Wait is that mom?
By - ThaCharrbounE
he'll be fapping to her
Bringing a whole new meaning to MILF
Fucking cringe my dudes.
who's cringe? is she hot?
thats not what MILF means
Yeah, that's why they said it's a whole new meaning
Milf literally means Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
wouldn't it be "M,ILF" then?
"Mom, I'd like to fuck"
You don't happen to have any eye bleach with you,
Well, hello M'ilf
Nah, Alabama has been around for a while so it’s npt a new meaning lol
I mean not really "new". Oedipus been around for while my man.
I'm guessing you're unaware of Oedipus' response to finding out he fucked his mum.
Yeah, but you know someone rule34'd that story essentially as soon as it came out. My point was it's been around a lot longer than the term MILF.
#Wait til y'all see the tape of your moms
Why so angry?
Oh Oh...Gentlemen, i think we have found her son!
Dw kiddo, if it's any consolation I only fap to your mom..
I think this makes us fap-bros
Jokes on you I get the real thing from Mommy Lana
Son help me I'm stuck!
Yes officer, this comment right here!
He’ll wanna go back in her pussy.
What if he didn’t know it was his mom.. finds out later.. idk if there’s enough therapy in the world to fix that
He'll be searching for his father on there
That's going to be a long journey
If he starts now he might be done when he turns 30
I think it will take only 28 years if he would be black
Hmm so his father is not known?
No, there are just too many fathers, that the problem
Hmmm too many possible fathers
37 men came in, one little man came out
“There was no father”
"I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened."
Sounds like a good movie plot to me
Pornhub needs the make a Classics section in 15 years
Won't be surprised if an insane amount of those within that category aren't dead by then from ODs, AIDS and suicide.
That would be sad but probably what is going to happen to some of then
In recent memory August Ames and Dakota Skye are the only two I know of. In fairness just two big names is a giant deal and entails more though.
Holy shit I had no idea Dakota died. What a strange and sad situation.
There was another who died close to August Ames, similar manner. Can't recall her name though
Olivia nova I think is who you’re thinking about
AIDS is actually a pretty survivable disease these days. People who are HIV+ on proper antiretroviral drugs live normal lives with undetectable quantities of the virus in their bloodstream. The problem is, you can never stop taking the drugs once you get infected.
Being HIV+ *, AIDS is the disease, meaning they are immunodeficient. But the antiretrovirals delay/prevent onset of the disease
True, you wouldn’t say someone HIV+ on treatment has AIDS. I’ll edit the comment.
Who knows, maybe in a decade we can cure it just we can with hep B.
Not really recommended viewing but efukt had a video compilation of porn scenes of stars that are since dead and causes of death, pretty morbid
If Lana is still number 1 when he’s around 14, there’s no way in hell she’ll be able to keep that secret
She is 24, it is not very likely
She would only be 38 so it’s a possibility
Jenna Jameson is 47. Her kids are 12. So they are going to learn a lot in a few years. They're more than likely our best points of reference as well.
She was arguably the most famous pornstar of the 90s as well.
She will quit porn when shes 30 at the very latest
Hasn't she already quit?
hell, are there porn news websites where you can get notified about stuff like that?
I thought she already did
Maybe not top 1, but it is very plausible she'll still be in the top 10 at least. Mia K hasn't done porn in years and she's still at number 4, and she hasn't dropped in numbers.
Well she has kept up a sizable internet presence on Instagram/tiktok, though I suppose if Lana Rhodes does the same then her fame will continue as well.
I can imagine him searching up his last names meaning on google and finding something else
could get cody rhodes
She won't. Jesse Jane already went through some of the same with her middle school aged kids. She talked about it on some doc I saw on Netflix or something.
What did she say? Like, did she talked with her Internet Service Provider and asked them to block all NSFW content, or even her name?
All he has to do is google her name and he'll find out much sooner
Her son: Haha, jokes on you I'm into that shit
...... and Auntie Gabbie Carter??
Lana Rhoades son playing on his xbox.
Everyone: I fucked your mom
Yeah he ain’t gonna make any comebacks after that
“Thanks for paying for my college.”
Those guys get paid too to fuck his mom.
Isn't she having a daughter?
Also I heard she was trying to get all the videos removed
Nah it's a boy
If she does get them removed she's also gonna remove my favorite porn video :(
Her problem is: The internet never forgets
Removing all the videos will bring even more attention to it and people will troll even harder. Not to forget people can download
Thats my thought.
Just quietly exit the porn scene to tend to the kid, If it isnt a whole big scene then it'll probably never be thought about again, save from the horny people going through nostalgic memories/downloaded or archived videos.
Don't worry, People will shove the fact that his mom was a p-star down his throat right when he pops out the womb
Thank you for not saying the word "porn" on the internet 🙏🙏
Doing god's work
WHAAT? He mentioned PORN?! I would’ve never found out if it wasn’t for you. Praise him 🙏
The one where she uses her throat,pussy, and asshole to satisfy. Pretty popular one
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
That's literally the title of the video ....
The one with the yoga ball or what the hell that thing's called
Pretty sure. I do remember seeing a yoga ball in the video
Clearly she's never heard of the Streisand effect
The Streisand effect is a social phenomenon that occurs when an attempt to hide, remove, or censor information has the unintended consequence of further publicizing that information, often via the Internet.
Ah! Thanks, kind stranger
She can't remove it just like that,someone will keep uploading it again and again no matter how many Times she takes it down.
Btw Sylvester Stallone tried many times to take his porn movie 'ITALIAN STALLION' down but still it's there on internet.
TIL Stallone has porn
Never mind that she likely doesn't have the actual rights to 99% of her work so it's not hers to take down.
Never gonna happen
i thought i was on the gintama subreddit for a second, i was pleasantly surprised
Good to see gintama memes.
Neil Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong canon
it has a very fine finish
'Also known as 'Running Lightning' '
Man don't you just hate it when you see good ass on a thumbnail, and midway through the vid the chick turns around and its your mum
I hate that for the kid, it may very well be a reality
That or by the time of his generation normal 2d vids would be like VHS tapes compared to the holo porn or smthn
i mean pornstars go through rotations every 10 years or so, which makes it possible that... with some luck... all her videos will be buried under literally 2 billion other videos, with about 20 other, younger by that time, and due to all that, more well known pornstars being at the front
without looking anything up, how many pornstars do you know that were popular in the 2000s? and even if you know about some, usually those are not exactly easy to find on the internet without EXPLICITLY searching for them (most pornstarts have a fake name so that issue is resolved as well)
adding to that, teenagers especially usually only know the current top ones with a few personal names added to that maybe, so even then...
its not impossible that someone will figure out who his mom is, but if she quits the industy, waits long enough and quits posting on the internet (as in no public facebook or twitter to reduce risk of doxxing) then by the time her kid or their friends are old enough to USE the internet, grass might have grown over and they will be too occupied looking at "candice dyk" to even find or remotely care about lana rhoades or whoever else might be a retired porn actor by then
Can’t wait to be 50 and tier 3 subbed to “Candice Dyk”
Imagine seeing your mom do the stuff there’s video of Lana doing. I seriously don’t think I’d ever recover. This kid is doomed from the very start.
Fucking hell id never recover from it. It’d be traumatic as fuck, kid’s gonna need a shit ton of therapy
She says she’s gonna try to get all of it off the internet, like good luck with that
Nice joke, as if it's even possible in the first place
Someone will create a mega pack with her videos, upload it in [Zamunda.net](https://Zamunda.net) or the Pirate Bay or any other site for torrents and she will never be able to delete her videos from the internet.
She literally doesnt even have the rights to most of it. People act like porn actors can just declare that videos of them should be taken down but in reality it's like any other movie where the studio/producer that produced it owns it. She can't get her videos taken down any more than Chris Evans could demand they stop selling Avengers.
She’ll have zero problem during labor. Babes gonna slide out with room to spare lmaoo
He’s gonna go on a slip and slide
It'll be a waterpark
Ayo supposedly she's having a daughter, doesn't make it better, but she might get bullied less than if she was a dude
the bulling is going to be bad probably, the cost of being a ph star, your nudes are going to stay on the internet and in storage for a long time if you make it to the level she has
i partially agree, but on the other hand, i feel like if lana rhoades daughter ever goes on the internet it might be WORSE than if her son went on it... seriously the hardcore fetishists will have a field day with her daughter, more than with her son...
This is the main reason I would never marry an ex pornstar. Not even really about body count and all that, just that I don't want my kids to be traumatized and bullied at school. Like how do you even come back from that
You don’t. She fucked over the kid by having it, the kid’s most likely will need therapy once it hits him
As the son of a prostitute that suspects that their mom may have done some porn at some point as well(thankfully all long before the internet was a thing), this had a very negative impact on my life as it was. I don't think i would have made it if everyone had instant access to actual videos of my mother to throw in my face. That definitely would have pushed me over the edge.
Well I’m glad you’re still here pal. But my condolences to her kid, he will suffer when he finds out. And maybe he won’t end up better now like you, but worse off
They will take incest porn to whole new level
Who tf is the dad tho?!?!?
Kevin Durant lol
Poor kid he is going to get bullied...
woah that's crazy how does that happen
I’m sure it’s because of Candice.
I am not going to leave you hanging, so....
You wouldn't know her she goes to another school
She’s my step sister and she goes to ligma high school
It got [deleted] ... what was it?
"I searched up for pictures, and I found porn, wtf" sth like that. I think op just didnt know it is a porn actress
His life is already ruined before born
Honestly more worried about how she is gonna raise the kid. And with what mindset. She is already so fucking defensive about these meme’s, saying stuff like “your parents didnt raise you well”.
You just know she is gonna raise him fucked up. Force him in a mindset where women should be treated like gods for doing porn and stuff. And whatever else to fuck the kid up, just so his opinion about his mom being a pornstar will always be positive about her. Like those people forcing kids to think they might be trans or gay when they just learning their first words.
Ay yoo gintoki
We will be getting new content, but this time it'll not be acting.
One late night
I legit never thought of this lol
Wonder what its like for some poor kid to be the child of a pornstar, must be difficult
Good luck finding the dad
Imagine what will happen on parents teacher meet
Straight A's on the report card, even without studying the kids a genius. Prolly helped that his dad was a plumber, astronaut, and a doctor!
His baby pics are just his mum with cum on her face
Isn't she doing extreme porn? Like the cheerios from ass and such... That's a hard hit for the kid
I hope she gets an abortion. Her kid will suffer otherwise
That's true of every kid. But yes this particular kid is going to get it rougher than their mom did.
But hey, they do have money.
Most will go into the kids therapy I tell ya…
Not my proudest fap
Did you know: pornstars that are screwed anally have leaky buttholes.
So do jews with Crohn's disease
Wait, if that's my mom, then which guy is my dad?
*Mom enters* wait what's so funny about it
Why Lana Rhoades?
*Slowly starts unzipping his pants*
nope he will be posting pictures with others Pornstars making his friends jealous.
Wait, is Lana Rhodes having a kid?
If i was him id watch gay porn
How'd she get pregnant... only ever seen her take it in the ass
Wait till he breaks his own arms
Yeah that's the look on his face while unzipping his pants
I see the plot of the hentai I last read here
Well thanks for the name OP
At least she left before the stepmom MILF stage of her career
Grandchild be like I am a Lannister
Also mia khalifa's, im so happy for them
The actreses, not their sons lmao
he'll be like:
mum i want make money like that too!
That's exactly how we lost nekane...