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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


Fantastic-Delivery36

Anybody knows any dudes named Chris ? If yes give me their number


EuphoricEstate4764

You called?


Embarrassed-Day-9285

no, it's just the hallucination cause the loneliness (which is also the reason you're here) \-doctor


testedbeast551

Doctor one of the patients is dry humping a car again


Embarrassed-Day-9285

I told you to not fucking follow me the way back to home


DefenciveV2

My uncle is called Chris


Fantastic-Delivery36

Great now you will have one uncle more


S3mpx

I got scammed or something, I am not a hot femboy and I wanna know why RIGHT NOW


Fantastic-Delivery36

Ask Joe. He knows why


S3mpx

Asked him, we may get my maid outfit with choker in december. Thanks for the tipp!


ReezyIsCool

Ligma balls


KingO-Valor

Well hello there!


Fantastic-Delivery36

Chris Kenobi?


KingO-Valor

Lol sadly no force, just Chris


Peterminat

Umm I only know Chris from mrbeast


Muikku292

AvE's name is chris tho and he is extremely chad


nibbalyf

wait his name is chris? can confirm mans is chad af tho


Chris_dian

im here


RespondAdmirable8320

My uncle


-Bertthewiser

Sebastian Dilan Reginald gray the 3rd. That is not cap.


Toxic_Dragon18

You serious


-Bertthewiser

I actually am.


Toxic_Dragon18

Damm


RenaGuzt

Mega Chad


aratros27

Ultra chad


Madness_bomb

Masculinity 10/10


The_ZombieGuy22

11/10


Loading0319

12/10*


aRogue_

so you are telling me, your family was unable to come up with a new long ass name for 2 generations now? Carl Dilan Reginald gray there, i fixes it for ya. now you don't have to call your child by your name


-Bertthewiser

Next one in line is being called Gary. Don't worry about it


Wolfy_thefluffywolf

You think that's bad? I'm Alexander Neil Johnston jr the 6th (and it may be even higher then that according to my family)


This-Strawberry

Interesting that your ancestors opted for the jr on top of the numerals. It's like that name has been in your family for so long the jr is its whole subcategory. Shit dude just say you're the 40th in your lineage. Alexander Neil Johnston XL


hidde-the-wonton

Son of Sebastian Dilan Reginald Gray the 2nd?


hmahood

Is your dad a millionaire?


Smol_Mrdr_Shota

bro the 1800's called they want their name back


Kvetanista

Now that a name 😳


Sellos_Maleth

What is cap?


juugsd_alt

Lie


Sellos_Maleth

Thank you, you made me feel very old


Thomas_Catthew

That's the most American name I've ever heard.


nullPointers_

[REGINALD REGINALD REGINALD!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPz6heusqo4)


Vladddon

It's free real estate


Wonderful-Travel6198

Give this man an award


Alibaba_gonnamessya

Consider it done


Crying_Daddy

You're a good man so I'll give you an award too


superb07

You’re a good man too so I gave you one as well


sadgod_reddit

You are also a good man so this award goes to you


CBFanz

You are a very good man, but I don't have an award. I would give as soon as I get my free award.


Responsible_Idea_622

No need to worry I'll do it for you


CBFanz

Thank you :)


VNGamerKrunker

take my award OwO


Flaky-Progress7970

You are a very good man, Take this award


thE_dAb_k1ng

You are a good man too, you can have this award


superb07

Now this humanity. Strangers giving love and respect to each other. Thank yee!


JDchaser

Osama


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7


JDchaser

What if I added bin laden??


BlazeInferno16

+911 points


AndersX10

918 points? What do you mean


IRNBRU1235

-7 points


ACE_Fighter_87

Means he like Porsche hypercars


NeeTrioF

9/11


mrdanish31

Lucina


Perpentual

masculinity: -10


mrdanish31

A fair assessment


Jotunboi

If I met a guy named Lucina (and he's cute) My heart would melt


Ozelot_117

Gay


Jotunboi

I'm not a dude but ok Edit: Poor phrasing


Ozelot_117

Fuck. Wouldn't mind though.


Lukilainen

Did he stutter?


mrdanish31

Well i'm a girl so it won't be me


Teh-Esprite

You deserved more than a sword and a world of troubles.


Kreymx55

I main you in Smash


Pokenare

Fembois better then any other Bois, can't change my mind


pur__0_0__

>Give a femboy cum and you feed him for a day. Teach a femboy to cum and you feed him for life. *\~ Confucius*


zefyte

english teachers be like


ErenKruger711

Cumfucius


ShadowArrow01

*laughs in chastity cage*


Sub2Skeppy

this is what biden wants to teach your kids


headless_boi

I have found one type of bois that are better than fembois: imagine someone who's dressed like a femboy would be, but who happens to be super big and muscular. Is very epic.


Pokenare

As long they cute


headless_boi

Well of course they're cute, that's an important bit regardless of the other details!


Cat-Got-Your-DM

Me, eyeing my 6ft4 boyfriend and a maid outfit: Perhaps, one day...


Dwarf_Vader

Jojo’s theme starts playing


Blyatron

Groomer moment


IulianqpXD

May I ask why?


Pokenare

They cute


Wonderful_Revenue_63

Miroslav


Kagemey

Klose?


0598

World cup topscorer, masculinity +9999


Koksgunther

It’s common knowledge that every czech guy looks like Gigachad.


420_memes_within_69

Kalousek?


Wonderful_Revenue_63

Pro tebe ing. Kalousek


420_memes_within_69

Pro Andreje Zloděj Zlodějská


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Wonderful_Revenue_63

Nope, CZ


GeneralKenobi_66

Obi-Wan Kenobi


1342EW

General Kenobi


Commander_Oof_

You are a bold one


DrMint_fortnite

I have been trained in your jedi arts by count dooku


heavy_metal_soldier

Unlimited Masculinity


CodingEagle02

I rate you Jesus out of ten


Dove_Man

Definition of masculine


ChickenTendeezNutz

66 Edit: HOLY COW 7 UPVOTES!! I DIDNT THINK THIS WOULD BLOW UP!


xenderee

Dmitry. It's over 9000


OneMileAway1

+69000 surely a great name Dmitry. It’s over 9000


dimRodionov

Salute to a fellow Dmitry


Deadeyebirb

McGriff the crime owl


Perpentual

125 what else can i say


Viking4Life2

Geralt Of rivia


superb07

Of fucking rivia!


Fantastic-Delivery36

Novigrad folklore music starts playing


Neglijable

Aryan (not joking it actually is)


funkynotorious

Yeah its a common name in India. My last name is Aryan. And I recently moved to Canada. It's always funny to see the faces of people when they hear that a brown dude has aryan as a last name.


holybich69

Why, what's the problem with the name aryan?(I am also indian)


prodgozu

“Aryan” is the white master race according to Adolf Hitler. Western Society isn’t uh.. fond of the word.


holybich69

Well, according to the history I learnt, aryans were people who migrated to the indian subcontinent after the fall of indus civilization, thats where the aryan name was first termed.


prodgozu

I’m sure there are deeper roots to the word. That’s just why Western people have a particular aversion to the term.


Adorable_Document665

Indian?


Neglijable

No Pakistani


Slime_V2

Hermann


Wonderful_Revenue_63

11


Jotunboi

You could literally translate it to: Sir Man


Juho1998

That's my second name, also the name of my great grandfather. Our familystory/tale is that he went to USA, in 1901 as a single buissnessman and got married on New York. And bought a dresser. Came back to the Grand Duchy of Finland, and started a farm.


Zzar117

César Iván


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10


NickDragon_0571

I’m gonna get fucking destroyed Nicola


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345


Froxu_140

Nikola is literally a girls name in Poland 💀


hi_I_am_an_engineer

Hold my beer. Andrea. Literally comes from "Andros", which means "man, referring to his masculinity" in ancient Greek.


andrija0405

Andrea is a female name in croatia so I guess it depends where you ask.


hi_I_am_an_engineer

I knew that but shhh I'm trying to look cool


lupowo

Also germany, austria and Umgebung


Deepfried_troll

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street.


Ki0212

Aryan


NosferatuZ0dd18

+10 nazi points


ImNooby_

I'd give 4 Out of 5 Swastikas, but only 2 Out of 4 Panzerdivision.


Ki0212

BRUH


Kaoskillen08

August


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10


lazy_tranquil

You mean 8? Cause August is the eighth month of the year? Haha get it? Haha you know? Haha


Kaoskillen08

Thanks bro


DjurreBomBurre

Jurre


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8


DeadyDeadshot

Saif Aref Jum’ah saqer ro’aa alzaabi, (translates to in Arabic) Sword of knowledge Friday the falcon of the terror (Alzaabi) - tribal name no meaning. I’m from UAE, Dubai. Anyone free to fact check.


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100


Gumgumf

that sounds like something AI generated lmao, no offense sounds cool


SnuggleLug

Ahanu


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2


SnuggleLug

Fuck


Vlad_Vishnya

Vlad


Vlad_Vishnya

Now I need to find a Chris and we'll fight


sonyplaystation34

more like you'll fuck


vladutzu27

👉👈 my names vlad too


fruitybanana_good

Jürgen


lupowo

Wird er achtarmig reinorgeln? 🤔


Sebbe_2

Sebastian


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9


Sharkegy

Alex I'm a guy


Viking4Life2

Nice to meet you Mr Alex I'm a guy. An unusual name for sure.


Sharkegy

Yyes, my name is Alex I'm a guy


play-warframe

Riccardo, I'm italian


ghost_gameer

100000000000


Lucario6373

Lachlan??


Perpentual

10


Infradead27

Evans, Pratt, Pine, Hemsworth


Adorable_Document665

Was looking for this


nooonotmyraisins-

Marianna people call me mara


nooonotmyraisins-

or mary


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1


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The-dude-in-the-bush

Nice try FBI agent


krow_flin

Ahmed, the H sounds like someone clearing their throat.


Deepfried_troll

I guarantee you'll pass the job interview if you introduce yourself like that. Too bad my name doesn't have an alternate pronunciation, they call me 'phase'.


popraf

Abderahim


CinnamonsWorld

Tristan


Perpentual

4


ReklessS0ul

Jack


darkling42

6/10


Embarrassed-Day-9285

shrek69


Adorable_Document665

9999999999999999999999999


UssaTuck

Lucas


spiderzsolt1

Zsolt


Explorer1984

Hungarian names are instantly 11/10.


LittleWetWilly_YT

William or Will


PogManBird

Nathan


Effect-Alternative

Seth


DanKrug2

Dan


Xx_ink

Wade


mo7amd4000

Mohammed


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23


Lossikaat

Damn Chris Hemsworth's role in the next Guardians looks... interesting to say the least.


candlemen

William


OldAd9364

Joshua


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

James


____Rishi____

Rishi


xChris2312

Uhm


hellothereoldben

Olav


just_random_korean

Jin-woo