Burst Glocks 😂
By - los_007
Can someone show me the location of the hidden burst function on my 43?
I want to know the same thing. I tore my G43 apart 15 times looking for this "magic switch" 😂😂😂
It's not easy to find. And by the way we call it the g spot.
Ah the infamous “Glock Spot.” I always wondered what that meant.
I think its a myth I can't find mine.
Push one or two fingers in the magwell about 2-3 inches in (it’s varies on each model) and in a come hither motion massage the area towards the bang switch with your fingertips. It should feel somewhat like corduroy.
Wait are we talking about Glocks still or...?
I did this and my glock sprayed a bunch of clear liquid. Is this just CLP or is it pee?
😂🤣😂 i found out if you start by sticking a certain "object" in the rear plate it spits faster with solo finger ☝️😁
No it's real. It's the orgasm that's a myth.
Soldering tool goes brrrrr
Seriously, I think I bought the wrong model.
Up,left,x,RT,A,LB,down,with the safety off.
It’s right under the semi full auto explosive shotgun machine gun button… jeez some people just don’t know anything these days
Should have got the 43x. It's an upgrade burst mode.
I don’t know about that. However, it is my next purchase hands down.
The X stands for its 10 round burst!
The Miculek Finger
This is my favorite comments thread this week xD
It is contained within the shoulder thing which goes up. That’s why barrel shrouds are so deadly.
Simply hold three Glocks in your hand like I do.
A special kind of idiot right there
Or it's a professional level troll to spook the idiots that would believe this
It’s definitely this
Special…that is kind of you.
We should be honest. This retarded retard is retarded.
Edit. I know this is not grammatically correct but if he can make shit up I can too. This is America.
You don't call retards retarded. You call your friends retards when they do something retarded.
Great Philosopher Michael Scott.
Retards don’t need to be called retarded. They know. Your friends and idiots online however need to be reminded of their status occasionally.
What about forgetful retards
What’s the point of telling them?
Or Russian bot
Glock: *takes notes for gen 6*
Also Glock: *discards burst idea for Gen 6 and instead opts to bring back finger grooves and change the magazine follower to a more tactical shade of orange*
Me: "I'll take your entire stock"
I’m just waiting for the sweet ass “Glock 7.”
Someone once told me I couldn't afford it.
Also the number of the Glock is how many bursts. So Glock 44, for example, bursts 44 tortures. Why won’t anyone think of the children
I’m only pushing 19 tourtures, have to bump those numbers up!
Imagine the poor souls that have the porcelain Glock 7. John McClain got it wrong, that gun sucks
but it still costs more than what i make in a month!
If it's more than a dollar ninety eight I'd be surprised.
I have a 48. I do have the 15 rounders but usually I can only dispense 10 tortures. Dammit!
You are going to have to up your torture.
19 bursts in one hand and 19 more in the other hand. That way your 38 bursts are almost twice as fast as a 40 burst!!
Good thing I owe a G43. Mine spits out 43 tortures in no time flat.
So for a 43x how do I solve for x to know how many tortures I get?
x=magazine capacity so 43(x)
That is a good question. Only Gaston knows for sure.
To get x you multiply by times X pie R squared +43 = 817 bananas.
This makes so much sense!!! : )
[Yes. Think of the children.](https://i.imgur.com/bavCaKH.jpg)
They tried but they banned the LEGO glock
Excuse me sir where can I get one of these burst Glocks and how TF the NYPD get them in that anti 2a state
NYPD has heavier triggers but burst fire? 😂
If I could get full auto by doing it, I \*might\* put up with an NY2 trigger in my Glock 17.......
The government doesn't need to abide by 2a
What? That’s literally the only entity it applies to.
I believe he means the government doesn't need the second amendment to arm itself. Nothing is restricted when you are the government
That is correct
The only restriction in what you are allowed to do is the number of letters in your acronym. Usually (but not always) the less letters, the more you can do. It also seems to be in a reversed alphabetical order.
Well, technically we don’t either. The 2nd amendment doesn’t give us permission to do anything. We already had permission. The 2nd amendment just prevents the government from infringing on it.
We don’t “need” the 2nd amendment to arm ourselves. We could already do that, unless someone stops us.
The dumbass played counter strike and got it from there probably. In that game for some reason has a 3 burst setting for the standard glock.
Someone played too much CS 1.6
Beat me to it! I never got why a burst .45 Glock was somehow still weaker than the M9…unless my 56k connection was just crap at hit detection 🤷🏽♂️
It was a 9mm Glock. And the dmg on it was so bad that its kinda like a water gun.
This has to be a troll
And "ghost guns firing 30 caliber magazine clips" was a troll too?
It is...the account has already been suspended for this nonsense.
So like... I'm still waiting to find the giggle switch on my 29.3. If someone finds it, hit me up.
Wtf. My Glock is defective then.
Better return it to Glock. Pretty sure it’s covered under warranty…
Yeah I guess I’ll have to. Can’t have a gun that’s not factory perfect. That just won’t do.
Was just gonna say. My glock burst, better send it back.
This has to be a troll. This can’t be real. 😂😂😂😂
It is...Twitter suspended the account too.
It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. Dosen't show up on your airport X-ray machines, here, and it cost more than you make in a month.
You’d be surprised what I make in a month, McClane.
And they’re calling it the Glock 7
It’s true!!! Proof, I just burst out laughing my ass off.
This guy is a idiot, clearly the torture device on the NYPD glock is the NY2 trigger.
That guys been playing too much counter strike
Well, in a way he's kind of right; I like to use the burst feature on both my gen3 G17 and my late model G19X, but only when using the syntech shot loads. I generally prefer 155g +P but I'm more of an "enhanced" guy, if you will, so your mileage on that round will vary.
In any case, I'm not sure what the NYPD/Animal Control Dept. uses, specifically, but I also use the 147g chemical irritant round when I think I'm going to be going up against a pack of stray dogs or homeless.
Again, your mileage may vary with these rounds and burst modes.
I want a Burst Glock
This guy definitely buys his underwear at K-Mart and kills it at the blackjack tables.
Sending some back for burst apparently mine were made incorrectly.
And all this time I thought only the Glock 7 was capable of such...
Can I get a burst Glock 20 to test stopping power on him
Can we see the OP for this twitter thread
I have never heard of a Glock with burst function. There us fully auto Glock 18c but no block with 3-5 round burst. Be cool to see one someday but not anytime soon.
None of my Glocks seem to boogie like this guy's does; is he an SOT, or should I send a few in under warranty?
His account is suspended.
G18s are standard issue where?
Did the OP smoke meth before posting this 🤨?
Not even meth makes you this lame. He's straight up missing a chromosome.
5 bucks say he either a government worker or a college professor. Or a public school teacher.
Or he has a performance art degree
Sometimes I think I'm stupid af. Then I read something like this and like. Yeah. I'm fine.
Tell me most people see through this bs lie. I don’t understand how people can be this dumb of believe this dumb bs
What’s crazy is how he says it with such certainty and authority.
Shane is the type of guy to take his two bottom ribs out.
What in actual fuck?!?! Burst mode?!?! Really??? SMH
This guy eats chalk.
“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent” - Qui-Gon Jinn
The secret burst fire, is activated by clicking your right mouse button
I guess I'm going to jump on the "contact Glock for warranty, return my gun" bandwagon because mine doesn't have this burst feature.
What?!? I got a defective glock with no burst! Lame!
And that right there is actually most humans I've ever met. They don't know about something so they just make shit up off the top of their heads. Once noticed it's impossible to unnotice.
They arent dumb when they make these dumb statements. It is very calculated and smart. They have been making dumb statements for decades and inch by inch, they work and they win.
You all are obviously idiots…the burst option is activated with the hidden torture button. My Glock 30 will torture exactly 30 bursts. To activate, press A B A B select start…exact same as “contra”.
I love how people actually take comments like that seriously.
It was a troll account that has been suspended for misinformation. Please stop sharing this and adding more fuel to a fire that already has people thinking that the government will actually take their guns.
This needs some Billy Madison treatment
I need to return mine. Burst function doesnt work.
This guy plays CS, that’s the extent of his Glock knowledge
Shit they figured it out
Holy hell my brain hurts after reading this. It’s insanely crazy that there are people out there who think things like this is true... and a lot of them are in office. Blows my mind
Guys, tell me how to activate burst mode. I can't seem to find it on mine and the manual doesn't mention it. /s
God I remeber this fucking idiot.
He played too much counter strike
It’s like someone made a bet about how much bullshit he could put into one tweet.
This had to be a PhD level troll
How to enable burst option on a G45?
is this sub going the way of /r/terriblefacebookmemes ?
10mm tortures are the best tortures. Or something.
TBF, it IS exquisite torture that Glock 18s exist, but us peasants can’t have one
What the fuck did I just read? I know I’m drunk, but what!?
Didn’t the glock have a burst in 007 night fire? Or was that a different square pistol
This guy is trying to set a new trending joke for the glock subreddit lol
Did anyone actually get those Wish switches to work?
Sounds like a Shane
Someone needs to burst smack the shit out of this clown
Glock 93R? Sign me up :)
I have so many questions.
Is this.....is this satire? Is this man serious? Where are these people coming from???
I for one walk through Glock
9mm like it’s air soft. Doesn’t even hurt. This guy knows nothing. The NYPD CANNOT STOP ME!
His source: personal experience playing Call of Duty.
Ok but where can I find the police trade in burst glocks?
Better send my Glock 19.4 back, because the burst fire isn't working 😤
Fuck that sounds sick
Name: Shane T Hasuga
Mental status: insane (hoplophobic psychosis)
I thought everyone knew Glock stands for Good Luck On Continuous Killstreaks because of the burst fire 100 rounds a second capability.
There's so much bullshit being passed off as truth these days, it's hard to know who to believe. Except this smoothbrain, it's pretty easy to know not to believe his dumb ass. Edit: Just checked Twitter and this dipfuck's account has been suspended. Too bad. I wanted to tell him what a brain donor he is.
Set glocks to "burst torture" and let's stop these innocent civilians!
Yeah let’s use something with more stopping power, probably according to this guy the best option would be a .50 ae desert eagle
Where can I find this feature on my 19?
Shane T Kasuga CS 1.6 CPL player verified
My mind is now full of billions and billions of fuck after reading this.
Is this a deepcut Counter Strike joke?
This has got to be a troll post. No way is someone *that* ignorant. Right?…Right? [I ask as my faith in humanity rapidly slips away]
Encountered this guy once on Twitter. Definitely a troll.
I think he means a taser... maybe?
I wish my department issued glock had burst.. All we got is 124gr GDHP +P
I really want to know where he got the idea from, i know for a fact that GS:GO has a burst “G18” but i can’t think of any other ones
What a clown. He no doubt drives his car by himself while wearing a mask
Sorry if this offends some.. but this guy is retarded
The only option NYPD specs is the awful trigger that makes them shoot more bystanders than criminals.