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New study shows anglos and their fascist friends can't stop shitting themselves!

New study shows anglos and their fascist friends can't stop shitting themselves!

A-V-A-Weyland

It's really odd Japan is so high on that list. [I thought they were famous for using bidets](https://i.redd.it/8kdhexmdi4c31.png)? Still... imagine going through a roll of toilet paper every 3-4 days. Those are some wide pipes. Or not. [Fatbergs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg) are a thing.


stalincenlam

hentai exists


Godzilla0senpai

How do u use a roll every 4 fucking days?


LankyTomato

Yeah, a roll lasts me weeks. Wtf are people doing?


diverareyouok

Is yours a regular roll or one of those larger rolls that’s equivalent to 3 or 4 regular ones?


microcrash

IBS


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disibio1991

Fast food causes constipation and doesn't improve bowel movement.


MostEpicRedditor

Ye but what about all that cheap beer?


waifus4laifu2069

That shit comes out of me like lightning.


The-Real-Iggy

They’re going cheap with the 0.5 ply


stalincenlam

to my knowledge, chinese ppl like to use towel to wipe and clean stuff (table top, sink, etc) more than using toilet paper/paper towels. so that might be the difference edit: also, from my experience of studying in the US for my university, i have no idea how, but american are so bad with toilet hygiene. for 4 years, i constantly have ppl living in the same floor with me, clogging the toilet and doesnt unclog them. and what they do is they just put a huge chunk of toilet paper on their shit, maybe thinking that their shit will magically go away. like cmon u are a college student and u still dont know how to unclog ur shit. and also their diet are turbo garbo too. they waste a ton (some ppl just literally get a full plate and eat like 5 spoons) and almost never eat any vegetables.


Medical_Officer

Oh yeah, we Chinese figure paper is paper is paper. Most down to earth restaurants just have a roll of toilet paper as "napkins" or tissues, or wtf you want to use them as.


ZephyrGonzales

“But that means yellow people don’t use enough paper, so Chinese people smell like shit!” - r/EnoughCommieSpam


RoyalSnipez15

“OMG bro you just owned the tankies!”


PolandIsAStateOfMind

"Wash your asses, crackers" - Emperor Shah Jahan


ablandera2t1uiwo

Bidet gang💪


blacknotblack

i poop a lot so i probably contribute to 70% of the graph


EtchandFletch

Besides the availability of bidets, it could indicate that China and Brazil's higher fiber diets and less obesity require less toilet paper. Rice and legumes are pretty good for staying regular after all.


oliveiramg

Also, toilet paper is super expensive in Brazil.


Celtrav

Actually, everything here is now super expensive. Thanks, Bolsonaro.


GMuratore

But hey, at least there is no evil communists in power


eggheadecologist

yet...


lssssj

Communism will take the unemployment from 15 million people. People will not be free to search for a job for months.


eggheadecologist

communism will force people to have full employment, they will no longer be free to have terrible working conditions in the gig economy or starve


Ingenousbluebeing

[brazilians take a lot of showers per day too](https://www.dailyinfographic.com/world-shower-habits).


dbrown1990

The extra use is from wiping their mouths.


saladcesar

ana oop


mercurythermometer

I wonder what the correlation between this and bidet usage is


Irrelevant-Lizard

Americans also designed the toilet that flushes everything, so not a big surprise.


saladcesar

Kaitlin Bennett moment


diddykongisapokemon

Shitting? Yes. Using toilet paper? Kind of doubt it


n0ahbody

The 2021 Full of Shit Index, brought to you by Statista RANKINGS 1 USA 2 Germany 3 UK 4 Japan 5 Australia


NoRepresentative8665

Graphical representation of how full of shit u r


Drakeytown

This should be cross referenced with bidet use.


foto-de-anime

"China facing lack of paper, everything wents to the central committee of the party"


littlecheese420

americans are fat


SWFLSOLIDARITY

/r/toiletpaperUSA


BananaGrinder_709

Using toilet paper to clean your asshole is the most repulsive shit for me


rototsy1

Jet spray supremacy


seksisakso

Plant-based diet with shitload of fiber + jet spray = asshole with the cleanest asshole


Appropriate_Snow_742

Saving up for a jet spray myself, can’t wait until next year to get one! And been wanting to go full on vegan at some point, with the rise of high quality plant based meat it’s very appealing to me 😋 Already got rid of milk and drink oat milk now.


japgcf

Capitalist toilet paper vs commie wipes.


humziyang

Chinese folks tend to hose down their asses, so this is no surprise.


Ingenousbluebeing

wow... i don't know about the other countries, but we, brazilians, [take a lot](https://www.dailyinfographic.com/world-shower-habits) of showers.


oliveiramg

No need to wipe our ass if we gonna shower twice a day.


GDR_Enjoyer

Can we go back to the GDR?


troldborgen

Because civilized people wash their asses?


SirCoco

I feel like I'm using 10 per year, because I have A bidet


Naternaught

Look. We Americans have huge dump truck ass from all the garbage we eat.


bennibentheman2

I bought a 6 pack back in March and I've used 3 (tbf I also shit at work/uni so)


analog-suspect

Americans look at this like: heh, all these people in other countries walk around with dirty asses 😎


Pixy-Punch

Ok but the real question is how much is actually "used" in whatever way and how much is just idiots panic buying toilet paper whenever something happened? Corona wasn't an digestive tract disease but for months during lockdown he didn't have any kind of cleaning paper on the shelfs, if anything was available you had to ask a employee for it because people were starting fistfights over it.


schildhz

To be fair, most US toilet papers are single-layered, whereas the ones in Europe and Asia are multi-layered. This statistics is not very telling as it does not specify how much paper is there per roll.


oliveiramg

Yes it does. 140 grams.


JucheEnthusiast110

Libtards? Owned epic Ben Shapiro style with facts and logic


papa_nurgel

Are they just wrapping their fist in toilet paper? I use like 3-4 squares folded up at most


xanthespark

I really feel the numbers would vary greatly if they were separated by sex. I think women would need to use more toilet paper on average.


EatenOrpheus31

What?