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GentleSlaughter

Ice ice baby?


Kishan02

This is very clever, I fucking hate it


GuapoMole82

r/TIHI


LetsTriThisAgain

Too cold. Too cold.


StickbugBoi

r/therealjoke


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r/angryupvote


baycenters

You've brought this upon all of us.


RealHumanBean89

He absolutely should have stopped, collaborated and listened.


Dav3trohl

Dammit, the smarts are with this one. Well done!


Sidekickwolf

I feel like I'm going to hell for laughing


Nithin_for_you

screaming shady till i die


kiddokush

Ice age baby


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So what's the answer?


puffdownb

This could not get a girl pregnant; sperm cells cannot live outside the body for long at all, especially not at freezing temperatures. By the time the semen is frozen, they’d all be dead and incapable of fertilization.


Frosty_Mage

Then how do they freeze sperm at a sperm bank? Legit asking cause I know there are differences in freezing


wkuace

To add to the other response, they use liquid nitrogen to "Flash freeze" the sperm. This has 2 benefits. First, like others have said, they don't live long so the faster you can freeze them the better. Second, if you put cells into a normal freezer the slow freezing process allows large ice crystals to form. The large ice crystals destroy cell membranes rupturing the cells. This is why frozen veggies have a different texture from fresh when they are dethawed. Even if sperm cells could live long enough to be frozen, the ice crystals would shred them like a blender. This is also why people lose fingers and such to frostbite, the ice that forms in their extremities destroys the tissue.


virtual_color

> This is why frozen veggies have a different texture from fresh when they are dethawed. Does that mean that if I freeze my veggies with liquid nitrogen they remain fresh?


Rustymetal14

Yup.


GuruFliesHigh

Does that mean if I freeze my fingers with liquid nitrogen they remain fresh?


interiorcrocodemon

It's all about how quickly you can reheat them. We've been able to freeze and bring back hamsters by microwaving them but humans are just too big to thaw out quickly.


TonguinMySistersAnus

>We've been able to freeze and bring back hamsters by microwaving them I beg your pardon?


Nicnl

Check out that video, it talks about this specific story. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tdiKTSdE9Y


ZootZootTesla

Science.


kblas420

This reply had me rolling 😂


Crouton_Sharp_Major

Need a bigger microwave


keltsbeard

This had me thinking back to the old Joecartoon.com frog and hamsters..... Dammnit man.


Upbeat_Ad1162

What’s up with your username?


I-lick-sphincters

Freezing your food.


Nvenom8

The microwave was, in fact, *invented* to thaw frozen hamsters.


BullyBumble

Wait. Is this true?


austin101123

So we just need to be able to heat all parts of the body uniformly and quickly? Sounds like some shit microscopic robots could do or something.


interiorcrocodemon

the trouble is that the body basically turns into a solid when frozen, you'd have to embed the robots in the deep tissue before freezing and have them survive it.


Diablo69420

They should try babies I guess?...just saying


BoomNDoom

Solution: build a bigger microwave


BullyBumble

We’re gonna need a bigger microwave


burningheavyalt

That's what flash freezing is. Vegetables frozen from the garden aren't as good as grocery store frozen veggies for this reason.


TheRangaFromMars

>the ice that forms in their extremities destroys the tissue Never properly had this explained to me but fuck it makes so much sense. Would also just add for the other odd person here - sperm can only live so long outside of the human body. Sperm are only good in a male for some 24 hours (or something fact check me) and letting them slow freeze wouldn't preserve the proteins from breaking down.


Kono_DIO_Da_23

I believe it’s 3 days, could be wrong tho


OMGyarn

Sperm that's been ejaculated into a woman can live inside the uterus for up to 5 days. That's why it's possible to get pregnant if you have unprotected sex while menstruating. If you ovulate shortly after you finish your period, the sperm may still be alive and can fertilize the egg.


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torankusu

It looks like one of those cases where it's a a nonstandard word that exists because enough people have mixed up the actual words, in this case thaw and defrost. One of many sites that have an entry for "dethaw": https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dethaw


prplehailstorm

I am learning a surprising amount about sperm freezing today


ruoqiLehTmAI

But "dethawed" just means frozen, right?


Nvenom8

They clearly meant thawed.


sileter0000

The sperm also need to be in a special medium to help them survive the freeze & thaw process. Even with these steps, most of the sperm will die.


Enk1ndle

Very quickly. It's not the cold that's killing them, but unless they're *really* cold they're going to die about as fast as regular temperature sperm. By the time it's frozen its too long.


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king_of_retardland

> sperm cells cannot live outside the body for long at all, especially not at freezing temperatures. Explain Eskimos then??


OmnipotentToot

"Not long at all" not "not at all"


king_of_retardland

But its constantly freezing in antartica...


OmnipotentToot

But the penis is inside the vagina when it cums, so the cum isn't going to freeze. Even if the penis were outside the vagina, it would take some time for the cum to freeze. Edit: also Eskimos are from the North (northern Canada, eastern Siberia, Alaska, and Greenland) dumbass. There were no people living in Antarctica before 1786.


king_of_retardland

Oh ok I had no idea. Did you study cum freezing and antartic sex stuff? Good info to know!


chops51991

No, standard freezers wouldn't freeze it quick enough to prevent the cell membranes from breaking. And even if he used the other freezing methods, that ice cum would thaw too quickly and break the creek membranes. Also it would be so cold she'd need a doctor after


Creepy-Garbage4763

Semen explode when they contact water


King_Of_Green

I doubt sperm can survive a fucking freezer


earthscribe

Preganantanant


zilti

If a girl has starch masks, does that mean she was preganat before?


earthscribe

Only if she eat wet noodle on dry ground.


LittleKittenGirl96

Gregnant


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Pregert


earthscribe

Pergent


DoggoDude979

Pegnate


Schytian

He can call his son as "oetzi the iceman"


blacktim231

Well that’s enough Reddit for today see ya tomorrow boys ✌🏿


LenyAK

Whats the matter, you don't like cumsickles?


metaizu

Nasty 🤢


bigchun69

Yum😋


xkingmox

That's kinda gay ngl


PHANTOIVI97

Omggggggg bro plzz


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AwezomePozzum9265

Penid


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AwezomePozzum9265

Poonid lolol 😏


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AwezomePozzum9265

Ooga booga maybe if I use big words online to make fun of people, redditors will think my cock is 🤩 and finally my wife will have sex with me 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏


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Have a good day


MemeArchivariusGodi

Good idea


bak2redit

This is the origin story of Mr. Freeze.


GraprielJuice

This is deffo not boat worthy


HellbenderXG

I think this sub is now just vanilla teens finding out and being outraged about uncommon kinks lol That and raging at 13y/o tik-tokers and twitter users who don't know any better but are somehow all that is wrong with humanity


Hypnoslut397

I agree, doesn’t seem like it’s hurting anyone, just kinda strange


shellontheseashore

I think it might come under attempted reproductive rape/coercion? Assuming the context is he's secretly trying to impregnate her while still using a condom or such, given pregnancy wasn't a concern for her before but is with the new information? It wouldn't \*work\* given freezing =/= flash freezing and would destroy the sperm cells as they're ruptured by ice crystals, but just because he's an idiot doesn't mean he didn't try. If it was a couple who agreed to use condoms but one party was secretly putting holes in them in an attempt to trap them into a relationship via pregnancy, it'd be a lot more obvious, I feel.


OmnipotentToot

No way he thought sperm could survive in the freezer.


Radioactive50

Probably half the people in this thread didn't know that before then, you're overestimating common knowledge of people


LoretoYes

Quora: Yahoo Answers but alive and worse ^(and sometimes criminal too)


mbashs

She would give birth to a popsicle


CrossroadDemon19

This is a valid question no?


ZephyrSK

Nope, sperm is sensitive to temperature. It’s why balls are outside the body. Frozen sperm, even after thawing out? Yeah, those swimmers aren’t moving anymore.


That_Talio

r/insanepeoplequora


1510qpalzm

It's not that bad to go on the boat.


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I put it on here because I found it pretty gross and disgusting, I did not know where else to post it. But I can partially agree from rereading the posts


potatospaz

how would that even feel


HarbingersRage

Try it out for yourself


AngelWyath

Cold.


Mikeisredditer

Ice"cream"


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🤤


kaiel_pineda

Mr. Freeze has some weird kink tbh


[deleted]

“I am thirsty”


Redgate64

Did her kid names gonna be "Ice cube"?


SaroN4One

I don’t care what people do at home, but don’t share everything on the net!


[deleted]

Sir or mam, how old is thy?


DreadAndDonuts

"Bro, you have creamsicles?! Awesome!"


CopsaLau

Fake as shit, ice would hurt so fucking much no woman would be able to cope with having it in there at all let alone during sex


Justwant2watchitburn

Through my experience you are incorrect.


therisenphoenikz

Well you’re incorrect, my ex loved it. Funny I get downvoted when she asked me to do it and it’s an anecdote related to the conversation…


BjDrizzle69

Almost like all women aren't the same.


therisenphoenikz

Except the person I replied to said “no women”. I was pointing out that they were wrong.


BjDrizzle69

That's what I'm sayin'


therisenphoenikz

Ah


kraytem_uchiha

😳


LoveOfficialxx

Oh honey…


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[deleted]

Damn it!


Nocturne_red

Or he could be a Necrophilliac


Jenith_Antony

That's How Frozone is borned ...


Stronk_or_chonk

Cumsicle*


Trompdoy

Smash Bros community: Zero, that you?


DANKER--THINGS

This reminds me of that one H scene


Snickerswo1f

i swear i saw this same question on quora many months ago lmao


Ya-Dikobraz

Quora is full of these, and often the replies, even to legit questions, are something to take with a pinch of salt. Also the videos people make from Quora questions are quite entertaining. Like [this one on pregnancy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg).


CountFapula102

How did she surreptitiously get enough of his semen to fill an ice tray?


Mr_eMCee

Ice Ice baby


Saulthewarriorking

[LIFE FINDS A WAY!](https://youtu.be/kiVVzxoPTtg)


WeHere4DaBTSMeal

"Milk" Ice


Maximum-Scholar1907

CEASE. YOUR. HERESY!!!


pilypi

I honestly don't know the answer, but would really like to.


rewskie

I feel like the sperm would freeze to death


prestotren

Hanz,get me ze flamenwaffer


JDK86

Not a chance. Sperm needs to be stored around body heat due to it properties of being a cancer saving taken oral medication.


bigred9310

No. She wouldn’t. The sperm would be killed. Not the same process as A Sperm Bank.


Bryanmcfury

Everyone got thier fetish ig


ponoev

Well, I mean snakes are cold blooded anyway


undeadarmy2

I think freezer burn would be more likely.


Miasmatic_Mouse

Unlikely considering sperm is a very delicate cell. Sperm doesn’t even really survive that well inside the vagina/womb conventionally and it’s fucking designed to be there.


No_Explorer3279

You better not


Arksek

How the hell is this boat worthy?


Koolco

Reminder. Quora had that weird thing where you could get paid for answering questions so a lot of people just made up the strangest questions and then answered them themselves.


BurntWaffles78

Well what’s the answer


bessarslan

ahh Peter


Evan2Blade

What in the diddlydarn dugsdaledimidome is that


QwopSouls

Kööm Kübe


Joxs2

That’s a lot of fuckery to unpack there


AtrueLonelySoul

Naaaahh….only if you swallow it 🤷🏽‍♀️


chandiliersitch

Jokes aside the sperm cells would just freeze to death so no


ToonyLooney12

I see this, and I get reminded of Ice Chewers, with the whole “milk ice” thing…