T O P

Wait is that mom?

Wait is that mom?

man_on_espresso247

he'll be fapping to her


LyfeFix

Bringing a whole new meaning to MILF


PerceptiveEnigma

Fucking cringe my dudes.


Big-Amir

No you


Epicminecrafter69

who's cringe? is she hot?


Ruzkiyvodka420

thats not what MILF means


PieRat7

Yeah, that's why they said it's a whole new meaning


SirBlankFace

Milf literally means Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.


tunnel_Reddito

Bruhhh.....


Qwerzq-

wouldn't it be "M,ILF" then? "Mom, I'd like to fuck"


oddsonni

You don't happen to have any eye bleach with you,


TXSized10_4

M’ILF


mercury_vains

"Tips hat"


Jody_B_Designs

Well, hello M'ilf


Fuggaak

Nah, Alabama has been around for a while so it’s npt a new meaning lol


TheDunadan29

I mean not really "new". Oedipus been around for while my man.


Schranus

I'm guessing you're unaware of Oedipus' response to finding out he fucked his mum.


TheDunadan29

Yeah, but you know someone rule34'd that story essentially as soon as it came out. My point was it's been around a lot longer than the term MILF.


calizoomer

#Wait til y'all see the tape of your moms


man_on_espresso247

Why so angry? Oh Oh...Gentlemen, i think we have found her son! Dw kiddo, if it's any consolation I only fap to your mom.. I think this makes us fap-bros


calizoomer

Jokes on you I get the real thing from Mommy Lana


man_on_espresso247

Lucky Bastard


y_u_v_i_c_a_n

Family bang


Drumstix626

Son help me I'm stuck!


skyguy_22

Yes officer, this comment right here!


WarBeastPegasus

He’ll wanna go back in her pussy.


kinq10

Oh god


Leeian44

What if he didn’t know it was his mom.. finds out later.. idk if there’s enough therapy in the world to fix that


FelineFucker420

He'll be searching for his father on there


tinfoilad

That's going to be a long journey


offshoreguy89

If he starts now he might be done when he turns 30


deepakbharati434

I think it will take only 28 years if he would be black


lazypotato1729

Hmm so his father is not known?


Mine_Knight

No, there are just too many fathers, that the problem


lazypotato1729

Hmmm too many possible fathers


DaLegend28

Mama Mia!


Real_Cup_o_Joe

37 men came in, one little man came out


TooCovert

“There was no father”


Garo263

"I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened."


Pmcpalani

Sounds like a good movie plot to me


Potato-Boy1

Pornhub needs the make a Classics section in 15 years


[deleted]

Won't be surprised if an insane amount of those within that category aren't dead by then from ODs, AIDS and suicide.


Potato-Boy1

That would be sad but probably what is going to happen to some of then


THE_FREEDOM_COBRA

In recent memory August Ames and Dakota Skye are the only two I know of. In fairness just two big names is a giant deal and entails more though.


Danny_Tamberelli

Holy shit I had no idea Dakota died. What a strange and sad situation.


SpaceLoreB

There was another who died close to August Ames, similar manner. Can't recall her name though


strokesfan91

Olivia nova I think is who you’re thinking about


rdg50x

Anastasia Knight


Astroteuthis

AIDS is actually a pretty survivable disease these days. People who are HIV+ on proper antiretroviral drugs live normal lives with undetectable quantities of the virus in their bloodstream. The problem is, you can never stop taking the drugs once you get infected.


FitDiet4023

Being HIV+ *, AIDS is the disease, meaning they are immunodeficient. But the antiretrovirals delay/prevent onset of the disease


Astroteuthis

True, you wouldn’t say someone HIV+ on treatment has AIDS. I’ll edit the comment.


sicklyslick

Who knows, maybe in a decade we can cure it just we can with hep B.


JohnEffKennedy

Not really recommended viewing but efukt had a video compilation of porn scenes of stars that are since dead and causes of death, pretty morbid


mads0504

If Lana is still number 1 when he’s around 14, there’s no way in hell she’ll be able to keep that secret


Sergey32321

She is 24, it is not very likely


tkett1

She would only be 38 so it’s a possibility


Danny_Tamberelli

Jenna Jameson is 47. Her kids are 12. So they are going to learn a lot in a few years. They're more than likely our best points of reference as well. She was arguably the most famous pornstar of the 90s as well.


Ruzkiyvodka420

She will quit porn when shes 30 at the very latest


RealLameUserName

Hasn't she already quit?


Ruzkiyvodka420

hell, are there porn news websites where you can get notified about stuff like that?


greydevil666

I thought she already did


thermacslap

Maybe not top 1, but it is very plausible she'll still be in the top 10 at least. Mia K hasn't done porn in years and she's still at number 4, and she hasn't dropped in numbers.


Eleventeen-

Well she has kept up a sizable internet presence on Instagram/tiktok, though I suppose if Lana Rhodes does the same then her fame will continue as well.


Spaceturtle79

I can imagine him searching up his last names meaning on google and finding something else


Leo_Stormdryke

could get cody rhodes


ElBadBiscuit

She won't. Jesse Jane already went through some of the same with her middle school aged kids. She talked about it on some doc I saw on Netflix or something.


DAN-EXE

What did she say? Like, did she talked with her Internet Service Provider and asked them to block all NSFW content, or even her name?


Master3530

All he has to do is google her name and he'll find out much sooner


JoshiDaChicken

F-fourteen?


Bl3kBoi

Her son: Haha, jokes on you I'm into that shit


shadiskeith

...... and Auntie Gabbie Carter??


Duderus159

Uncle Johnny?


beysko

Lana Rhoades son playing on his xbox. Everyone: I fucked your mom


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Yeah he ain’t gonna make any comebacks after that


2retsamemem

“Thanks for paying for my college.”


WarBeastPegasus

Those guys get paid too to fuck his mom.


james_hamilton1234

Isn't she having a daughter? Also I heard she was trying to get all the videos removed


Average_Demon

Nah it's a boy If she does get them removed she's also gonna remove my favorite porn video :(


AntriderZ

Her problem is: The internet never forgets


Sergey32321

Removing all the videos will bring even more attention to it and people will troll even harder. Not to forget people can download


[deleted]

Thats my thought. Just quietly exit the porn scene to tend to the kid, If it isnt a whole big scene then it'll probably never be thought about again, save from the horny people going through nostalgic memories/downloaded or archived videos.


mercury_vains

Don't worry, People will shove the fact that his mom was a p-star down his throat right when he pops out the womb


Whobody2

Thank you for not saying the word "porn" on the internet 🙏🙏 Doing god's work


ButterStick212

WHAAT? He mentioned PORN?! I would’ve never found out if it wasn’t for you. Praise him 🙏


TheDunadan29

Pourne


the_mudskipper

Which one?


Average_Demon

The one where she uses her throat,pussy, and asshole to satisfy. Pretty popular one


[deleted]

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


Average_Demon

That's literally the title of the video ....


the_mudskipper

The one with the yoga ball or what the hell that thing's called


Average_Demon

Pretty sure. I do remember seeing a yoga ball in the video


bubsy200

Gym ball.


CremyCabbage

Clearly she's never heard of the Streisand effect


CatUnderYourBed

What's that?


CremyCabbage

The Streisand effect is a social phenomenon that occurs when an attempt to hide, remove, or censor information has the unintended consequence of further publicizing that information, often via the Internet.


CatUnderYourBed

Ah! Thanks, kind stranger


studwildboar99

She can't remove it just like that,someone will keep uploading it again and again no matter how many Times she takes it down. Btw Sylvester Stallone tried many times to take his porn movie 'ITALIAN STALLION' down but still it's there on internet.


justyr12

TIL Stallone has porn


RevengencerAlf

Never mind that she likely doesn't have the actual rights to 99% of her work so it's not hers to take down.


PewdsForPresidnt

Never gonna happen


xhris666

*unzips pants*


Radiant_eagle573

Ah gintoki


dcxr

i thought i was on the gintama subreddit for a second, i was pleasantly surprised


rtndeep9

Good to see gintama memes.


fgdcjjy7thi

Neil Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong canon


dcxr

it has a very fine finish


Funkyfurr

'Also known as 'Running Lightning' '


Drakkon2ZShadows

Man don't you just hate it when you see good ass on a thumbnail, and midway through the vid the chick turns around and its your mum


ButterStick212

I hate that for the kid, it may very well be a reality


Drakkon2ZShadows

That or by the time of his generation normal 2d vids would be like VHS tapes compared to the holo porn or smthn


Scorkami

i mean pornstars go through rotations every 10 years or so, which makes it possible that... with some luck... all her videos will be buried under literally 2 billion other videos, with about 20 other, younger by that time, and due to all that, more well known pornstars being at the front without looking anything up, how many pornstars do you know that were popular in the 2000s? and even if you know about some, usually those are not exactly easy to find on the internet without EXPLICITLY searching for them (most pornstarts have a fake name so that issue is resolved as well) adding to that, teenagers especially usually only know the current top ones with a few personal names added to that maybe, so even then... ​ its not impossible that someone will figure out who his mom is, but if she quits the industy, waits long enough and quits posting on the internet (as in no public facebook or twitter to reduce risk of doxxing) then by the time her kid or their friends are old enough to USE the internet, grass might have grown over and they will be too occupied looking at "candice dyk" to even find or remotely care about lana rhoades or whoever else might be a retired porn actor by then


Drakkon2ZShadows

Can’t wait to be 50 and tier 3 subbed to “Candice Dyk”


Napalese

Imagine seeing your mom do the stuff there’s video of Lana doing. I seriously don’t think I’d ever recover. This kid is doomed from the very start.


ButterStick212

Fucking hell id never recover from it. It’d be traumatic as fuck, kid’s gonna need a shit ton of therapy


R31D_J0HN50N

She says she’s gonna try to get all of it off the internet, like good luck with that


noobie_explorer_101

Nice joke, as if it's even possible in the first place


georgi544

Someone will create a mega pack with her videos, upload it in [Zamunda.net](https://Zamunda.net) or the Pirate Bay or any other site for torrents and she will never be able to delete her videos from the internet.


RevengencerAlf

She literally doesnt even have the rights to most of it. People act like porn actors can just declare that videos of them should be taken down but in reality it's like any other movie where the studio/producer that produced it owns it. She can't get her videos taken down any more than Chris Evans could demand they stop selling Avengers.


45_ways_to_win

She’ll have zero problem during labor. Babes gonna slide out with room to spare lmaoo


imaguy-who-likes-foo

He’s gonna go on a slip and slide


[deleted]

It'll be a waterpark


arjun_0702

Ayo supposedly she's having a daughter, doesn't make it better, but she might get bullied less than if she was a dude


tha-beater

the bulling is going to be bad probably, the cost of being a ph star, your nudes are going to stay on the internet and in storage for a long time if you make it to the level she has


Scorkami

i partially agree, but on the other hand, i feel like if lana rhoades daughter ever goes on the internet it might be WORSE than if her son went on it... seriously the hardcore fetishists will have a field day with her daughter, more than with her son...


sc122k

This is the main reason I would never marry an ex pornstar. Not even really about body count and all that, just that I don't want my kids to be traumatized and bullied at school. Like how do you even come back from that


ButterStick212

You don’t. She fucked over the kid by having it, the kid’s most likely will need therapy once it hits him


AramisNight

As the son of a prostitute that suspects that their mom may have done some porn at some point as well(thankfully all long before the internet was a thing), this had a very negative impact on my life as it was. I don't think i would have made it if everyone had instant access to actual videos of my mother to throw in my face. That definitely would have pushed me over the edge.


ButterStick212

Well I’m glad you’re still here pal. But my condolences to her kid, he will suffer when he finds out. And maybe he won’t end up better now like you, but worse off


Alanuelo230

They will take incest porn to whole new level


Average_Demon

Who tf is the dad tho?!?!?


deathstr0ke

Kevin Durant lol


studwildboar99

Dads*


sakhavuirattachankan

Poor kid he is going to get bullied...


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PapyNeko

woah that's crazy how does that happen


throwawayproblems_

I’m sure it’s because of Candice.


nolifeuwithoutwaifu

I am not going to leave you hanging, so.... Who's Candice?


OGchikn

You wouldn't know her she goes to another school


throwawayproblems_

She’s my step sister and she goes to ligma high school


MeThings_Cs

My friend


AlkaliActivated

It got [deleted] ... what was it?


PapyNeko

"I searched up for pictures, and I found porn, wtf" sth like that. I think op just didnt know it is a porn actress


fed_Up93

His life is already ruined before born


PhatBeatsies1111

Honestly more worried about how she is gonna raise the kid. And with what mindset. She is already so fucking defensive about these meme’s, saying stuff like “your parents didnt raise you well”. You just know she is gonna raise him fucked up. Force him in a mindset where women should be treated like gods for doing porn and stuff. And whatever else to fuck the kid up, just so his opinion about his mom being a pornstar will always be positive about her. Like those people forcing kids to think they might be trans or gay when they just learning their first words.


ygtblgn_0

Gin-chan


UgandanKnuckles9

Ay yoo gintoki


inanjaki184

We will be getting new content, but this time it'll not be acting.


cabbage-mansike

One late night


Radaistarion

HOLY SHIT I legit never thought of this lol Wonder what its like for some poor kid to be the child of a pornstar, must be difficult


Alekid109

): D: #D: *faps*


Rayne_HUN

Gintokiiii


UncleJimothy

Good luck finding the dad


ManavMitrani

Imagine what will happen on parents teacher meet


Gitzo-Gutface

Straight A's on the report card, even without studying the kids a genius. Prolly helped that his dad was a plumber, astronaut, and a doctor!


IAmTheMeOfMyself

His baby pics are just his mum with cum on her face


PerunaXXX

Isn't she doing extreme porn? Like the cheerios from ass and such... That's a hard hit for the kid


hiyamynameisjeff

I hope she gets an abortion. Her kid will suffer otherwise


AramisNight

That's true of every kid. But yes this particular kid is going to get it rougher than their mom did.


69420isntfunny

But hey, they do have money.


ButterStick212

Most will go into the kids therapy I tell ya…


Rusttdaron

Not my proudest fap


Roadkill_Fan

Did you know: pornstars that are screwed anally have leaky buttholes.


o1289031nwytgnet

So do jews with Crohn's disease


Roadkill_Fan

Yup lol


Fast_Hornet5964

Wait, if that's my mom, then which guy is my dad?


Kool-aid_Crusader

Nani?!


Ok_Comfortable_7241

*Mom enters* wait what's so funny about it


cleganedog

Why Lana Rhoades?


SaltyZean

*Slowly starts unzipping his pants*


chad_klatz

nope he will be posting pictures with others Pornstars making his friends jealous.


apesticka

Wait, is Lana Rhodes having a kid?


-Yannic-

If i was him id watch gay porn


Jimatchoo

How'd she get pregnant... only ever seen her take it in the ass


boblikeshispizza

Wait till he breaks his own arms


potato_tomato_junior

Yeah that's the look on his face while unzipping his pants


Akib137

I see the plot of the hentai I last read here


PotatoTheLard

u/savevideo


king_arya_2004

u/savevideobot


YuppieSlayerX

Well thanks for the name OP


ZWass777

At least she left before the stepmom MILF stage of her career


nimbussilver

Grandchild be like I am a Lannister


Je-ls

Also mia khalifa's, im so happy for them


Je-ls

The actreses, not their sons lmao


r_stepbro

he'll be like: mum i want make money like that too!


v1n1c1u3gdm

That's exactly how we lost nekane...