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Fuck capitalism, embrace poorhammer

Fuck capitalism, embrace poorhammer

hahasnake

Spongebob Dreadpants


Ralltir

Are you ready Nids?


hahasnake

- insect swarm sounds - "I can't hear you!" - overwhelming psychic screech of a trillion organisms -


EclipseKnight_

I read that as a trillion orgasms lmao


lestrigone

something something dark eldar although probably from the little I understand the dark eldar are more about edging than actual orgasms


Baactor

You get insta-blue balls everytime you're within at least 10 astronomical units of a Drukhari controlled star system whether you interact with them or not.


Grawflemaul

I figure Dark Eldar are doing orgasms of every type all the time. The Craftworlders are v the ones who restrain themselves and strictly organise their lives to prevent Slaanesh eating their souls. The Dark Eldar can outsource their externalities to their slaves so can do whatever they feel like doing (I mean, assuming they've got slaves, the class system is a bitch).


mathiastck

Oooooooooooooo


BennyMcbenn

Nids are nematodes, change my mind


TheOnceandFutureBro

The fallen shall be forever remembered as The Emperor’s craftiest


Weeperblast

Dis da true dakka. Make from scrap, not in fancy humie factrees.


LordPils

Can make an entire space marine chapter whose whole deal is that they are painfully underfunded. Give them rules relating to how everything is jury-rigged and basically falling apart. Mutations are rampant because their weapons and vehicle leak radiation.


Thembaneu

Do Space Marines work with funding? This is bringing up all kinds of questions about Political Economy in the 41st Century


LordPils

As I understand it everything works by a tithe system. Food, manpower, equipment etc. But the canon hasn't stopped silly ideas before why start now.


Regvlas

Some chapters get punished by being forced to go on long crusades without resupply. I think that's what happened to the lamenters.


Dr_Hexagon

They ask nearby forge worlds and loyalist planets to provide what they need. Normally those are happy to provide because having a space marine chapter around that owes you a favor is rather a valuable thing. Some chapters have bad relations with the Admech for some reason and then might have to make do with poor supplies. Plus if they have a fortress monastery on a planet you can assume they also have enough land surrounding to grow their own food (done by chapter serfs), and the chapter serfs and tech marines are capable of fixing armor, weapons and vehicles and making new ammunition without needing admech help. So a chapter can be almost self sufficient, its just things like new vehicles, extra suits of terminator armor, etc that they rely on AdMech for.


melanion5

Brilliant, I hope you have no problems with your opponents when fielding him


MithranArkanere

An improvement, really.


RogueModron

This has got loads of character. Well done!


TheLepidopterists

Very nice work


scoobey123

when in doubt. orks did it


Ralltir

Oh I’ve got some ork stuff too. :p r/poorhammer plug in case anyone is interested.


Excrubulent

Petition to change the tagline to, "In the Grim $40 Budget of the far future, there is only poor."


mathiastck

Now subscribed :)


riawot

getting some [deodorant tank](https://i.imgur.com/yNA0p1l.jpeg) energy here


Ralltir

I *wish* I’d been around in that era. I enjoy making this stuff, it’s like nerdier Legos.


jarjarbinks96

Even in death, I still recycle


LettersfromEsther

This is truly wonderful work. A fellow poorhammer mek salutes you.


valarauca14

10/10 proxy, tournament legal in my book 👍


Hikioh

Ohhh love this, I'll have to post my papercraft dreadnought I made back as a teen and see if we can start a poorhammer drive.


Ralltir

Do it! r/poorhammer would love that.


Digital_Rocket

Yeah, should probably also make a poor hammer dreadnaught


KrootLootGroup

Still a better paint job then some of my stuff


Sgt_9000

There is a specter haunting GW - the specter of 3D printing and recasts


Totenhorn

Is that a triceratops skull? This detail alone makes it better than any official model.


Ralltir

Sure is!


Soivet

GW is gonna sue your ass now. ONLY OFFICIAL GW PLASTIC!!!


Ralltir

It’s not even GW paint, it’s dollar store craft paint! I’m so screwed :’0


Feezec

Even in death i still have student loans


Magister_Orca

Fuck yes!


KaroriBee

A thing of beauty


theunderwolf6

Is that a triceratops skull?!


Ralltir

Yup. :p


Nappy-I

Even in Death please kill me.


LordHiram

I thought the legs were trumpet mouthpieces for a second and was very concerned


HeyDune

Give this worker a 3D printer


King_of_Ulster

I mean, I love capitalism but I also love poorhammer...