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banomboy

That's cool bro, but why don't you have the masculine urge to shut the fuck up?


comradeda

He should grab some of his mates, get some guns, and motorboat to Venezuela. The populace will be so grateful they will rise up against Maduro, and his hearty crew will not piss themselves on fear being captured by a fisherman


Comunistfanboy

Hmmmm, where have we seen this before?


GeneralDerwent

"casa de pescadores socialista" moment


DroneOfDoom

They’d have more legitimacy than Guaido, at least.


System0verlord

It’s people like him that make me wonder how much money I could make if I gave up my morals and became a right wing grifter.


RainbowYaz

All of the money


FallenDemonX

Not a high bar to clear tbf


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pyrostream

The only acceptable masculine urge: runaway from your commitments to sail the high oceans


ItsToboLads

Because Latin America has never, ever had any problems with right wing Christian governments


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mmzpdk

that's the nicest way to say it


ZagratheWolf

Or Monarchies


literalshillaccount

Monarchies ESPECIALLY.


FreePatArthur

God fucking damnit, what kind of fucking dipshit could unironically be a monarchist?


literalshillaccount

I like to imagine it was the same arguments as today "its human nature that one man has the right to rule! Democracy is unnatural!"


Yaroslavorino

Fascists just call themselves monarchists, because the f word has bad connotations


ZagratheWolf

Hahahahahah, fuck, I had never thought about it that way, but it makes so much sense. They worship monarchs same way they worship their fascist leaders


Elim95

They started popping up mainly after the book, “Democracy: The god that failed”, blew up which was written by an ancap and [um...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans-Hermann_Hoppe#:~:text=Alberto%20Benegas%2DLynch,than%20Negroids%22.%5B36%5D)


emgoldman44

You think this person believes throwing leftists out of helicopters or cutting off their fingers after they’re disappeared is a bad thing?


Rammrool

Its a masculine urge


parawaa

They will say is bad but they will also deny that this ever happened.


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ProletarianSuperman

Laughable face.


7duckswithmachetes

viOleNcE iS NeVEr okAy


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_TheQwertyCat_

But also Jakarta method is very BASED and REDPILLED.


LordNoodles

Such masculine biceps


ravishkumarswaifu

I will personally sponsor this man's plane ticket to Venezuela if they promise to make him face the wall on another note, does he think he's rambo? XD


ElPedroChico

Guy probably doesn't know what a tourniquet is


ravishkumarswaifu

I only just noticed the glaringly skinny arms and extra punchable face


ElPedroChico

probably cant lift 100lbs off the ground either fuck it, he most likely cant do anything military/combat related


android151

I can’t lift 100lbs. I can lift 45.359kg pretty easily though.


drcarlos

They all think they are Rambo


Valcenia

The feminine urge to laugh uncontrollably as this coup attempt fails miserably


l0ve11ie

The feminine urge to say “ew ew ew ew ew” while watching this awkward boy confuse masculine with controlling asshole


i_aint_got_no_type_

I despise rightists with every bone in my body


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The rightwing urge to larp


Ganger-Hrolf

Is that what we're calling "masculine" now?


MarsLowell

“I look Nordic as fuck” energy


Ganger-Hrolf

It is the intensely skinny arms that are killing me 😂


satanabduljabar

He’d get stapled by an empty barbell.


Ganger-Hrolf

Can confirm. He is the exact kind of dude I have seen it happen to.


StalinsBigSpoon

Prussian German ethnicity


IzeBurg-Lettuce

There's nothing masculine about being Christian.


E_Shaped_Pie

A whole religion centered around loving another man? Kinda sus.


DefinitelyNot_An_Emu

I’m in love with a man. And that man’s name is God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for god? You betcha.


RobinHood21

Oooooh I got the good lord is goin' down on me.


ShallahGaykwon

Not only that, but having another man inside you at all times


namesrue

Come to Jesus


ShallahGaykwon

He is risen


ThiisO

Mf really do just invent an entire Religion to justify their bdsm fetish 💀💀💀


After-Competition-64

This guy wants to be "white" sooooo bad. It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.


oliveiramg

"masculine urge" SHUT THE FUCK UP INCEL, YOU LOOK LIKE A SOYJAK


letemfight

world's buffest monarchist


Imblemfr98

Gulag for you


austyV1

How did the last loser who tried that do?


eannasheridan

He should find those mercenaries who tried that shit and see how well it worked out for them. Honestly every gusano who opposes Cuba and every guy like this should just be sent on a boat with a gun so they can experience their own Bay of Pigs at the hands of the Cuban and Venezuelan armies. TPUSA videos won’t help you when you’re getting strafed by MIGs.


Sharp-Score-2254

I can’t tell if he’s joking or serious.


Yaquesito

he's "joking" in the same way the people "joking" about throwing us out of helicopters are actually unironically horny for murder


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Neat0_HS

I'm jealous that you've never heard that overused helicopter "joke". Check out the fascist history of chile for more context


AleQc_Mx

Gusano de mierda.


Burnmad

Unfortunately he probably won't succeed. Thankfully, Maduro, brutal dictator that we all know him to be, in response to the last bunch of people to attempt murdering him and overthrowing the democratically elected government of Venezuela in order to install a nightmarish far-right regime, only put them in prison (for less time than you get for owning a particular type of plant (while being black) in the US), instead of putting them in the ground, where they belong. So after his coup attempt fails pathetically, he can probably expect more humane treatment than nonviolent offenders (or black men who've committed literally no crime) receive in the US.


LeonidasWrecksXerxes

Talks about "masculine" but got twigs as arms you could use as toothpicks


throwaway2006650

What is that twig arms going to do. Lol


ShallahGaykwon

He looks like he'd struggle to overturn a chess board


badbakedpotato

The masculine urge to dip this nerds head in a toilet and give him a swirlie


xBrayJay

🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱


lusciouslucius

Why is this twink slowly nodding at me?


Loh-Doh

PLEASE pursue this. Bring a camera to capture it live. It'll TOTALLY work out.


CauseCertain1672

live tweet the attempt be sure to tag various US political figures in the tweets


theNthJoJo

This is the guy calling you tankie. 🙄


Neat0_HS

LMAO this comment made me unreasonably giggly


theNthJoJo

:)


Wonderful_Rent_4627

Didn't some kooks try that last year?


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JoplinCW

yes, but for legal reasons no and i must remove your comment


One-Full

if he haves an iphone well he wont be recording that


Ferlingyeti

Even the most bare-bones military combat kit puts between 60 and 150 lbs on your shoulders and back. This guy wouldn't make it a single mile.


useles-converter-bot

150 lbs of double AA batteries could start a medium sized car about 12.6 times.


Ferlingyeti

Wow that IS useless. Awesome.


Kellen_der_Heide

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

Thanks!


converter-bot

150 lbs is 68.1 kg


RedRubbik

nice masculine noodle arms


AlaskanTrash

Watch him get popped by another fisherman in flip flops


ssppuuttnniikk

look out guys. a 130 pound american teenager is coming to overthrow a government


ShallahGaykwon

Yeah dude if there's one thing the nation of Simón Bolívar loves and celebrates it's christian monarchy


DvSzil

You're not as far as you would think. Bolívar did make attempts to create a monarchy of sorts (see the drafting of the first Bolivian constitution), and extend it by force upon all the recently liberated nations. He managed to do that in Perú, but Colombia resisted heavily and made his rule very unstable. His last years of rule were marked by a right-wing turn in which he also sought support from none other than the Catholic Church. The Bolivar that you know, and the one presented by Venezuela is a totally ahistorical figure. And I think you'll be interested to know that Marx *hated* Bolivar, and he wrote a biography of him.


Fear_mor

When ideology matters more to these people than actually doing the right thing


ianemv

right wing but always wrong. 😎


Spookyss

Bro can’t even overthrow the chair he’s sitting on with those stick arms.


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Definitely has to be a masculine urge , that's why I don't feel it


phyllosilicate

I have the feminine urge to kick his teeth in.


mow1111

the masculine urge to end up captured by venezuelan fishermen and jailed


Professional-Tear771

This has a really strong “I never learned to play the drums, but if I had, I’d totally kick Neil Peart’s ass” energy going on.


PG_ROADHOUSE

I will never understand monarchists, they believe in the 0.00001% chance that they’ll be the ones holding power due to some distant bloodline and not be a serf working the fields for the rest of their lives.


N7_Astartes

Or he would..if his mom would let him.


lonesomelime

You can tell he has a good heart! He will definitely solve all the peoples problems! Lets just keep the sanctions in place though and see how that’s gonna turn out for him. Because clearly the issue is not sanctions but Gomminism (800,000 gorillian dead)


loki301

Last time that happened the right wing soldiers had the masculine urge to piss on their own face while being arrested


elaborate_hoxha

I can’t wait to see this kid face down in a little fishing village in a puddle of his own piss.


BlueKing7642

Please try it. Mercenaries with military experience couldn’t do it but I’m sure you can


Phuc_Bui

This is the guy who runs the YouTube channel that consists of only Ben Shapiro flexing


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IdeaOnly4116

I’m so glad I deleted tik tok. Best life decision I’ve made so far


sublime55

What makes people this way? Yeesh...


frsts_landesca

If you have to write your plans down in a TikTok 90% of the time it is VERRRY unlikely to happen Have fun with your weirdo Christian Monarchy fantasy!


Coventide

Do it pussy.


-Xavy-

the right wing urge to have arms that couldnt even hold a pencil, let alone a gun


TomMooney1937

Lol hella masculine with them twig ass arms


D_for_Diabetes

I thought this was going to be satire before it ended. Now I'm just sad it exists


agabrieluo

sociopathic to say the least


cosmo161

Gusano means worm for a reason.


Leonard_DaVinci

Not with those noodle arms you aint


ArabBoBarab

Okay why don't we give him some guns and air drop him in. Sounds like we'll solve the problem of having to share existence with this guy


VapeNational

POV: You are an NGO in a meeting with your candidate who will lose by 40%+ against the Chavistas


jmack18

Juan Guaido's kid


Peacemongr

Don't you disrespect the president of Earth like that, he might just declare himself your dad and send you to your room.


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Didn’t they already fail a coup there RECENTLY


vapeorkys

the masculine urge to be psychotic


GimmedaSOLES

Chavez is a goat, the establishment of the Coletivos was brilliant and will make any coup attempt very difficult.


TTemp

Yes, please go. I'd like to see some Venezuelan fishermen make you piss your pants also


ForeskinFudge

Let's start a GoFundMe for his plane ticket to Caracas.


SandyPantzzz

Good one bozo


wax369

Hey I've seen this one before! Didn't end well for them.


Selyma-1

The masculine urge to skip forearms


bidarmedium

Song?


MarquisDeLafayeett

God damn the right wing is cringe


Nutbuddy3

Go to Venezuela? How about you go to the gym you scrawny fuck


digitdaily1

That guy weighs 110 lbs tops


noodlesworldwide

Dudes arms are made of bread sticks. Where's the masculine urge to lift a gallon of milk?


Shugyosha

So masculine


ShellyLocke

The feminine urge to laugh at a virgin dork


Negative_Ebb_2618

why is socialst latin american disporas always whiter then paper


LocomotiveMonarch

He would get arrested first moment he walks to the port.


ChewyFlame

Roblox male face


cjrowens

More like the boyish urge to post about things you don’t know about to satisfy some wicked part of your brain


nutikraine

Utter cringe.


NTDenmark

So establish something *infinitely* worse than they have now?


dekrepit702

Says the "man" with negative muscles.


noexplanation2069

do it then lol. ...or you can just sit at your desk with your teddy bear and act like a substitute teacher clinging to his last scrap of dignity after losing control of a classroom full of 13 year olds.


steelcase556

The masculine urge to defend sovereign countries trying to do right by their people


_mostly__harmless

another example of the right being too angry and forgetting to make an actual joke or fitting the joke format


rechtsgeist

Le funny emigreé making decisions for the people he thinks belongs to (he doesn't)


UCLAlex

Twig arms and can’t grow a beard ? Seems to be lacking a lot of testosterone for someone who calls himself masculine


BrockDoctor

Jesus, there are people that do the “masculine urge” thing unironically now?


z_derApfel

Sounds like a hellhole


khlebivolya

I can drop kick that chud to Venezuela, look at those arms lmfao “masculine”


aspiringwanderer03

Scratch a liberal a fascist bleeds.


koolkay_222

Hmmm. . . I also know a guy who would like to overthrow the government and establish a right-wing dicta- I MEAN "MONARCHY" Being a *Christian* monarchy means that other religions are shamed upon. I wonder what religion is gonna go first. . . Venezuela IS by Argentina, maybe this government will have some *influence* from some of the germans there


Hefty-Split-9216

Who knew the fascist American "libertarians" want both America and the world to go back to colonial rule under a monarch... How ironic from the 1776 patriots.


whatisthisgoddamnson

Holy shit, this is so cringe I can almost not believe he posted it himself. How???


casualcamus

The masculine urge to declare Juan Guaido the new Simon Bolívar and to privatize all Venezuelan patacon production.


Ju99er118

Yo, wasn't Chavez a christian?


KillinIsIllegal

most libertarian libertarian


Pipeguy17

Silver Corp: Origins


PARMENION468

This fucker looks like he’d crumble the moment you start to poke holes in his bullshit here. This dude is a desperate little nitwit.


burlapseer

Homeboy needs the masculine urge to do some curls.


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JoplinCW

read the sidebar, shitlib


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JoplinCW

read the sidebar, shitlib


Bruhtonium_2

Maduro isn't even socialist but I'll defend even him before these clowns


Bruhtonium_2

Who the fuck is gonna be the monarch


bigblindmax

The masculine urge to not iron your flag.


Brrryyycccee

Super cringe and also someone check his room for the manifesto he is writing.


Cum-Villain

"Why Commies and Jews are the reason I can't have sex: Volume 1 of 20"


ElOsoLoco98

Establish Islamic socialism instead


Pperson25

I knew exactly what track was going to play before enabling audio.


Mike_Rodik

We do a little theocracy


richietozier4

Bro, your gusano asses got beat by fishermen who were just chilling, calm down edgelord


_humber

Maybe he should get the masculine urge to go to the gym and establish some muscles on those noodle arms before he attempts a coup


timeisaflat-circle

Lmao, regime change and nationalist Christian hegemony is “masculine,” huh? Okay, little tween.


octopus_cookie

least reactionary gusano


hellequinbull

I’ll pay for his ticket myself. Let’s see you go for it, little punk lol


alottaangst

Oh god I was born in Caracas, the cringe causes me pain along my spinal column


Party_Pat206

Have fun getting murdered down there trying to do that


01010011i

The masculine urge to pretend you have a personality.