T O P
JPowski

There Will Be Blood


UomoLumaca

Oh no.


UMessis

It's that time of the month babe


Hank_Weiser

Do you jerk off with sandpaper?


Andawr2g

Don’t you?


Hank_Weiser

Personally, I love feeling the grain in my glans


TimeWarthog6525

Hancock


tdn1234321

A lot of great ones in the comments and THIS is the one to make me actually laugh out loud!


Skitzy5500

Home Alone


MaxGaming7945

People are breaking into your house to have sex with you?


-Ham_Satan-

And he's setting booby traps. Kinky!


and_the_giant_peach

*Booty traps


Willing-Locksmith-15

I spent the entire Vietnam war trapped in a booty trap


captain609

Home Alone 2


ATrueScorpio

Home Alone 3


Serpace

Home Alone 4 Ever


Ghundey

oh fuck somebody already said this


TPMatus

No country for old men


Confident_Elephant_9

Sick movie


An3zz

It was so good it didn't even need soundtracks or music


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This has to be the best one I've read


MaxwellIsSmall

And one of my favorite movies! Can’t beat it lol


No_Pickle_8155

Seems like all he does is beat it.


ChonkiClapper

Beat me to it


djdjtx

Me beat to it


No_Pickle_8155

Me beat


Areyman

beat


UncleKeyPax

Beat meat it


MikYusufMik

lol


awkwardlazer

Gone in 60 seconds


Individual-Junket791

This!!!! Take my up vote you speedster


unsettledtom007

r/happyupvote


cosmic_VaRiAtIoN

Despicable me


Vivid_While_3858

Post nut clarity lmao


Madglace

In french its even funier cause the film name here is moi moche et mechant Traduction: Me ugly and mean


htea69

12 years a slave


thesvdboy

holup


DevelopmentTight9474

r/holupinaholup


degiovasc

r/foundtheholup


RogueFox771

Sounds fun


MrMetalhead3029483

Wait a second-


iamazorahaii

Holup in the comments.


MrNyto_

r/cursedcomments


Corporal_Spidey

Summin ain’t right


Pvt_Custard

Toy story


usernamemispeled

You got a friend in me…


j3rpz

More like *I* got a friend in me


PokeWizard321

I knew it i i knew it


justin-time6996

40 year old Virgin


StarBloke123

beat me to it


diablo2488

Beat alot of us to it


wierdit

Alot of us beat it too


Bottles4u

Stepbrothers


Pikelboi68

If you watch step brothers but start with 24 minutes left then you know why I find this so funny


Futballskid

Mission impossible


Vleed7

I feel you bro. Lets just not give up.


Bwatso2112

Sister Act


null_reference_user

Wait wha


OperationGlobal7829

Sweet home Alabama


zvcix

r/suddenlyincest


mmhmmdasright94

A series of unfortunate events


JimmyJorland

I don't know that one, is it good?


Alert_Eye_2219

Yes


Longjumping-Way7886

It is basically just the first 3 books packed but arranged into a different plot line. You’re better off reading the books or watching the Netflix show.


clappinghands

Die hard


moirmoon

Unforgiven.


_curious_chris_

This is the best one


D9_CAT

With a vengeance


chinos88

Alone in the Dark


sickertnl

The good the bad and the ugly


Translationerr0r

At least it's a threesome


Hyroto88

Me when i use both hands...


jrt____

I hope you are the ugly one…


Orrboy

Peanut Butter Falcon


FruitGuy998

Um……


-Ham_Satan-

Falcon is the name of his dog....


FruitGuy998

That’s what I was worried about


JTmash545

Either you're fucking an autistic guy or he lured a falcon into sex with peanut butter and I'm not sure which is better


KickassPeanuts

Bro you fuck jars of peanut butter?


foreverindarkness

The power of one.


diablo2488

Free willy


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watermelonseed0

This is beyond cursed


Dr_sus172

Okay, WTF.


MemeWhore6969

r/cursedcursedcomments


Ask_Master

Planet of the apes


Gear3017

Iron Fist


Chawobble29

Super bad


Sudden_Guide7005

Beauty and the Beast


Alcards

But if anyone else calls you a beast I'll rip their lungs out.


Pikagamer3210

So your telling me he not a man


FaithlessnessLeast77

Octopussy


SaturnSkills

Old school... also: go straight to the clinic. Nasty.


znfndmn

Me, myself and i


Iker_r2

Han Solo


Wanderer_2005

a new hope


harrypoon1

So close, yet so far


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theweirdguyjerkingit

Yes officer this comment right here


Ant197964

17 again


Pikelboi68

If you end up abusing a Latina then you can call it “alien vs predator”


Translationerr0r

I laughed too hard at this... hard... lol


YoungSasuke99

Quiet Place


Mr_Lumpy06

The War with Grandpa


Hates_escalators

Santa Claus vs the Martians.


MonkeyBoy2812

The right hand man


Pluto5120

Scream


quebecois97

Holes


pudlizsan

How to train your dragon


adsolute_dipshit_69

Child's play


goat-man-baa-baa

*Pedo vibes intensify*


Mascbro26

Hello, officer Krupkey here. I would like to ask you a few questions...


Dr_sus172

That's enough reddit for this week.


AdustVenus4019

Jaws


These_Ad_9552

The crying game


GandiniGreat

One could say gold finger


kungllama1101

Holy fuck


geckhon

The Fellowship of the ring


ArchAedifex

(Cock)ring


DaedricBalloon

50 first dates


Vektorien

Fast 5


FaithlessnessLeast77

2 fast but 2 furious


llamaface86

Three Men and a Baby


frayleaf

This one right here officer


Yeet_Gang52

AYOOOOOOO


ContestAggravating57

Boss baby


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BangBoom2TheMoon

This week it’d be Carrie


killabeesplease

House of 1000 corpses


imnotaloneyouare

4 weddings and a funeral


Translationerr0r

Save the best for last, right? *wink* *wink*


Emzilla200

Are we there yet?


Adebisauce

The fast and the furious


BurtGummer65

"Ernest Goes to Prison"


Wtf-isup-kyle

Catch me if you can


Superslayer231

Kindergarten cop


the-lord_Tachanka

Yes officer this comment right here


Tinytina722

He’s the officer


the-lord_Tachanka

*Oh no*


Last-Resolution-2741

Dazed and confused


TheMadLad_00

Sausage Party


TheHagbardCeline

Once upon a time in Mexico


ThunderMuffin233

Spy kids


SaturnSkills

Ew...


geek_chap_12

127 hours


screm404

Naked and Afraid


Trigger08

Finding dory


Cpt_Koksnuss

Django unchained


MalmalakePir

The 'D' is silent...


GNNNiAAAH

That's a good one!!!


BonnieCZ06

Knives out


OutrageousAd9909

Oh no


sexySgombro69

Pets


hashmob2

The secret life of pets


WernerThePigeon

Oh no


Kaprosuchusboi

Daddy’s Home


Mafiew_Geez

Honey I shrunk the kids


Uninspired_Thoughts

The big short


By_The_80s

Nobody


Joe-_______-mama

definitely suits r/holup


dickforadolla

This sub fucking sucks now. The last two days this has been like the third or fourth incredibly upvoted post that has absolutely nothing to do with the subs intention. What's the point of even having different subs at this point.


_LordOfTheUniverse_

The godfather


HairyContactbeware

Corpse bride


StickyOnesie

Cutie


watermelonseed0

oh no


Daniel-fohr

Alvin and the chipmunks


null_reference_user

Did you fuck a squirrel?


Vaitaminute

Marley and Me


Lumpy_Huckleberry550

Knocked Up


Promorphic

Magic Mike


FinnoNr1

A Quiet Place.


NormalHumansName

Tomb Raider


HarleyChromeo

Pee-wee's Big Adventure


laggy1000

Flubber?


throwaway52719628

Daddy’s Daycare


Sasarea_

The dark knight rises


BadDrinkerr

Apocalypse now


Critical_Elderberry7

Diary of a Mad Black Woman


flufflestheconqueror

Animal house


Gabriellejulieas

Family guy


The_Radioactive_Rat

Chicken Little


batzelyonek

Twelve angry men


seancw317

Alone in the dark


suitable-robot01

Toy Story


kphld1

Never Been Kissed


SwiftLawnClippings

Castaway


JoeLigmaDude

Up


gaybestfriend32

the never ending story


Waldo414

Deer Hunter


HunterMio

The Punisher


broberds

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford


lifeistrulyawesome

Solo


PerfectionOfaMistake

Toy Story...


FlamingPinyacolada

Nooo... F


Ghostface1998X

Texas chainsaw massacre


BigDaddyD040

What?


ElZboub

Inception


GiraffesBalls

Hope no one says Oldboy


ewhoitbe

necessary roughness.