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A lot of buyers would be interested

A lot of buyers would be interested

Sloth_Dream-King

Bed Shapiro couldn't make his house wet even if it flooded...


Specific-Quiet-818

This is the winning comment


AndreasVesalius

Need a mop and a bucket for this wet ass property


qaiblue

Well, actually if your house is wet, it has yeast infection.


Specific-Quiet-818

Gotta get that checked out


throwRA77r68588riyg

Well a house will get mouldy if it's wet... but the wet causes the mold not the other way. And it is only applicable to houses.


Majik53

...or his wife.


Colinoneillfor2020

You’re an antisemite, do you sympathize with Hitler too you fascist? Punch Nazis, stop bullying Jewish people just because Ben can afford a home due to smart decisions, you racist, sexist, classist clown. Big oof. Swing and miss. Major ugh. You’re down bad. Ha, got ‘me. Redistribute the wealth from doctors and lawyers to felons and stoners!


Sloth_Dream-King

Damn, you went straight Godwin in like 3 turns.


ripConsolePharah

Did... did I just get contact pwned? ![gif](giphy|3oFzmg5b8dWet0S9ji|downsized)


NerdsAreWeak

Stop talking like a socially awkward nerd, it's fucking weird.


NonHomogenized

Do you have brain worms or something? And why are you randomly bringing up antisemitism while defending Ben "The Jewish people has always been plagued by Bad Jews, who undermine it from within. In America, those Bad Jews largely vote Democrat." Shapiro?


TreeChangeMe

Are you ok?


ineverhadsexwithacow

How does nobody realize this is a joke?


Majik53

Okie dokie... who pissed in your cornflakes, Skippy?


woomy-jpg

*aquaman has entered the chat*


AveGotNowtLeft

*fucking aquaman


B0swell_D0ddler

*Aaaakwaaman


CptMatt_theTrashCat

I cane here to say this


BookishDoki

JUST ONE SMALL PROBLEM


Tsredsfan

SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO BEN? ***FUCKING AQUAMAN!?***


novaraz

For the uninitiated. [Check out 4 minutes.](https://youtu.be/RLqXkYrdmjY)


CleatusVandamn

I've seen it before but wanted to watch again


everything_equals_42

Every time,


Different_Conflict_8

It’s never been explained why he felt it necessarily to take an axe to a wall for that bit. Which makes it funnier.


MintyBrrrrrr

When you point this out, they'll act like there's a huge, wealthy market for coastal real estate and, "all you have to do is sell it to some rube before the flooding starts."


eyekwah2

"We weren't wrong about global warming.. we made a pretty penny off real estate sales from that.."


nirbot0213

honestly I live in NC where we’re literally about to cut off road repair for some of these beachfront towns because they keep getting flooded and the residents refuse to move out. there very well may be a bunch of rich idiots buying properties that’ll be underwater in a decade.


Vreejack

The government has been subsidizing their home insurance for decades, so it didn't really cost them anything if their home was destroyed. That policy might have ended recently. Or not.


GoGoGadgetBumHair

I was just talking to a PhD candidate whose dissertation is on how to solve this issue. Apparently that’s still a subsidy.


[deleted]

And of course their solution to the "but they're underwater" problem is literally "just sell it to them *before* it floods not like they'll try to get a refund! Har-har!"


CleatusVandamn

You have to time it just right though


LarsFWF

*half of west germany is under water * People according to ben: It might be a bit wet but right here ypu see my h- ... Where's my house?


Classic_Run_4836

Low-key wanted to share this on the r/BenShapiro sub.


TheWaffleComrade

I was fine not knowing a Ben Shapiro subreddit existed


mmreviews

Just went through a bunch of the top posts. It's weirdly like 50/50 making fun of ben and right wing memes that have nothing to do with Ben. It's weird.


Classic_Run_4836

To my surprise there is Paleoconservative subreddit as well.


kciuq1

Is that just conservatives who are on the Paleo diet?


Classic_Run_4836

Oh no.


kciuq1

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NonHomogenized

IDK, do you think Pat Buchanan is on the paleo diet?


Brick_Fish

They disabled crossposts lmao Ima just repost this then


Classic_Run_4836

Oh mah gah! Post the link here so that we can join in on the fun.


Brick_Fish

https://www.reddit.com/r/benshapiro/comments/opfd7k/a_lot_of_buyers_would_be_interested/


Classic_Run_4836

I have done my duty.


Receiver527

What a genius s/


hyperhurricanrana

*insert Aquaman saying it’s free real estate here*


Numerous-Secret3725

I personally feel very owned


duggtodeath

"Just sell your home when your neighborhood floods." "To who? Aquaman?"


conroyale

Aquaman: "yes, I will buy this completely ruined residence that was clearly made for above-water living and use it to live underwater instead of my extravagant palace that's been standing for millennia"


Femboy_Airstrike

Barnacle boy in ba building, wassgood


Icy-Jackfruit-249

Ben Shapiro is the type of guy to find you banging his wife and offer you a cigarette and a hand shake when you’re done


[deleted]

When Shapiro actually said that, did he know that you can't live in an underwater house? Surely he at least knows how dumb he sounds and is just doing it for the grift? Like, besides the Aquaman joke... The house is waterlogged, there's not going to be any running electricity and there's gonna be toxic mold and mildew spores *everywhere*. Did Ben know this? He knows a human being can't breathe underwater right?


AgitatedPerspective9

Lets all hope aquaman is looking for a change of scenery


LEGOVLIVE

Harry, get the axe


craftycontrarian

It's a fire sale, but instead of fire, water.


alias_bloom

Just drink all the water 🤷‍♂️ dumbass


VeganVagiVore

"Actually, natural disasters don't destroy value" -- The economics understander


book_of_eli_sha

You say the ocean’s rising? Like Ben gives a shit.


dddthj

You say the whole worlds ending, dummy it already did (when Obama was elected)


AshTreex3

You say the ocean’s rising, like he gives a shit.