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I will believe it when it actually happens... But please, DB, make it so....

Stare charges. Even if they are federal (like the other 2 pending cases) Biden has nothing to do with it. Rightly so.

Is there not some sort of sacrifice that can be made, or spell which can be cast?

I'll have to dig it out from the darkest chamber in the deepest circle of Hell, but I think I got something that might help. If not, Satan has *wonderful* casserole recipe he's been keeping secret down there as well, so if all else fails, bring an empty stomach and some tubberware for leftovers.

Remember when Elvira made casserole? Good times, very Satanic.

❤️

Tubberware 😁

Wait have I been the only person doing my culture's native "arrest this idiot" dance fortnightly for the last seven years? spoilers ahead: [it's the hustle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZyT6QW5Pdo)

Only dance we need for anything ever.

Let me look into it and I’ll get back to you

It's in the governor of New York's hands, but let's hope she channels some DB energy. Let's go Dark Kathy!

I saw this image and was wondering if it had happened!!

He's in the club with very powerful eyes wide shut esque people. Unless he's running an Epstein's Island esque operation, running around murdering people, or something like that, he's not going to prison. Whats probably going to happen is he's going to get a heavy but easily recoverable from fine, told behind closed doors not to run for president or else, or both. Of course he's going to comply because if he doesn't all the stuff he did (like going to the island) is going to come out.

At least there’s been an indictment.

Break out champagne #1! Save the good stuff for the conviction, though. But this is a NECESSARY first step!

Btw, this is how I got the news, so: Thank You!

The only way I can tell this is fake is that Trump is much fatter than whoever was originally in that pic.

I was going to say Fake news That suit is tailored

And the tie stops in front of the buckle (the correct way). It may still be red, but it’s not… compensatory.

I did that!

Dark Brandon: Tough on Cornpop. Tougher on Malarkey.

I'd buy that picture and frame it!

I would if they had used a person closer to Trump's actual dumpy body type. Looks way too fit.

It’s not my thing but I may even tribute to that pic should it actually happen.

We're gonna get a real picture one day

Hopefully it becomes the newest Federal Holiday

Perfect! I will sell it to you for the low low price if $1000!

Maybe DB could sell his own NFT collection!

Should be Hillary with the selfie

Bro imagine lol

Absolutely would be the better play

Unrealistic, it looks like they're lifting Trump and it would take way more than two men to do it.

Yeah, Trump is at least 100 pounds fatter

They should have a forklift in the back.

Bigly

It’s been years since PumpkinTits McGee was that thin. But i still might make this my phone wallpaper!

Boy, you really flattered Trump with that stock photo choice 😆

Oh don't get me all excited like this. If they arrest that fuck i may take the day off to celebrate.

Let’s Go Brandon!

Where's DarkGarland?

Should have had Peter Strzok one of the arresting police leading Trump away 😅

T-boy wishes he looked that svelte.

Needs laser eyes

Fake news, not fat enough

Trump looks way too skinny here lol

Trump ain't skinny jack.

Trump is way too skinny there.

If this really happens and he really does get arrested, I want to hear Hillary Clinton’s comments on it *so* badly.

Wait is it real?

Unfortunately no. But soon, we hope.

There have been so many fakes made at this point I'm not sure I'm going to recognize the real one when it happens

Saving for future use... . maybe.

Happy No Malarkey Monday!

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Uy0Uznw4E&ab\_channel=1oneclone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Uy0Uznw4E&ab_channel=1oneclone)

Obama caught Bin Laden, DB will catch Trump.

🤣🤣🤣

Let’s all manifest this! I would, if I knew how.

Donald is two fat for day.

This is so good :)

Is this sub just propaganda? Btw it's fine if it is propaganda has it's place I just was looking for a Brandon meme page

Ever since he took office, we've heard things like this. It would be even more egg on the face of America. Our collective fragile ego won't allow it.

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I don't think so. He is in Florida and the rumor is Tuesday.

The rumor being spread by trump. Who knows really

The NY DA announced a response a while ago stating it would not be intimidated. So it’s going to happen- when? That’s up for debate.

This is not real but it's very funny

It’s not going to happen. Stop getting your hope up.