someone say they found oil? time to inject some freedom


WyrdThoughts

What are you doing Uncle Sam?


Captainpatch

Step-uncle Sam.


A_L_A_M_A_T

The "step" is not required in Alabama


mrflyinggingerbread

Neither is the uncle


Jody_B_Designs

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.


Fafnir13

I call this the hickory nut crunch.


t3rrO10k

B4 he knew it it Old Jed was a millionaire…


succhialce

Oh I know, my comment wasn’t a question.


ebil_lightbulb

I think they're just backing you up.


photokeith

checking the oil?


succhialce

Backing up my back up…nice


IndijinusPhonetic

Just backing him up here, but I’m pretty certain that they were backing you up.


_WarmWoolenMittens_

I love how there's a r/frugal question["is learning to do an oil change doable and worth it?"](https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/comments/oneia2/is_learning_to_do_an_oil_change_doable_and_worth/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) right below this on my feed.


ForsakenAd9617

Sexual assault


bravehamster

Yep. That's what my coaches in two different high schools separated by 7000 miles called it.


braden87

I'm hoping this wasn't after a demo


Joshunte

Coach Dan had the fattest fingers


randomuser135443

DAD HANDS


tugnasty

They do the magic trick where you feel the finger but theres a hand on both of your shoulders...


braden87

Hahahaha gross


danf87

They whispered "practice makes perfect" to me as they gave me the oil change.


mtrayno1

7000 miles - holy crap


bravehamster

military brat, went to high schools in North Carolina and Okinawa. Might be more than 7000. EDIT: Google says 7916 miles, so 7k wasn't a bad guess I suppose.


shinbreaker

The question I have is whether this move is designed to get a grip on your opponent or just to shock the fuck out of them.


minervas_a_cat

Por que no los dos?


thePurpleAvenger

I considered wrestling back in high school, but when some of my friends explained this to me I noped the heck out right there and then.


MrJDawg

As a wrestler we joked about checking each other’s oil but it didn’t ever actually happen. Pretty sure that moves illegal anywhere in the US you compete lol.


mostlygroovy

Yup. Many refs will rightfully slap the hand of the offending wrestler if it's obvious. Unless of course the offending wrestler buys his/her opponent dinner first.


MrJDawg

This is the way


Warm-Marmalade2020

this move works better on the spouse when wrestling


Jumpy_Dancy2113

We definitely used this move in CO


MrJDawg

As long as the ref don’t see type of deal or is that just how CO gets down?


raisearuckus

They weren't wrestling when they used that move.


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thePurpleAvenger

Well they did a good job at scaring me away! I just stuck to tennis; much less opportunities for butt stuff. And it was a lot easier :).


MrJDawg

I hope they don’t check your oil in tennis, a racket sounds lethal 😂


app999

I hear ya. Rolling around together… all sweaty and nasty. I found coed indoor track more to my “skill set”.


thePurpleAvenger

I'll never forget watching a match when one of my friends got paired up against a guy with a comically large dong. I'd swear he got slapped in the face by that thing a few times.


braden87

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxgWD8XcO\_c


dixiequick

Thank you so much for that. “Wrong time for big dick energy” 🤣


Leaves_Swype_Typos

I was expecting John Dillermand.


Bentothelion

Yeah the sweaty face to chode contact definitely gave me pause when considering taking up wresting. Glad I bounced..


gr8sk8

***Tain't Misbehavin'***


stonernerd710

This should’ve been it.


IplaygamesNude87

*Diego Sanchez has entered the chat*


pegLegNinja1

Dirty is my middle name


tread52

What's funny is just below this image was an add for go pro, so all my brain immediately thought was we call this move the go pro


NorthCatan

Atleast they don't have to visit the doctor this year, they just need to talk to each other after the match.


DeathFromUhBruv

*Bobandy has entered the chat*


smokelaw23

Sure, that’s what it is called on wrestling. You do it just once while playing ping pong and suddenly you get kicked out of the community center.


ralcal

Viscosity


saymoreaboutthat

My favorite line from Billions: what's the difference between ass lube and regular lube?


zuzg

Ok I bite. The taste?


ChipsConQueso

the *viscosity*


RufflesSCO

Tainted love


creature39

Awesome '80's song


46151

#foreplay


kxlling

The ventriloquist


OldManHipsAt30

Achievement Unlocked - Puppet Master!


DLiltsadwj

You’re killing me here!


exstundent

the best one


de_railtoad

The anchor in the stanker


CommunistAccounts

The smell ya later


JTLBlindman

This ones my favorite


Aaron_93s

Thunda From Down Unda


Prosciutto4U

This is official in my book.


BugsFunny69

Move is totally legal as long as you use your forearm and not your fingers. But in the words of one of my old coaches, “it’s not gay if he puts his asshole around your fingers. That’s his own fault.”


cheezburglar

So the ones pictured aren't legal?


meh_idc_whatever

Yeah def bent fingers. On both.


adam_demamps_wingman

$50 in Vegas


JonesNotBlack

I don't remember paying that much in vegas


Prosciutto4U

Inflation


KMFM583

Wouldn’t they need to use their mouths for that?


LilyLeLowery

The reason I wrestle


Oh_thats_gay

#


cristianthechinch

Username checks out


The_Weirdest_Trader

Ayo?


HeisenburgerHVAC

The Captain Hook


Herm0711

Scratch n Sniff


gr8sk8

Flavor saver...


Adept-Try2633

/r/cursedcomments


Cstyle911

Cheating


Pizza_Ninja

The true answer buried deep in the comments.


kxlling

Well it's not the only thing buried deep in here...


paped2

Only if you aren't single


mario3504

Milking the prostate


_bluntman_

Ah yes, the mighty Cornhole clamp .


stavinlawrence

DIPSTICK


theparallelogram

You need lubrication honey.


ScreaminOlafMcginski

My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.


cmmoyer

Now I’ve been seduced, ah. I’m shooting my juice, ah.


thechickenstrippp

The finger banger


creature39

Cartman!!


PanickedNoob

Wrestler here. We like to do extremely uncomfortable and painful moves that technically aren’t illegal but cause so much discomfort that the other person will want to give up. For example, if we’re in a standing grapple, I’ll take the top of my head and grind it into your face. Sometimes we can break noses doing this. If you’re on your back but I can’t quite get the pin, I’ll shove my fingers into your arm pit and try to get my finger into your socket joint. The pain is so excruciating you’ll stop resisting and let me pin you. We also do head snaps, and if you do it hard enough in the right spot you can cause the other person to blackout which also makes winning easier. I’ve never stuck my fingers into someone else’s butthole before, or my own come to think of it. But that’s what separates a cold blooded winner from a casual shrimp like myself. Maybe if I fingered more buttholes out there on the mat to win I could’ve gone to the Olympics. Who knows.


bdiggitty

I played high school football in Texas and I remember feeling sorry for myself doing stadiums in 100+ degree heat. Then I’d look over at the wrestling team and they’d be doing stadiums… on their hands. Each of those guys were crazy tough as hell mofos.


PanickedNoob

Haha yeah we did really hard conditioning and practices. We did buddy-carry stadiums, which is where you do a stadium, while carrying someone in or near your weight class. We also had an industrial heater and our coach liked to always scream, "lets cook these mf'ers" and crank the heat up to 110. We also had to do "bull in the ring" where 1 person is in the middle and everyone surrounds them and takes turns trying to take you down from every angle. I can appreciate it now in hindsight because I understand that bull in the ring builds a strong, balanced stance. Buddy carries build strong legs that we needed for shots. And heat training/4 hour practices were to build endurance. But in the moment, it suuuucked. I remember my muscles were so sore in class that I needed help standing up out of my desk when class was over. But I'd totally do it all over again lol.


Onlyceilingfans-nsfw

That is the Perineal Spladle, first used by Fyodor Gdanski of the Soviet Union in the 1976 Olympics in Innsbruck. He would go on to take bronze.


nauticalwheeler79

And the brown


drchazz

I was chuckling so hard I physically had a tough time clicking on the upvote.


daaner875

The world doesn’t deserve your humor yet


a-lagopus

>Fyodor Gdanski I actually googled the Perineal Spladle, Fyodor Gdanski **and** where 1976 olympics were held! What a wonderfully believable set of nonsence!!!


Onlyceilingfans-nsfw

Thank you!


boobookittyfug820

I’m just gonna go ahead and say I love your username.


VanceAstrooooooovic

Google is so good this post is the second hit for perineal spadle


lemur_demeanor

Holy fuck I think I woke my neighbor up laughing 😂


CrimsonDX

A thousand years of pain.


ncopp

I was looking for this one


knightgizzard

I believe the actual term is butt drag. This is an aggressive example.


new_math

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTbhJ-zXf0I


Mediocre_at_best_321

Some say he's still looking for Randy Couture's rings to this day...


cavazoh84

Checking the oil


spicy_pickle_party

Why I quit wrestling


That_doesnt_go_there

Lol, the guy who said why he joined wrestling has got you beat by over twice as many upvotes.


NuthaLevel

Foreplay


pddiddy87

Sexual assault?


ApeofBass

Yeah that was my immediate thought


AVestedInterest

My first thought too


stopthecirclejerc

It's literally called the 'oil check'. And coaches would yell at you, if you were not 'checking the oil' in certain positions.


Longshot_45

Wait wait wait, are you SUPPOSED to do this?


8BitSmart

Maybe is a regional thing, because in my high school they never taught us this. In fact I’m fairly certain this is an illegal move. Like how you’re not allowed to use your elbows, but the coach did show us how we could hide using our elbows. Edit: spelling, bone apple tea.


zkattack13

The pooper scooper


robscastle

The brown thumb of death!


O3Chaos

The six pack lift


petrichorAM84

The Gooch Grab


k0rz23

My uncle called this hide and seek.


quikniq

Taint nice, whatever it's called.


Arrathir

KANCHOOOOOOO!


SneakAf

Imma be honest , this is kind of an asshole move from the player. Isnt it


sunskist

Right? Jesus who is that guy and why would anyone wrestle with him he’s a damn serial asshole hook..er?


stavinlawrence

Ouch ouch aaah ouch


eichhornkater

N Arschbohrer


Proper-Balance-8710

Crouching tiger hidden finger


danthemaninacan2

The bowling ball


Season2chunisalright

KANCHO


zoneleague

1000 years of pleasure


chicofranchico

千年殺し­ (Sennen Goroshi)


Eastern-Dig-4555

I don’t know, but at least one returned the favor for the other.


SeymourDoggo

A thousand years of pain


penalozahugo

We don't call it anything, my gf just says "do that thing I like"


mrKennyBones

That’s considered an asshole move


hamsterfolly

4 in the stink


ChadtheBalla

Straight up sexual assault


Passing4human

Well, not exactly *straight*...


Successful-Bath-3495

Deep grip


topsyturvy76

Fore play!


pilotoflife

Surprise Prostate Check


Ironabzcrabz_9009

The backdoor shuffle


Ethandrul

That taint no move I ever seen.


creature39

Good answer I'll be watching you 😉


FONZ512

Finger trap


Ernicromo

"Where's the money Lebowski?"


adamaawilson

The bowling ball


zzharleyzz

5 finger discount?


namtab1985

Without a doubt, it’s the shocker


Apocalypse_God

Do all three go in the stink then? Or do you… sound?


HonestCup20

nope, three in stink is called the "show stopper"


beefstyle

I call it the crew cab.


YouRepostTooMuch

The Uncle


giibro

Reversal +2 points


Ok_Monk219

Shitty


TrainingRegistration

Kill em with kindness


NASATVENGINNER

A good time!


PurpenDickular

Shock and awe


Flangepacket

Hot. That’s fucking hot man.


anonymousperson767

Painal.


BrewKazma

Stink Palm


CptMisery

Foreplay


WarbossTodd

UFIA


olemort12

An asshole move (litteraly)


skeyer

foreplay, obviously.


funkybuttmonkey

Wrestled in HS. Butt drag. It’s unpleasant and I don’t know anyone that purposefully used it.


Sarddith80

$20 bucks in Tijuana


knewtherapy2020

Former wrestler here: the Butt Drag


XerzesDK

Don't know about the first one - but I think the second one is called "payback"