By - Elim95
That's cool bro, but why don't you have the masculine urge to shut the fuck up?
He should grab some of his mates, get some guns, and motorboat to Venezuela. The populace will be so grateful they will rise up against Maduro, and his hearty crew will not piss themselves on fear being captured by a fisherman
Hmmmm, where have we seen this before?
"casa de pescadores socialista" moment
They’d have more legitimacy than Guaido, at least.
It’s people like him that make me wonder how much money I could make if I gave up my morals and became a right wing grifter.
All of the money
Not a high bar to clear tbf
I thought he was leftist 😂
The only acceptable masculine urge: runaway from your commitments to sail the high oceans
Because Latin America has never, ever had any problems with right wing Christian governments
that's the nicest way to say it
God fucking damnit, what kind of fucking dipshit could unironically be a monarchist?
I like to imagine it was the same arguments as today
"its human nature that one man has the right to rule! Democracy is unnatural!"
Fascists just call themselves monarchists, because the f word has bad connotations
Hahahahahah, fuck, I had never thought about it that way, but it makes so much sense. They worship monarchs same way they worship their fascist leaders
They started popping up mainly after the book, “Democracy: The god that failed”, blew up which was written by an ancap and [um...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans-Hermann_Hoppe#:~:text=Alberto%20Benegas%2DLynch,than%20Negroids%22.%5B36%5D)
You think this person believes throwing leftists out of helicopters or cutting off their fingers after they’re disappeared is a bad thing?
Its a masculine urge
They will say is bad but they will also deny that this ever happened.
viOleNcE iS NeVEr okAy
But also Jakarta method is very BASED and REDPILLED.
Such masculine biceps
I will personally sponsor this man's plane ticket to Venezuela if they promise to make him face the wall
on another note, does he think he's rambo? XD
Guy probably doesn't know what a tourniquet is
I only just noticed the glaringly skinny arms and extra punchable face
probably cant lift 100lbs off the ground either
fuck it, he most likely cant do anything military/combat related
I can’t lift 100lbs. I can lift 45.359kg pretty easily though.
They all think they are Rambo
The feminine urge to laugh uncontrollably as this coup attempt fails miserably
The feminine urge to say “ew ew ew ew ew” while watching this awkward boy confuse masculine with controlling asshole
I despise rightists with every bone in my body
The rightwing urge to larp
Is that what we're calling "masculine" now?
“I look Nordic as fuck” energy
It is the intensely skinny arms that are killing me 😂
He’d get stapled by an empty barbell.
Can confirm. He is the exact kind of dude I have seen it happen to.
Prussian German ethnicity
There's nothing masculine about being Christian.
A whole religion centered around loving another man? Kinda sus.
I’m in love with a man. And that man’s name is God.
Does that make me gay? Am I gay for god?
Oooooh I got the good lord is goin' down on me.
Not only that, but having another man inside you at all times
Come to Jesus
He is risen
Mf really do just invent an entire Religion to justify their bdsm fetish 💀💀💀
This guy wants to be "white" sooooo bad. It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
SHUT THE FUCK UP INCEL, YOU LOOK LIKE A SOYJAK
world's buffest monarchist
Gulag for you
How did the last loser who tried that do?
He should find those mercenaries who tried that shit and see how well it worked out for them.
Honestly every gusano who opposes Cuba and every guy like this should just be sent on a boat with a gun so they can experience their own Bay of Pigs at the hands of the Cuban and Venezuelan armies. TPUSA videos won’t help you when you’re getting strafed by MIGs.
I can’t tell if he’s joking or serious.
he's "joking" in the same way the people "joking" about throwing us out of helicopters are actually unironically horny for murder
I'm jealous that you've never heard that overused helicopter "joke". Check out the fascist history of chile for more context
Gusano de mierda.
Unfortunately he probably won't succeed. Thankfully, Maduro, brutal dictator that we all know him to be, in response to the last bunch of people to attempt murdering him and overthrowing the democratically elected government of Venezuela in order to install a nightmarish far-right regime, only put them in prison (for less time than you get for owning a particular type of plant (while being black) in the US), instead of putting them in the ground, where they belong. So after his coup attempt fails pathetically, he can probably expect more humane treatment than nonviolent offenders (or black men who've committed literally no crime) receive in the US.
Talks about "masculine" but got twigs as arms you could use as toothpicks
What is that twig arms going to do. Lol
He looks like he'd struggle to overturn a chess board
The masculine urge to dip this nerds head in a toilet and give him a swirlie
Why is this twink slowly nodding at me?
PLEASE pursue this. Bring a camera to capture it live. It'll TOTALLY work out.
live tweet the attempt be sure to tag various US political figures in the tweets
This is the guy calling you tankie. 🙄
LMAO this comment made me unreasonably giggly
Didn't some kooks try that last year?
yes, but for legal reasons no and i must remove your comment
if he haves an iphone well he wont be recording that
Even the most bare-bones military combat kit puts between 60 and 150 lbs on your shoulders and back. This guy wouldn't make it a single mile.
150 lbs of double AA batteries could start a medium sized car about 12.6 times.
Wow that IS useless. Awesome.
150 lbs is 68.1 kg
nice masculine noodle arms
Watch him get popped by another fisherman in flip flops
look out guys. a 130 pound american teenager is coming to overthrow a government
Yeah dude if there's one thing the nation of Simón Bolívar loves and celebrates it's christian monarchy
You're not as far as you would think. Bolívar did make attempts to create a monarchy of sorts (see the drafting of the first Bolivian constitution), and extend it by force upon all the recently liberated nations. He managed to do that in Perú, but Colombia resisted heavily and made his rule very unstable.
His last years of rule were marked by a right-wing turn in which he also sought support from none other than the Catholic Church. The Bolivar that you know, and the one presented by Venezuela is a totally ahistorical figure. And I think you'll be interested to know that Marx *hated* Bolivar, and he wrote a biography of him.
When ideology matters more to these people than actually doing the right thing
right wing but always wrong. 😎
Bro can’t even overthrow the chair he’s sitting on with those stick arms.
Definitely has to be a masculine urge , that's why I don't feel it
I have the feminine urge to kick his teeth in.
the masculine urge to end up captured by venezuelan fishermen and jailed
This has a really strong “I never learned to play the drums, but if I had, I’d totally kick Neil Peart’s ass” energy going on.
I will never understand monarchists, they believe in the 0.00001% chance that they’ll be the ones holding power due to some distant bloodline and not be a serf working the fields for the rest of their lives.
Or he would..if his mom would let him.
You can tell he has a good heart! He will definitely solve all the peoples problems! Lets just keep the sanctions in place though and see how that’s gonna turn out for him. Because clearly the issue is not sanctions but Gomminism (800,000 gorillian dead)
Last time that happened the right wing soldiers had the masculine urge to piss on their own face while being arrested
I can’t wait to see this kid face down in a little fishing village in a puddle of his own piss.
Please try it. Mercenaries with military experience couldn’t do it but I’m sure you can
This is the guy who runs the YouTube channel that consists of only Ben Shapiro flexing
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I’m so glad I deleted tik tok. Best life decision I’ve made so far
What makes people this way? Yeesh...
If you have to write your plans down in a TikTok 90% of the time it is VERRRY unlikely to happen
Have fun with your weirdo Christian Monarchy fantasy!
Do it pussy.
the right wing urge to have arms that couldnt even hold a pencil, let alone a gun
Lol hella masculine with them twig ass arms
I thought this was going to be satire before it ended. Now I'm just sad it exists
sociopathic to say the least
Gusano means worm for a reason.
Not with those noodle arms you aint
Okay why don't we give him some guns and air drop him in.
Sounds like we'll solve the problem of having to share existence with this guy
POV: You are an NGO in a meeting with your candidate who will lose by 40%+ against the Chavistas
Juan Guaido's kid
Don't you disrespect the president of Earth like that, he might just declare himself your dad and send you to your room.
Didn’t they already fail a coup there RECENTLY
the masculine urge to be psychotic
Chavez is a goat, the establishment of the Coletivos was brilliant and will make any coup attempt very difficult.
Yes, please go. I'd like to see some Venezuelan fishermen make you piss your pants also
Let's start a GoFundMe for his plane ticket to Caracas.
Good one bozo
Hey I've seen this one before! Didn't end well for them.
The masculine urge to skip forearms
God damn the right wing is cringe
Go to Venezuela? How about you go to the gym you scrawny fuck
That guy weighs 110 lbs tops
Dudes arms are made of bread sticks. Where's the masculine urge to lift a gallon of milk?
The feminine urge to laugh at a virgin dork
why is socialst latin american disporas always whiter then paper
He would get arrested first moment he walks to the port.
Roblox male face
More like the boyish urge to post about things you don’t know about to satisfy some wicked part of your brain
So establish something *infinitely* worse than they have now?
Says the "man" with negative muscles.
do it then lol.
...or you can just sit at your desk with your teddy bear and act like a substitute teacher clinging to his last scrap of dignity after losing control of a classroom full of 13 year olds.
The masculine urge to defend sovereign countries trying to do right by their people
another example of the right being too angry and forgetting to make an actual joke or fitting the joke format
Le funny emigreé making decisions for the people he thinks belongs to (he doesn't)
Twig arms and can’t grow a beard ? Seems to be lacking a lot of testosterone for someone who calls himself masculine
Jesus, there are people that do the “masculine urge” thing unironically now?
Sounds like a hellhole
I can drop kick that chud to Venezuela, look at those arms lmfao “masculine”
Scratch a liberal a fascist bleeds.
Hmmm. . . I also know a guy who would like to overthrow the government and establish a right-wing dicta- I MEAN "MONARCHY" Being a *Christian* monarchy means that other religions are shamed upon. I wonder what religion is gonna go first. . . Venezuela IS by Argentina, maybe this government will have some *influence* from some of the germans there
Who knew the fascist American "libertarians" want both America and the world to go back to colonial rule under a monarch... How ironic from the 1776 patriots.
Holy shit, this is so cringe I can almost not believe he posted it himself. How???
The masculine urge to declare Juan Guaido the new Simon Bolívar and to privatize all Venezuelan patacon production.
Yo, wasn't Chavez a christian?
most libertarian libertarian
Silver Corp: Origins
This fucker looks like he’d crumble the moment you start to poke holes in his bullshit here. This dude is a desperate little nitwit.
Homeboy needs the masculine urge to do some curls.
read the sidebar, shitlib
Maduro isn't even socialist but I'll defend even him before these clowns
Who the fuck is gonna be the monarch
The masculine urge to not iron your flag.
Super cringe and also someone check his room for the manifesto he is writing.
"Why Commies and Jews are the reason I can't have sex: Volume 1 of 20"
Establish Islamic socialism instead
I knew exactly what track was going to play before enabling audio.
We do a little theocracy
Bro, your gusano asses got beat by fishermen who were just chilling, calm down edgelord
Maybe he should get the masculine urge to go to the gym and establish some muscles on those noodle arms before he attempts a coup
Lmao, regime change and nationalist Christian hegemony is “masculine,” huh? Okay, little tween.
least reactionary gusano
I’ll pay for his ticket myself. Let’s see you go for it, little punk lol
Oh god I was born in Caracas, the cringe causes me pain along my spinal column
Have fun getting murdered down there trying to do that
The masculine urge to pretend you have a personality.