What do you call this move?
By - myshadowsvoice
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Checking the oil
This is actually what it’s called lol
Wrestler for over 8 years, can affirm, it is known as the oil check. Usually want to be more discreet than this.
It's all fun and games until they push back into it.
Might throw your opponent off his game if the second they did that, you just made eye contact, thrust back into it, and moaned while saying “yes, daddy”
Pretty sure you could win a lot of matches.
That’s why I fist my ass every wrestling session. So if they go for an oil check they just find a gaping maw ready to swallow them up to the elbow. Then it’s shift your hips and pin.
I’ve ridden this strategy all the way to Tokyo 2021.
Epic! Bring home the GOLD!
Siswet is that you
I’m ashamed in myself for understanding this reference
We all are bud
Would you say this sort of thing makes other spandex clad men weak in the knees?
Or trap your fingers and submit you
8 years eh? You ever *find* any oil?
"There will be blood"
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY!!! I'VE ABANDONDED MY BOY!!!
Oh never mind there he is
Just a bastard in a basket!
This is my son, HW.
US: did someone say they found oil? time to inject some freedom
What are you doing Uncle Sam?
The "step" is not required in Alabama
Neither is the uncle
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
I call this the hickory nut crunch.
B4 he knew it it Old Jed was a millionaire…
Oh I know, my comment wasn’t a question.
I think they're just backing you up.
checking the oil?
Backing up my back up…nice
Just backing him up here, but I’m pretty certain that they were backing you up.
I love how there's a r/frugal question["is learning to do an oil change doable and worth it?"](https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/comments/oneia2/is_learning_to_do_an_oil_change_doable_and_worth/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) right below this on my feed.
Yep. That's what my coaches in two different high schools separated by 7000 miles called it.
I'm hoping this wasn't after a demo
Coach Dan had the fattest fingers
They do the magic trick where you feel the finger but theres a hand on both of your shoulders...
They whispered "practice makes perfect" to me as they gave me the oil change.
7000 miles - holy crap
military brat, went to high schools in North Carolina and Okinawa. Might be more than 7000.
EDIT: Google says 7916 miles, so 7k wasn't a bad guess I suppose.
The question I have is whether this move is designed to get a grip on your opponent or just to shock the fuck out of them.
Por que no los dos?
I considered wrestling back in high school, but when some of my friends explained this to me I noped the heck out right there and then.
As a wrestler we joked about checking each other’s oil but it didn’t ever actually happen. Pretty sure that moves illegal anywhere in the US you compete lol.
Yup. Many refs will rightfully slap the hand of the offending wrestler if it's obvious.
Unless of course the offending wrestler buys his/her opponent dinner first.
This is the way
this move works better on the spouse when wrestling
We definitely used this move in CO
As long as the ref don’t see type of deal or is that just how CO gets down?
They weren't wrestling when they used that move.
Well they did a good job at scaring me away! I just stuck to tennis; much less opportunities for butt stuff. And it was a lot easier :).
I hope they don’t check your oil in tennis, a racket sounds lethal 😂
I hear ya. Rolling around together… all sweaty and nasty. I found coed indoor track more to my “skill set”.
I'll never forget watching a match when one of my friends got paired up against a guy with a comically large dong. I'd swear he got slapped in the face by that thing a few times.
Thank you so much for that. “Wrong time for big dick energy” 🤣
I was expecting John Dillermand.
Yeah the sweaty face to chode contact definitely gave me pause when considering taking up wresting. Glad I bounced..
This should’ve been it.
*Diego Sanchez has entered the chat*
Dirty is my middle name
What's funny is just below this image was an add for go pro, so all my brain immediately thought was we call this move the go pro
Atleast they don't have to visit the doctor this year, they just need to talk to each other after the match.
*Bobandy has entered the chat*
Sure, that’s what it is called on wrestling. You do it just once while playing ping pong and suddenly you get kicked out of the community center.
My favorite line from Billions: what's the difference between ass lube and regular lube?
Ok I bite.
Awesome '80's song
Achievement Unlocked - Puppet Master!
You’re killing me here!
the best one
The anchor in the stanker
The smell ya later
This ones my favorite
Thunda From Down Unda
This is official in my book.
Move is totally legal as long as you use your forearm and not your fingers. But in the words of one of my old coaches, “it’s not gay if he puts his asshole around your fingers. That’s his own fault.”
So the ones pictured aren't legal?
Yeah def bent fingers. On both.
$50 in Vegas
I don't remember paying that much in vegas
Wouldn’t they need to use their mouths for that?
The reason I wrestle
Username checks out
The Captain Hook
Scratch n Sniff
The true answer buried deep in the comments.
Well it's not the only thing buried deep in here...
Only if you aren't single
Milking the prostate
Ah yes, the mighty Cornhole clamp .
You need lubrication honey.
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I’ve been seduced, ah. I’m shooting my juice, ah.
The finger banger
We like to do extremely uncomfortable and painful moves that technically aren’t illegal but cause so much discomfort that the other person will want to give up.
For example, if we’re in a standing grapple, I’ll take the top of my head and grind it into your face. Sometimes we can break noses doing this. If you’re on your back but I can’t quite get the pin, I’ll shove my fingers into your arm pit and try to get my finger into your socket joint. The pain is so excruciating you’ll stop resisting and let me pin you. We also do head snaps, and if you do it hard enough in the right spot you can cause the other person to blackout which also makes winning easier.
I’ve never stuck my fingers into someone else’s butthole before, or my own come to think of it. But that’s what separates a cold blooded winner from a casual shrimp like myself. Maybe if I fingered more buttholes out there on the mat to win I could’ve gone to the Olympics. Who knows.
I played high school football in Texas and I remember feeling sorry for myself doing stadiums in 100+ degree heat. Then I’d look over at the wrestling team and they’d be doing stadiums… on their hands. Each of those guys were crazy tough as hell mofos.
Haha yeah we did really hard conditioning and practices. We did buddy-carry stadiums, which is where you do a stadium, while carrying someone in or near your weight class. We also had an industrial heater and our coach liked to always scream, "lets cook these mf'ers" and crank the heat up to 110. We also had to do "bull in the ring" where 1 person is in the middle and everyone surrounds them and takes turns trying to take you down from every angle.
I can appreciate it now in hindsight because I understand that bull in the ring builds a strong, balanced stance. Buddy carries build strong legs that we needed for shots. And heat training/4 hour practices were to build endurance. But in the moment, it suuuucked. I remember my muscles were so sore in class that I needed help standing up out of my desk when class was over. But I'd totally do it all over again lol.
That is the Perineal Spladle, first used by Fyodor Gdanski of the Soviet Union in the 1976 Olympics in Innsbruck. He would go on to take bronze.
And the brown
I was chuckling so hard I physically had a tough time clicking on the upvote.
The world doesn’t deserve your humor yet
I actually googled the Perineal Spladle, Fyodor Gdanski **and** where 1976 olympics were held! What a wonderfully believable set of nonsence!!!
I’m just gonna go ahead and say I love your username.
Google is so good this post is the second hit for perineal spadle
Holy fuck I think I woke my neighbor up laughing 😂
A thousand years of pain.
I was looking for this one
I believe the actual term is butt drag. This is an aggressive example.
Some say he's still looking for Randy Couture's rings to this day...
Why I quit wrestling
Lol, the guy who said why he joined wrestling has got you beat by over twice as many upvotes.
Yeah that was my immediate thought
My first thought too
It's literally called the 'oil check'. And coaches would yell at you, if you were not 'checking the oil' in certain positions.
Wait wait wait, are you SUPPOSED to do this?
Maybe is a regional thing, because in my high school they never taught us this. In fact I’m fairly certain this is an illegal move. Like how you’re not allowed to use your elbows, but the coach did show us how we could hide using our elbows.
Edit: spelling, bone apple tea.
The pooper scooper
The brown thumb of death!
The six pack lift
The Gooch Grab
My uncle called this hide and seek.
Taint nice, whatever it's called.
Imma be honest , this is kind of an asshole move from the player. Isnt it
Right? Jesus who is that guy and why would anyone wrestle with him he’s a damn serial asshole hook..er?
Ouch ouch aaah ouch
Crouching tiger hidden finger
The bowling ball
1000 years of pleasure
千年殺し (Sennen Goroshi)
I don’t know, but at least one returned the favor for the other.
A thousand years of pain
We don't call it anything, my gf just says "do that thing I like"
That’s considered an asshole move
4 in the stink
Straight up sexual assault
Well, not exactly *straight*...
Surprise Prostate Check
The backdoor shuffle
That taint no move I ever seen.
Good answer I'll be watching you 😉
"Where's the money Lebowski?"
5 finger discount?
Without a doubt, it’s the shocker
Do all three go in the stink then? Or do you… sound?
nope, three in stink is called the "show stopper"
I call it the crew cab.
Reversal +2 points
Kill em with kindness
A good time!
Shock and awe
Hot. That’s fucking hot man.
An asshole move (litteraly)
Wrestled in HS. Butt drag. It’s unpleasant and I don’t know anyone that purposefully used it.
$20 bucks in Tijuana
Former wrestler here: the Butt Drag
Don't know about the first one - but I think the second one is called "payback"