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toddlerdick

Even worse


RockHardPenis09

sucks for you


toddlerdick

I wouldnt complain with your name


RockHardPenis09

I ain’t complaining


Ok-Astronomer9949

You’re enjoying it


Legal_Age_Of_consent

Im Gucci 😎


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NerpissatDoftblock

I can't go to Yemen. I'm an analyst!


EyeSac567

I love anal!


tightenupthatbhole

Oh yeah?


sharknado28360

Ur eating an eyesac


_your_name_here420

Do I just eat everyone??


Oselote360

Or eat yourself


_your_name_here420

Got to get a few ribs removed first


RockHardPenis09

Can you?


_your_name_here420

Food for the rest of my life if I don't have a time limit lmao


_your_name_here420

Welcome to my trap *screacchhhhhhhh*


_Alex_Zer0_

No, he’s the one that sucks


BBQ_FETUS

Even even worse


Big_Berry_4589

Pretty sure anything with BBQ taste good


Optimal__Koala

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsUlhWEEnLme98s)


ExplosiveCarrot

Even worse


QuantumButtz

Your username is worse than fishfucker69


Optimal__Koala

That’s it. I SUMMON u/Fish_Fucker69


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Optimal__Koala

Fuck that fish


thatguynick123

I imagined that as a crowd at a game show. “FUCK THAT FISH!!!!”


HairyBallZ19

Yeh, you sure win this one


DinnerWithASpoon

Do I eat the spoon too?


wakslep

Y E S


DinnerWithASpoon

All part of a balanced diet


Ok-Astronomer9949

You need your minerals man


DinnerWithASpoon

At least I won’t have iron deficiency…maybe iron poisoning, but definitely not iron deficiency.


HeyHeyItsKylie

Need a lot of iron in your blood


AnotherRandom-User

Eating spoon using a spoon


Gary_the_snaiI

It would be better that what I do with them


TheForkInTheSoup

Also the spoon


trintonr19

Quick swap your silverware with utensils made from crystal sugar or some shit


BIG_BURRITO852

Pretty happy


RadlantPie

852 burritos...


cheeky_raptor_boi

It didn't say all at once


trintonr19

But you received them all at once and can’t get new ones until you finish


cheeky_raptor_boi

Idk quess hell die then. I have to eat a raptor. Which depends entirely on what species it is for how bad it is. Could be gigantoraptor or microraptor and the dozens in between I don't know.


turkey_dinosaurs123

yeah i'm pretty happy with mine as well


ze_SAFTmon

So *you're* the reason dinosaurs went extinct


turkey_dinosaurs123

for legal reasons i deny these claims.


ze_SAFTmon

Understandable. Have a great day.


Catalorian2018

Would burritos be your diet?


BillyFromTexas1

I have to eat a Texan named billy


AnUmimportantGuy

dude at least you know his name


Dr4gonM4ster420

Makes it more personal knowing his name as you consume him.


BillyFromTexas1

Quit crying Billy and just let me eat you before your parents shotgun me


Dr4gonM4ster420

*Chomp*


TheOssified

*Nom nom*


RocketPoweredRedneck

I'm assuming the person I'm eating is high on cocaine


GubbenJonson

Man flesh is underrated tbh


Player-Gamer_GD

r/holup


GubbenJonson

Small ones are especially soft and juicy.


Moon-Lord-

What about the flesh of a god?


GubbenJonson

We like humanses, batses and fishes, but we hasn’t tried godses before! Is it soft, is it juicy?


UnclesPoopsock

Oh God I'm gonna puke


thewiselumpofcoal

Actually, I think it would be worse without the sock at least. Focus on the positives.


lookinthemirror_man

how did you come up with that name


UnclesPoopsock

That's a really good question


SpikeBomb69420

Ouch


Crazy-Lich

At least bone marrow is considered a delicacy in some places.


wafflemaker95

Well i guess il die


Amazekam

![gif](giphy|lNrNLRLmpC3VIjl82D)


Voldemorts_butt

Oh shit


thewiselumpofcoal

"Ah, I know you! You're here for my butt, right? I've seen it in a mirror a long time ago, after that fool finally took that cursed turban off my face."


Breakfast_Bagelz

The mirror of desire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


tbagger666

Valdemort with the juiciest ass ever seen.


Connect-Watercress25

That’s good tho


Voldemorts_butt

Mmm yeah i guess lol


Tax-fraud_112

Wait so how does this work for me?


Porroboy44

Eat Money


ZombieP0ny

Literally eat the rich.


The_Merciless_Potato

Eat your money to evade paying taxes


tbagger666

Just eat the IRS. Office, staff, and everything.


LastOreoInTheBox

Finally, my username's time to shine


blackthunder148

I wonder how colored sound would taste


thewiselumpofcoal

I'm not stoned enough to comprehend that.


PorkDaddy420

Slimy yet satisfying


HeyHeyItsKylie

*hakuna matata*


668_67-421

Aui mba-we aui mba-we aui mba-we


PorkDaddy420

Wait, are those actual words?


HeyHeyItsKylie

Have you watched the lion king before?


668_67-421

Yes i have cried lion king before


HeyHeyItsKylie

These are the songs from the movie


PorkDaddy420

Yes, but you wrote it like they may be actual words that mean something


668_67-421

No just made them up lazy to search them


HeyHeyItsKylie

*hee hee he hee he hee he hee hee*


Microwavedstrawberry

Not bad


The_Merciless_Potato

Ew


u_youunculturedswine

You have to eat the microwave too.


Microwavedstrawberry

Even better


GODZILAMASTER2020

So what the fuck do i eat


3-brain_cells

Godzilla AND the master


Mynameis_Vintage

That to at 20:20 PM


GODZILAMASTER2020

Thanks


Toaster5852

Best served in a bathtub


slim1791

I don’t even know


Wales_forever

You can now choose whether you eat either skinny people or Eminem


slim1791

Eminem


Wales_forever

Uh sure. Might take you a while longer tho


PvtParts2001

Slim jims?


Stonks_man34354

Slim Shady


Budget_Lettuce_2860

Crisp and affordable


A_Dead_Hamster

Well...fuck


xBrokenheels

Guess I'll die


DatBoiDogg0

Is is alive while I do it? Also what breed


Hare_Krishna69

let it be fun ,chihuaua high on meth


Wolf_Unlikely

Just make sure it wasn't a pet first and you're safe from law enforcement in most states.


TheGrapeMeister

No, but you must name it “Dat Boi”. Pug.


bisexual_lemon_69420

I'm good, thanks!


VegitoBlue2020

Eat thy bisexual lemon


GeenBread

Noooooooo


LiteSarcasm

Avant-garde antibiotics


AAAAAA166

no


AAAAAHHHHHHHH_

You are not alone


paradote

Time to drink your void juice


AAAAAHHHHHHHH_

I don't even know how to respond


tbagger666

Liquid screams. The howling of thousands of tormented souls ripped from my soul cage just to fulfill your needs.


StickyJizz1

I don't have a problem


DeeJay353

From the dick, or…


KatieNoodler

mines not bad :)


dumpsterjuice00

Mmm cannibalism


KatieNoodler

oh no


HeyHeyItsKylie

I have to eat myself!?!


KatieNoodler

you read the rules... it must be done


MutantNinjaNipples

Umm


PeePooPeePeepoop

Yummy


Optimal__Koala

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


TastelessVirgin

Idk how to feel about it


The_free_trial

How… do I eat that?


LiteSarcasm

Freely


rocket20067

You put it on a USB and eat the USB


Optimal__Koala

I SUMMON u/Fish_Fucker69


littlemidgetfucker

Fish are tasty tho


Optimal__Koala

Nummy*


littlemidgetfucker

They are pretty nummy, I want to meet mr fish fucker


Acid_Taco

Either I die or I'm trippin.


VegitoBlue2020

Both


mayoboy3000

i need alot of mayo to eat my username


Skillz_mcgee

3000 packets to be exact.


Mellow_sykes

what does water from a stream taste like?


Spongy_Noob

Not bad


MacaroniAndEggs

W H A T


____Some1____

I swear I'm not a cannibal.


sweetonionchild

Oh god.


succitbaby

uh


thatonepieceofcheese

Can't complain


Salted_Biscuit

The good ending 🙂


Electronic_Sugar5924

Shockingly sweet


DinnerWithASpoon

Pop Rocks!!!!!


Young_Person_42

Frick


Catalorian2018

Oh no


BronxiiH

Oh no


Ulla--Britta

Pewdiepie's cat in Minecraft


SuperRexT

hmmmm


HeyHeyItsKylie

We need to build a time machine for you my guy


Kingofgl4tches

Really confusing


Old-Tea-9987

More like to drink it


rocket20067

No eat the cup


WheatleyTurret

Metallic


Chief_Bacon

Holy shit I got lucky


IconicPancake2

Yeah same here


Slimyretard

Eww


Pain-t-

You hate veggies that much?


Gapple-

yum golden apple, now i have abortion irl


rocket20067

You mean absorption


Gapple-

lmao I hate my phone, typing on this is so difficult XD


cute_piggy_

I'm a vegan..


Catalorian2018

Oh no


Hare_Krishna69

anyway


Conditius7327

Spicy…..


SamsaraaTiger

I have to eat a tiger named Samsaraa.... that surely wouldn't end well, unless the tiger is dead. Obviously, I wouldn't been happy or in a good mood, as I have been vegetarian for my whole life 🤣


MisterDoggoMan

I don’t undersrand


im_here_noww

I don't even know


carame1sundae

Mine goes amazing :D!


Ablazeknight91

AHHH HOT HOT HOT HOT


goat_cheese_milk

I think mine is reasonable


StraightUpJello

Pretty good as long as its cherry


how_to-train_monkeys

Wow something exotic


Catalorian2018

How?


Megalopainia69

Uuuh.. sans?


rocket20067

No the song


SilkySanta

Oh no


-NGC-6302-

It'd be a long trip


Canekowe

what.


Flankanbutt

Uhh.. it kinda salty


tatothepotatofries

Yum


Debt_East

Un, Well


Toxic_Gamer001

Ah yes cannibalism


ThatGuy371

Caniblism bad


y0gaCat1

Nooooo the poor cat


introvertshark

Um do I have to....?


Gary_the_snaiI

Mine would be very normal, but also sad


dragonboy171717

i feel like dragon human hybrid meat would be a delicacy