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Burst Glocks 😂

Burst Glocks 😂

Subversion7

So uh…….. Can someone show me the location of the hidden burst function on my 43? 😂


North_Pole_Mandingo

I want to know the same thing. I tore my G43 apart 15 times looking for this "magic switch" 😂😂😂


Street-Chain

It's not easy to find. And by the way we call it the g spot.


theBallonknots

Ah the infamous “Glock Spot.” I always wondered what that meant.


MKUltraAliens

I think its a myth I can't find mine.


MrSelfDestructXX

Push one or two fingers in the magwell about 2-3 inches in (it’s varies on each model) and in a come hither motion massage the area towards the bang switch with your fingertips. It should feel somewhat like corduroy. Wait are we talking about Glocks still or...?


Nucleic_Acid

I did this and my glock sprayed a bunch of clear liquid. Is this just CLP or is it pee?


agent-dick-rinkle

😂🤣😂 i found out if you start by sticking a certain "object" in the rear plate it spits faster with solo finger ☝️😁


Street-Chain

No it's real. It's the orgasm that's a myth.


bluefacebabyyyyyy

Soldering tool goes brrrrr


KungPowDan

Seriously, I think I bought the wrong model.


Cp277772

Up,left,x,RT,A,LB,down,with the safety off.


maggot_flavored

It’s right under the semi full auto explosive shotgun machine gun button… jeez some people just don’t know anything these days


Daguvry

Should have got the 43x. It's an upgrade burst mode.


we_all_fuct

I don’t know about that. However, it is my next purchase hands down.


WI_Tbone

The X stands for its 10 round burst!


Da1UHideFrom

The Miculek Finger


psyren136

This is my favorite comments thread this week xD


RiverRunnerVDB

It is contained within the shoulder thing which goes up. That’s why barrel shrouds are so deadly.


PostYourChin

Simply hold three Glocks in your hand like I do.


landlover311

A special kind of idiot right there


deadlyspawn187

Or it's a professional level troll to spook the idiots that would believe this


[deleted]

It’s definitely this


calcutta250_1

Special…that is kind of you.


Street-Chain

We should be honest. This retarded retard is retarded. Edit. I know this is not grammatically correct but if he can make shit up I can too. This is America.


Daguvry

You don't call retards retarded. You call your friends retards when they do something retarded. Great Philosopher Michael Scott.


RiverRunnerVDB

Retards don’t need to be called retarded. They know. Your friends and idiots online however need to be reminded of their status occasionally.


Street-Chain

What about forgetful retards


RiverRunnerVDB

What’s the point of telling them?


Street-Chain

Good point.


STANAGs

\~Wayne Greztky


SepticX75

Or Russian bot


N_L287

Glock: *takes notes for gen 6*


aHeadFullofMoonlight

Also Glock: *discards burst idea for Gen 6 and instead opts to bring back finger grooves and change the magazine follower to a more tactical shade of orange*


deadlyspawn187

Me: "I'll take your entire stock"


Citadel_97E

I’m just waiting for the sweet ass “Glock 7.”


RLLRRR

Someone once told me I couldn't afford it.


leont21

Also the number of the Glock is how many bursts. So Glock 44, for example, bursts 44 tortures. Why won’t anyone think of the children


Kimosabe44

I’m only pushing 19 tourtures, have to bump those numbers up!


0150r

Imagine the poor souls that have the porcelain Glock 7. John McClain got it wrong, that gun sucks


30calmagazineclip

but it still costs more than what i make in a month!


0150r

If it's more than a dollar ninety eight I'd be surprised.


Docta-Jay

I have a 48. I do have the 15 rounders but usually I can only dispense 10 tortures. Dammit!


Street-Chain

You are going to have to up your torture.


Daguvry

19 bursts in one hand and 19 more in the other hand. That way your 38 bursts are almost twice as fast as a 40 burst!!


North_Pole_Mandingo

Good thing I owe a G43. Mine spits out 43 tortures in no time flat.


Japnzy

So for a 43x how do I solve for x to know how many tortures I get?


Dam_Kids

x=magazine capacity so 43(x)


Japnzy

Unlimited power!


Street-Chain

That is a good question. Only Gaston knows for sure.


North_Pole_Mandingo

To get x you multiply by times X pie R squared +43 = 817 bananas.


OppositeRow4

This makes so much sense!!! : )


Ouroboron

[Yes. Think of the children.](https://i.imgur.com/bavCaKH.jpg)


LegoMinecraftGamer

They tried but they banned the LEGO glock


Machismo_malo

Excuse me sir where can I get one of these burst Glocks and how TF the NYPD get them in that anti 2a state


ShottySHD

NYPD has heavier triggers but burst fire? 😂


BisexualCaveman

If I could get full auto by doing it, I \*might\* put up with an NY2 trigger in my Glock 17.......


lornstar7

The government doesn't need to abide by 2a


WindowShoppingMyLife

What? That’s literally the only entity it applies to.


MountainTurkey

I believe he means the government doesn't need the second amendment to arm itself. Nothing is restricted when you are the government


lornstar7

That is correct


gertvanjoe

The only restriction in what you are allowed to do is the number of letters in your acronym. Usually (but not always) the less letters, the more you can do. It also seems to be in a reversed alphabetical order.


WindowShoppingMyLife

Well, technically we don’t either. The 2nd amendment doesn’t give us permission to do anything. We already had permission. The 2nd amendment just prevents the government from infringing on it. We don’t “need” the 2nd amendment to arm ourselves. We could already do that, unless someone stops us.


bellyjellykoolaid

The dumbass played counter strike and got it from there probably. In that game for some reason has a 3 burst setting for the standard glock.


TAYWR3X

Someone played too much CS 1.6


jdmor09

Beat me to it! I never got why a burst .45 Glock was somehow still weaker than the M9…unless my 56k connection was just crap at hit detection 🤷🏽‍♂️


xpk20040228

It was a 9mm Glock. And the dmg on it was so bad that its kinda like a water gun.


Shadez_Actual

This has to be a troll


BigBrassPair

And "ghost guns firing 30 caliber magazine clips" was a troll too?


Ntnme2lose

It is...the account has already been suspended for this nonsense.


B1g0lB0y

So like... I'm still waiting to find the giggle switch on my 29.3. If someone finds it, hit me up.


aclark210

Wtf. My Glock is defective then.


spraekwon

Better return it to Glock. Pretty sure it’s covered under warranty…


aclark210

Yeah I guess I’ll have to. Can’t have a gun that’s not factory perfect. That just won’t do.


Phil_the_credit2

Was just gonna say. My glock burst, better send it back.


Emilio5252

This has to be a troll. This can’t be real. 😂😂😂😂


Ntnme2lose

It is...Twitter suspended the account too.


JRHiz

It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. Dosen't show up on your airport X-ray machines, here, and it cost more than you make in a month.


TransitChicken

You’d be surprised what I make in a month, McClane.


CalculatorOctavius

And they’re calling it the Glock 7


Equal-Armadillo4525

It’s true!!! Proof, I just burst out laughing my ass off.


glockfreak

This guy is a idiot, clearly the torture device on the NYPD glock is the NY2 trigger.


ellieight_

That guys been playing too much counter strike


synapticfantastic

Well, in a way he's kind of right; I like to use the burst feature on both my gen3 G17 and my late model G19X, but only when using the syntech shot loads. I generally prefer 155g +P but I'm more of an "enhanced" guy, if you will, so your mileage on that round will vary. In any case, I'm not sure what the NYPD/Animal Control Dept. uses, specifically, but I also use the 147g chemical irritant round when I think I'm going to be going up against a pack of stray dogs or homeless. Again, your mileage may vary with these rounds and burst modes.


mwesty25

I want a Burst Glock


Economy_Basil9899

This guy definitely buys his underwear at K-Mart and kills it at the blackjack tables.


kitsinni

Sending some back for burst apparently mine were made incorrectly.


OldManKusler

Science.


Dumb_Ish69

And all this time I thought only the Glock 7 was capable of such...


balucipher

Can I get a burst Glock 20 to test stopping power on him


clangendum

Can we see the OP for this twitter thread


UNITUS827

I have never heard of a Glock with burst function. There us fully auto Glock 18c but no block with 3-5 round burst. Be cool to see one someday but not anytime soon.


The_Gregory

None of my Glocks seem to boogie like this guy's does; is he an SOT, or should I send a few in under warranty?


myerbot5000

His account is suspended.


Radioactiveglowup

G18s are standard issue where?


MongoG19

Did the OP smoke meth before posting this 🤨?


lippmoney

Not even meth makes you this lame. He's straight up missing a chromosome.


gwhh

5 bucks say he either a government worker or a college professor. Or a public school teacher.


ArtixViper

Or he has a performance art degree


Robot_60556149

Sometimes I think I'm stupid af. Then I read something like this and like. Yeah. I'm fine.


Deckerhand112

Tell me most people see through this bs lie. I don’t understand how people can be this dumb of believe this dumb bs


jasonin951

What’s crazy is how he says it with such certainty and authority.


OkMeet9889

Shane is the type of guy to take his two bottom ribs out.


Navid80

What in actual fuck?!?! Burst mode?!?! Really??? SMH


[deleted]

This guy eats chalk.


Six3sixNick

“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent” - Qui-Gon Jinn


SgtHopkins

The secret burst fire, is activated by clicking your right mouse button


[deleted]

I guess I'm going to jump on the "contact Glock for warranty, return my gun" bandwagon because mine doesn't have this burst feature.


DopeMeme_Deficiency

What?!? I got a defective glock with no burst! Lame!


Carbs_Are_Satan

And that right there is actually most humans I've ever met. They don't know about something so they just make shit up off the top of their heads. Once noticed it's impossible to unnotice.


Kn1v3s

They arent dumb when they make these dumb statements. It is very calculated and smart. They have been making dumb statements for decades and inch by inch, they work and they win.


Content_Cod499

You all are obviously idiots…the burst option is activated with the hidden torture button. My Glock 30 will torture exactly 30 bursts. To activate, press A B A B select start…exact same as “contra”.


Ntnme2lose

I love how people actually take comments like that seriously. It was a troll account that has been suspended for misinformation. Please stop sharing this and adding more fuel to a fire that already has people thinking that the government will actually take their guns.


FrenchHighlander

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


entertrainer7

This needs some Billy Madison treatment


darcoSM

lol...account suspended


Axelpanic

I need to return mine. Burst function doesnt work.


Jordandavis7

This guy plays CS, that’s the extent of his Glock knowledge


banko1hunna

Shit they figured it out


THISxOTHERxGUY

Holy hell my brain hurts after reading this. It’s insanely crazy that there are people out there who think things like this is true... and a lot of them are in office. Blows my mind


dreadmador

Guys, tell me how to activate burst mode. I can't seem to find it on mine and the manual doesn't mention it. /s


thegreekgamer42

God I remeber this fucking idiot.


feuer_kugel13

Irrational stupidity


xpk20040228

He played too much counter strike


cncordray

It’s like someone made a bet about how much bullshit he could put into one tweet.


mrsix4

This had to be a PhD level troll


Ohwahtagusiam

WTF


GoAsYouProspose

I wish


MystelDragoon

How to enable burst option on a G45?


BuilderTexas

Bull shit


minhthemaster

is this sub going the way of /r/terriblefacebookmemes ?


Individual_Fox_9690

10mm tortures are the best tortures. Or something.


GlockAF

TBF, it IS exquisite torture that Glock 18s exist, but us peasants can’t have one


BackBlastClear

What the fuck did I just read? I know I’m drunk, but what!?


CalculatorOctavius

Didn’t the glock have a burst in 007 night fire? Or was that a different square pistol


cjs062088

This guy is trying to set a new trending joke for the glock subreddit lol


fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts

Did anyone actually get those Wish switches to work?


green600

Sounds like a Shane


[deleted]

“Account suspended”


jimEdigitL

Someone needs to burst smack the shit out of this clown


Batt1eCruiser

Glock 93R? Sign me up :)


BTFoundation

I have so many questions.


[deleted]

Is this.....is this satire? Is this man serious? Where are these people coming from???


ljse224

I for one walk through Glock 9mm like it’s air soft. Doesn’t even hurt. This guy knows nothing. The NYPD CANNOT STOP ME!


FreeTheta

His source: personal experience playing Call of Duty.


9RebelliousStripes

Ok but where can I find the police trade in burst glocks?


Th3_M4RT1N1

Better send my Glock 19.4 back, because the burst fire isn't working 😤


urthaworst

Fuck that sounds sick


GunzAndCamo

Right. \*opens file\* Name: Shane T Hasuga Mental status: insane (hoplophobic psychosis) \*closes file\*


roughingupthesuspect

Huh?


Dontnut69

I thought everyone knew Glock stands for Good Luck On Continuous Killstreaks because of the burst fire 100 rounds a second capability.


OneTaoThree

There's so much bullshit being passed off as truth these days, it's hard to know who to believe. Except this smoothbrain, it's pretty easy to know not to believe his dumb ass. Edit: Just checked Twitter and this dipfuck's account has been suspended. Too bad. I wanted to tell him what a brain donor he is.


dangercdv

Set glocks to "burst torture" and let's stop these innocent civilians!


vlr_06exe

Yeah let’s use something with more stopping power, probably according to this guy the best option would be a .50 ae desert eagle


AHH_im_on_fire

Where can I find this feature on my 19?


Linkstas

Shane T Kasuga CS 1.6 CPL player verified


SmoothSlavperator

My mind is now full of billions and billions of fuck after reading this.


robroplol

Is this a deepcut Counter Strike joke?


RiverRunnerVDB

This has got to be a troll post. No way is someone *that* ignorant. Right?…Right? [I ask as my faith in humanity rapidly slips away]


Walkswithnofear

Encountered this guy once on Twitter. Definitely a troll.


aviatorlj

I think he means a taser... maybe?


nicknameeee_e

I wish my department issued glock had burst.. All we got is 124gr GDHP +P


Dutch-Anon

I really want to know where he got the idea from, i know for a fact that GS:GO has a burst “G18” but i can’t think of any other ones


LWYRUP24

What a clown. He no doubt drives his car by himself while wearing a mask


LWYRUP24

Sorry if this offends some.. but this guy is retarded


tubadude2

The only option NYPD specs is the awful trigger that makes them shoot more bystanders than criminals.