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Who were the stoners in the Harry Potter world?

Who were the stoners in the Harry Potter world?

Macho-Magikarp

Hufflepuff


oedipism_for_one

It’s subtle but obviously once you see the clues. Always have the lowest grades, unusual affinity for nature, and closest dorm to the kitchen.


jessgrohl96

Friends with everyone, super chill, the name is literally hufflepuff


crap70

"Fancy a stroll down to Hagrid's?"


verfemen

Luna, Fred and George, Professor Sybill Trelawney. Probably also Molly. Not around the kids; but the twins know and probably supply.


ctwise12

I feel like Luna has less of a weed vibe and more of a shrooms vibe


MoralMischief

If I didn't know Harry Potter as well as I do I'd have thought you meant Molly as in e not Molly Weasley haha


verfemen

Haha I didn't think of that before, but now that also seems like something the twins would have. A secret stash of muggle drugs.


PrimateOfGod

They would definitely get curious hearing Muggles talking about "Magic" Mushrooms and would've certainly tried it. It suits their vibes too. No, now that I think about it, the twins were definitely shroomers.


AuraHiddenKeep

Molly has probably "confiscated" some weed from the twins more times than she can count


Puzzleheaded-Sleep33

the twins for sure as far as weed.. shrooms on the other hand i can totally see luna on that lmao


Smokey_da_dyke

Albus for sure. Man never panicked, talked some weird shit all the time, and forgot to tell Harry everything!


Respond-Early

Fred and George


RoberTakiFirminamino

The philosopher whoever he was


FrankieNoNose76

Nicholas Fremmel?


TheMadDabber83

Flemmel


FrankieNoNose76

Thank you for that. I did the best I could without looking it up


seekerfitterfilter90

The Philosopher’s Stoned?


picat229

...must be a Weasley!


Kermits_tadpole

Hagrid fs a plug


naturally_nina

Fred, George, and Charlie Weasley. Also Luna Lovegood and Cedric Diggory. As for the older generation, Tonks, Trelawney, Hagrid.


aquarianwitch777

Hagrid for sure


musicallyours01

Definitely the Weasley's


ElGoldenGringo

Honestly Hermine seems like a real closet stoner.


sc122k

we gotta do this for all of our childhood characters.


BigScottishHaggis

Professor sprout.. probably neville too


Loco5550

I think Dudley got into drugs


MoralMischief

I think Dudley bullied his cronies into doing drugs for him 'cause he'd be too scared


shijoselsk

Everyone I'm a huuuuge nerd please don't bully me. Do your drugs for you?? Oh nooo 👀


RearEchelon

Smoke it *all,* dweeb!


JasmineDragon1111

Also Philosopher’s stone? Where my magic truffles at


AllNitemarelong

Lupin definitely. He’s surprisingly chill under the circumstances. Always has munchies on hand for those in need? He’s not just a stoner. He’s a friend


Away-Ninja5326

Ron for sure!


SketchyMoma

Luna lovegood


SketchyMoma

Also tonx


fruitbasketrider

I wonder if they have their own magical variations of weed, can't stop thinking they would have something crazier to smoke than regular Muggle weed


mushieru

Obviously fred and george, professor sprout, and Dumbledore


Lunamoon318

Next to where I work is an old hippie man who owns a music shop, and smokes weed outside every single morning. He looks exactly like dumbledore 😆


juicyfizz

Luna Lovegood, no question. I bet Snape hit the devil’s lettuce from time to time too.


MariJChloe

Writing it


Tiredgirl888

No wayyy. I’m excited to reqd


jamesdeenn

Here 😜


JimShortz73

Neville, but only later after he really started serious herbology research.


deviantbyblood

None Rowling is a terf and doesn’t know how to have fun


MariJChloe

Maybe she was doing it to cope while writing.