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An actual tankie is about to win in my country

An actual tankie is about to win in my country

wateryoudoinglmao

I live in America, and an actual tankie and borderline red fascist, Hillary Clinton, may win the election in my country. The alternate, Barack Obama, is also bad, but i genuinely fear that my anarchist beliefs will make me a target for the tankie regime. Her party openly praises totalitarian dictator Fidel Castro, and i worry that a Tiananmem Massacre 2.0 will happen soon


[deleted]

Nevar forget Tottenham massacre 1984


GSPixinine

The Tottenham massacre was the 2018/19 Champions League Final, where they lost to the Reds by 2-0


HeyUncleVanya

I almost impulsively downvoted this fact Anyways... COYS... :(


FaZe_salad

COYS 😔


thenordiner

haha who won the ucl? (russian oligarch team)


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ablandera2t1uiwo

COYS...


richietozier4

Pokemon go kill your landlord


RobotAnna

this is so sad alexa play the internationale


breaker-of-shovels

Underrated comment


Evening_Tree

people who are silly enough to own an alexa: if you tell alexa to do that does she manage to do it, or fuck it up somehow?


PolandIsAStateOfMind

[Depend what do you expect.](https://youtu.be/mzwtevoz9og)


RobotAnna

i dont know why have a state department bug when i can have an extradimensional being that judges the combat capabilities of every species in the multiverse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnfP9qKAbk8


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Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


RobotAnna

begone, vile automaton, do not speak my holy tongue


Scion_of_Perturabo

Do not curse the Machine with thoughts


AncomDotCom

The Industrial Revolution and it’s...


Br4z1l14nguy

Good bot


100MillionHolodum

Based in a tankiejerk post about Castillo.


REEEEEvolution

Totally not a fascist sub.


shalewkaw

less fascist, and more dumbass radlibs who will oppose literally any actually effective theory


Neduard

How are radlibs different from fascists though?


Zaxio005

radlibs = liberals = fascists I see no difference 😤


Zachmorris4187

Theyre not, other than they just dont know that theyre fascists yet. Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds.


mc_k86

Take it from the CEO of fascism himself: “Every anarchist is just a baffled dictator”


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100MillionHolodum

OP was very active on tankiejerk and ECS, i doubt it's satire.


GrewUpTwice

The original post *must* be satire, right? The OP also made that post that was on SLS a while back about how the CIA is apparently a humanitarian and progressive organisation.


TheInception817

They called Lenin a totalitarian dictator??? And these people get to vote in elections


Native_ov_Earth

The lib/anarkid made himself famous. 😂


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TehAmoozin

Love this copypasta too much.


EdMarCarSe

I did go to tankiejerk to see the original post in wich the post is based. I regret go to tankiejerk now.


Land-Cucumber

Link it for me, I need the entertainment.


100MillionHolodum

Just search for "Pedro Castillo" or "Peru" on tankiejerk and you will find.


Br4z1l14nguy

Dude for a moment i was ready to ask wtf you smoked to think Lula is a tankie, thankfully i read the rest


Rottekampflieger

O que mais me assusta é que tem MUITA gente que não ironicamente chama o Lula de comunista/Estalinista, eu sempre fico negativamente surpreso com o nível de desinformação presente no proletariado


Br4z1l14nguy

Como disse Carlos Prestes, Lula é gente boa mas falta a teoria do proletariado


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kongziisnotimpressed

Anarchists are the real reason left unity is in trouble


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RedSkorge

Blew my mind the first time I read this a long time ago.


serr7

Well, there can be no unity between marxists and anarchists.


applejuice72

There are no Anarchists there are only the Alphabet bois


under_your_bed94

Don't unite with leftists, unite with the working class, colonised and oppressed. We want political power to change things, not a talking shop where everyone sits down and discusses their differences.


[deleted]

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


RoyalSnipez15

Same and then I saw the upvotes and I was like “wait a minute?”


M0rcal

It seems that to anarchists that the main difference between "tankies" and them is that tankies are leftists who actually succeed. How "red fascist" they are is directly correlated to their level of success lmao.


SlamDatPussy

Tonystarkman squeeze massage 2.0


ZaSlobodu

Tiny Man Massage


Lord_M_G_Albo

>I live in Brazil, and an actual tankie and borderline red fascist, Lula, may win the election in my country. I didn't see the flair, and almost had a stroke for a moment.


MyFavoriteBurger

Lol lula is definitely NOT a tankie, although left leaning. He is the only hope though, since his mandate literally took the country out of the hunger map (thks to bolsonaro, we're back at it), made people be able to travel by plane, buy a fridge, have a floor that is not dirt, and overall have a decent living. And there is still people that say he is "just as bad as Bolsonaro" and will vote blank. I hate how conservative my country is. We literally elected a genocidal, corrupt ex-military fascist, and 25/30% people still blindly support him. I really hope lula wins. Otherwise I have zero doubt this country will either starve or enter civil war


TrumpetMatt

Copypasta based off a post on Peru's Castillo win.


Evening_Tree

wait it wasn't a joke that time? :(


GSPixinine

I'd love to see a Boulos presidency, but Lula is not half bad


CdeRoboseGhouls

Exactly Lula isn't the most red candidate out there, but I think that dispelling the "anti worker's party" sentiment would be an essential step towards the metaphorical castration of the right-wing ideological machine here in Brazil. Anti-petismo is the bread and butter of those fuckers, it's how they got popular in the first place.


Cardonk57

people who say “tankie” unironically should leave politics, politics isn’t a petty internet argument


Comrade_Ziggy

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


ComradeAvg

How can you be "an actual tankie" but only a "borderline red fascist"? I want to know the anarchists' criteria for this


TheLepidopterists

It's satire


Robertium

Mas, a prôxima eleição no Brasil não vai acontecer até Outubro 2022, certo? / But the next election in Brazil isn't until October 2022, right? edit: oh oops


TrumpetMatt

Copypasta based off a post on Peru's Castillo win.


licksnutterbutters

omg how are you gonna brush your teeth without a toothbrush😭😭


ShadowOnTheRadio

I was reading a thread on Lula and the PT on r/socialism the other day and there was this guy literally saying "oh but the PT cracked down on the REAL LEFTISTS who were protesting in 2013!!!" lmao so apparently real leftism is when you go to a market-funded protest to dance around a giant rubber duck, and the closer you are to the giant rubber duck, the leftiest it is


100MillionHolodum

left wing protest funded by the Ford Foundation😎😎


ZarosianJax

Can someone link me the original post, I need it for reasons Edit: Nvm found it. What the fuck is wrong with those people


octopus_cookie

Tinman rectangle massacre 2: electric boogaloo


FourLastSongs

Imagine thinking tankie governments care about anarkkkidies.


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TehAmoozin

im going to upvote this one in particular for no reason


RorschachsVoice

Oh shiet call CIA


HeyDune

So glad this is a shitpost


Karn_Evil_912

If your guy is half the man Fidel was, your country will be getting a lot better soon.


eduardofdmf

Oh man i am brazilian i wish that was true.


RockINGSOCemRobot

I saw so many cringe libs make real honest posts like that about Castillo it's pathetic.


foto-de-anime

Sadly this is exactly what the right thinks of him... They are correct, Lula is a red facist and anarchists and trotskysts will be purged, but the fact that they know it just makes it harder to turn Brazil in Vuvuzuela. 😔


_generic_protagonist

Wah Wah, wasn't the whole Car Wash Scandal really sunk because one of the main judges or investigators involved were one of Bolsonaro's friends.


Maury_Finkle

Imma steal this one thx


irjax

can someone tell me what this is in reference to?


Jefftheperson728

Shitpost or go to anarchist sub