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soviet_potato1

Horse doctor man on my dick


SketchedEyesWatchinU

I wanna hold your hand on my dick


[deleted]

Now, that's just honest...


KingYody23

New music from the album “Beat the Meatles”


Phililoquay

The rhythm of the night on my dick.


Phililoquay

I... Im surprised by how much I love the way that reads.


HaveAbadTime-

Eater of Worlds on my dick


dontneedanickname

Way to call your wife


Alex_il_tizio

Firework on my dick


tiedyereese

ouch


[deleted]

I got "Southern Flavor on my diсk", so mine tastes Cajun.


justghandi

I got Fight! On my dick


RoM_Axion

this gives me some very bad flashbacks. Why do i have idiot friends who send me weird shit on discord like a dude with fireworks on his dick lighting them and than running around?


tahayoo--

Flair checks out


[deleted]

Baby you're a fireeeeeeework can now be yelled during sex


InsertFunnyName6969

All I want for Christmas is you on my dick


aguy20000

X-rated All I want for Christmas


Oponik

*Cumming* in Christmas, near your local retail store


TheSCPEnthusiast

Xmas


islandcatgrrl123

XXXmas


physicalcat282

Perfect meshing


Hawk_1772

Who am I to refuse the Christmas spirit


I_n_j_i_n

Girls just wanna have fun on my dick.


tea_pot34

Lmao


DreamcastrArts

Yes


Resident_Mae

There’s no way that’s what you actually listened to that’s too perfect


Lonely-worthiness19

Aint it a bit too small for that tho


Hazgebu

The girl or the dick?


ballsy_mood

FBI open up


[deleted]

Nah bro she's 464577 years old I bet that is a hentai code


mtgkajhit

Little Einstein’s on my dick


DreamcastrArts

ladies and gentleme, we gottem


LCMC-Productions-Inc

"Climb aboard, get ready to explore"


UncleBensButtFucker

If there’s a screenshot I wanna be in it


DreamcastrArts

r/UsernameChecksOut


welpimanonymousright

🎶We’re going on a trip On my dick named Rocket Ship Skeeting through the sky Little Einsteins🎶


S0n0fs0m3thing

Hammerfall on my Dick ...Well that's unfortunate


brmamabrma

#**AAAAAAAAHHHHHH**


Tacotortillas2

ah


Ssoofer

a


MonkeFUCK3R_69

e


Thereallordfarquad69

I


Individual_Quarter32

O


chacharealharsh

u


Vibes4Ever

Vowel


Kaidoco

So lost on my dick


isuckatcsgo69420

In the jungle


Oxana__V

The Macarena on my dick (I’m at a resort in Mexico - it’s not my normal listening choice)


the_fat_sewer_rat

I wanna be at a resort in Mexico 😕


pastel_toga

Show and tell on my dick


DreamcastrArts

Yes Boss! \*rips dick off and shows it to class\*


pastel_toga

And I will never listen to show and tell the same way


hydrayshin

gender reassignment surgery


A--Creative-Username

https://youtu.be/EOxjrkOT480


GamerStrange

girls like you on my dick


pastel_toga

I don't like where this is going...


GENERAL_SUPERDOG

speak for yourself


pastel_toga

*Officially exits the chat for all eternity*


greeneyedsam

Show and Tell by Melanie Martinez??


TheViciousBitch

99 Problems on My Dick


DreamcastrArts

That’s a lot of stds


TheViciousBitch

I am more curious about the other 80 or so problems. - Chaffing must be one, but from what.. masturbation? painal? rug burn? - Misspelled tattoo? - botched circumcision? - curved first left, then right? For a little S curve?


BigMoozle

Sweet god your comment killed me. Thank you so much for a good 10 minute laugh.


SlashOrSlice

Jesus Christ how did you laugh for a whole 10 minutes


BigMoozle

Marijuana, my friend. Marijuana.


CobyTheWolfDog-2107

People do a lot of things


TheViciousBitch

I am here for you.


fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkcd

Let's keep this meeting on task please


ChaoticVic

Lets keep this meeting on MY DICK


ActualFly1532

Smells like teen Spirit... On my dick


Done-Man

So you're a minecraft youtuber


Avaocado_32

i dont like that i get this


TheGriefersCat

Mini Ladd wasn’t really a Minecraft YouTuber.


DreamcastrArts

ladies and gentlemen we gottem


The_Mad_Duck_

r/teenagers


GoCommitSewerSlide

two trucks on my dick


Inferno1272

Two trucks but it’s a threesome


TheLegonaut

My muscles involuntarily flex


dookieshoes696969

Two trucks holding hands two trucks holding hands


Ok_Soil_231

The passion the passion is more than I can withstand


Harrinad

My girl on my dick.


DreamcastrArts

Time to smell the virginity


TheViciousBitch

Smells like copper and fish sticks.


Choice-Mortgage1221

Feel It Still on my dick


buckzer0

Your momma don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll on my dick


imnotyourguess

I hope so


Hawaiian-Fox

Days of thunder on my dick


DreamcastrArts

Thor giving that good succ


WackyPossum678

Brain Damage on my Dick


DreamcastrArts

Dick syndrome


soviet-onion420

Ballzheimer’s


Dry_Profession2502

Alien dick syndrome


kimcpi

>Brain Damage Pink Floyd or eminem?


You-No-Poop

Nightmare on my dick...


DreamcastrArts

Freddy foreskin


Orbitcamerakick21

NIGHTMARE (as your nightmare comes to life)


GrandArgument6669

I'm still standing... on my dick.


Valhern-Aryn

long


throwaway3004020

I'm still standing! _(Onnn myyy dick...)_


Phia-oop

It fits too well


personwhobe2

stronk


I_dementia87

Fight fire with fire on my dick.


DreamcastrArts

Gonorrhea


UncleBensButtFucker

The lion sleeps tonight on my dick


kawaii_321

In the jungle


IIIFiveIII

The mighty jungle


CBR_King97

The lion sleeps tonight


baodeptraitocxoan69

on my dick


Expensive_Problem966

A-weem A- way, ....


TheNamewhoPostedThis

A-wimba weh


DustyHound

The-wiener-way


DrPlague1346

kinky


dragonfett

At least you got some big pussy on your dick!


No-Gain9253

Drops of Jupiter on my dick.


heisenberg_30

Alien hentai?


Lazzo247

Spit It Out On My Dick


crazyhappy14

Jump the fuck up


Mr-Fahrenheit_7

See you again on my dick


Fragrant_Energy6672

okay, have a good night. see you again on my dick sometime?


Mr-Fahrenheit_7

Sure GN!


Fragrant_Energy6672

goosebumps on my dick.


DrPlague1346

why would you put that in my brain?


Santiboii4

Godzilla on my dick


happigappy

Free bird on my dick oh ^no


ICBPeng1

Did you know that pigeons die when they have sex?


BreDiePie

Wait, really? The one's I had with didn't


AidanmShehee

r/cursedcomments


Lookalism

God i wish that was true...


Potato3163

Fortunate Son on my dick..... no


venntdiagram

Smells like alabama


Chisweese

Sugar on my dick


DreamcastrArts

hookers and blow


GENERAL_SUPERDOG

Thunder on my dick


ConsciousPromise255

Lose yourself-on my dick


Wooden-Flatworm1411

kiss me more on my dick


vihaanbrdr

Wish you were here on my dick


[deleted]

Baby got back on my dick


MassEffectFan98

Already dead on my dick


0ver_K1ll

Cum on feel the noize on my dick


DreamcastrArts

Sir, no.


According_Chemical_7

Martha Stewart on my dick


obstruction6761

Heartz of men on my dick


DreamcastrArts

What drugs put you in this situation?


obstruction6761

Don't need drugs. The world is high enough as it is


DreamcastrArts

look at twitter


MONKE4647675

Sweet dreams on my dick


Minute-Palpitation-9

Momma's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys on my dick


[deleted]

[удалено]


yuyuyuyuyuuuuuo

Shit. On my dick


LucentSomber

Kinky.


NukeYeeter

Twilight skies on my dick


DreamcastrArts

Wishes right now


wiggity_wackity

Blinding lights on my dick


9marethyu9

Radioactive on my dick


yourmotherfromwhales

Sweet child o’ mine…….. . No


Admirable_Appeal_438

Miss wanna die on my dick...


SpringyAlloy73

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams On My Dick


venntdiagram

Dick carries the whole burden


IntelligentMine1901

Toxicity on my dick


420Frozone

Might wanna get that checked out, buddy


lovelinkhugohornsby

See you later on my dick 😭


DreamcastrArts

See you at 10, daddy


Yo_Yo_Yo_Imagine

what do it mean on my dick


Caesar_Passing

Kinda Girl You Are On My Dick


DreamcastrArts

Haha jonathan you are banging my eyeballs


Effective_Caramel_96

It's raining men


ASmith070197

E-Girls Are Ruining My Life On My Dick. I see this as a Absolute Win


Kyoya_sooohorni

Hentai protagonist be like :


Cold1118

Paradisus Paradoxum on my dick


R_Ashcraft

I walk the line in my dick.


sahko7

Fat bottomed girls on my dick


Dark_Dragon_07

Bitch Lasagna on my dick


Yourmom7300

Two trucks on my dick


DreamcastrArts

it’s a crash


Sammyboi555

Lay me down....


throwawayUpai

Everybody


Inevitable_Data_84

Only Women Bleed on my dick


saif_shejan

Virginity destroyer.


anonomus_blyat

mars core on my dick


JohnGoodmansMistress

barracuda on my dick


HoaiBao0906

Never Gonna Give You Up on my dick


just_someguyonreddit

I’m afraid of Americans on my dick


Metal_Steve

Kiss from a rose on my dick It actually fits when you replace the lyrics


Tats84

Monkeywrench on my dick


DreamcastrArts

I smell pain, a lack of coochie, and stds


dlimerick

Cocaine (Clapton) on my dick.


C130ABOVE

Feel good inc. On my dick


CrapFaceNinja

New disease 😔


imnotyourguess

On...my...


RandoSTBando

Girls just wanna have fun on my dick


SynonymOfHarmony

Heaven's Light/Hellfire on my dick


nic_e_4

Dropped on my dick


tomskaasdf1

Life goes on my dick


BootlegBarBz

in the end on my dick


NarutoBoy87

Stairway to heaven on my dick??


Maskett

Sheep On My Dick


Affectionate-Jury835

Fuck the Police on my dick Boys in the hood on my dick Master of puppets on my dick


Comprehensive-Set919

“Mast of puppets is pulling my dick”


R4ndomP3rson69

Mine was: Dopeman on my dick


Sequoiadendron_1901

Badhead on My Dick