A lot of buyers would be interested
By - dddthj
Bed Shapiro couldn't make his house wet even if it flooded...
This is the winning comment
Need a mop and a bucket for this wet ass property
Well, actually if your house is wet, it has yeast infection.
Gotta get that checked out
Well a house will get mouldy if it's wet... but the wet causes the mold not the other way. And it is only applicable to houses.
...or his wife.
You’re an antisemite, do you sympathize with Hitler too you fascist? Punch Nazis, stop bullying Jewish people just because Ben can afford a home due to smart decisions, you racist, sexist, classist clown. Big oof. Swing and miss. Major ugh. You’re down bad. Ha, got ‘me. Redistribute the wealth from doctors and lawyers to felons and stoners!
Damn, you went straight Godwin in like 3 turns.
Did... did I just get contact pwned?
Stop talking like a socially awkward nerd, it's fucking weird.
Do you have brain worms or something?
And why are you randomly bringing up antisemitism while defending Ben "The Jewish people has always been plagued by Bad Jews, who undermine it from within. In America, those Bad Jews largely vote Democrat." Shapiro?
Are you ok?
How does nobody realize this is a joke?
Okie dokie... who pissed in your cornflakes, Skippy?
*aquaman has entered the chat*
I cane here to say this
JUST ONE SMALL PROBLEM
SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO BEN?
For the uninitiated. [Check out 4 minutes.](https://youtu.be/RLqXkYrdmjY)
I've seen it before but wanted to watch again
It’s never been explained why he felt it necessarily to take an axe to a wall for that bit. Which makes it funnier.
When you point this out, they'll act like there's a huge, wealthy market for coastal real estate and, "all you have to do is sell it to some rube before the flooding starts."
"We weren't wrong about global warming.. we made a pretty penny off real estate sales from that.."
honestly I live in NC where we’re literally about to cut off road repair for some of these beachfront towns because they keep getting flooded and the residents refuse to move out. there very well may be a bunch of rich idiots buying properties that’ll be underwater in a decade.
The government has been subsidizing their home insurance for decades, so it didn't really cost them anything if their home was destroyed. That policy might have ended recently. Or not.
I was just talking to a PhD candidate whose dissertation is on how to solve this issue. Apparently that’s still a subsidy.
And of course their solution to the "but they're underwater" problem is literally "just sell it to them *before* it floods not like they'll try to get a refund! Har-har!"
You have to time it just right though
*half of west germany is under water *
People according to ben: It might be a bit wet but right here ypu see my h- ... Where's my house?
Low-key wanted to share this on the r/BenShapiro sub.
I was fine not knowing a Ben Shapiro subreddit existed
Just went through a bunch of the top posts. It's weirdly like 50/50 making fun of ben and right wing memes that have nothing to do with Ben. It's weird.
To my surprise there is Paleoconservative subreddit as well.
Is that just conservatives who are on the Paleo diet?
IDK, do you think Pat Buchanan is on the paleo diet?
They disabled crossposts lmao
Ima just repost this then
Oh mah gah! Post the link here so that we can join in on the fun.
I have done my duty.
What a genius s/
*insert Aquaman saying it’s free real estate here*
I personally feel very owned
"Just sell your home when your neighborhood floods."
"To who? Aquaman?"
Aquaman: "yes, I will buy this completely ruined residence that was clearly made for above-water living and use it to live underwater instead of my extravagant palace that's been standing for millennia"
Barnacle boy in ba building, wassgood
Ben Shapiro is the type of guy to find you banging his wife and offer you a cigarette and a hand shake when you’re done
When Shapiro actually said that, did he know that you can't live in an underwater house? Surely he at least knows how dumb he sounds and is just doing it for the grift?
Like, besides the Aquaman joke... The house is waterlogged, there's not going to be any running electricity and there's gonna be toxic mold and mildew spores *everywhere*.
Did Ben know this? He knows a human being can't breathe underwater right?
Lets all hope aquaman is looking for a change of scenery
Harry, get the axe
It's a fire sale, but instead of fire, water.
Just drink all the water 🤷♂️ dumbass
"Actually, natural disasters don't destroy value"
-- The economics understander
You say the ocean’s rising? Like Ben gives a shit.
You say the whole worlds ending, dummy it already did (when Obama was elected)
You say the ocean’s rising, like he gives a shit.